Whoa, Judge Perry says the Feds’ declarations about unrest at ICE facilities are not credible because some of the incidents they cite in their declarations were separately no-billed by grand juries

You’ll never guess who is in charge of the Homeland Security Council….

(Miller. It’s Stephen Miller.)

Yeah. TikTok is out. It's an arm of the ruling fascist party at this point.

salma kayak: thread

That’s also what us olden folks from my neck of the woods used to call complimentary pretzels at the bar during happy hour.

Man I wish. I call my knots “free jazz”

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

There goes another Trump admin talking point.

Claim: Abrego told an immigration judge that he fears persecution in Costa Rica.

Judge Xinis reads the immigration judge's ruling, which doesn't say that.

"That's very troubling to me," Xinis tells Ensign.

also a sign of how far trump has checked out-there is zero chance in the old days he would countenance anyone else taking credit, even in a slip of the tongue

With all the best knots, I’m sure.

Mackenzie Blackwood practiced with the team today but Bednar said they aren’t sure if he’ll go on the road trip next week.

Asked if a conditioning stint would be possible to get him games when he is healthy and he said that’s an option they do have.

You are talking about Brent Burns here, right?

His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.

Hegseth sucks. The Qataris suck. But we aren’t giving Qatar an airbase in Idaho. It’s building dorms etc. at an existing base to train them on F-15s we sold them, just like Singapore already has there. Common arrangement we have with lots of countries. This one was already being planned under Biden.

I can only hope that one day I, too, will be notable enough to be described by Roger Stone as a “leaping bounding, screaming asshole.”

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BREAKING: Trump’s budget chief Russ Vought says that “reduction in force,” or mass firings of federal workers, have begun — a move that is likely illegal.

EPA officials directed scientists to assess whether the government could develop methods for detecting abortion pills in wastewater — a practice sought by the anti-abortion movement. The request appears to have originated from a letter sent from GOP members to Lee Zeldin, the EPA administrator.

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The Trump admin has started firing federal workers 10 days into the shutdown, according OMB Director Russ Vought — who called the firings "substantial."

At least nine agencies appear to be affected.

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

sherman, for the love of god!

Nobel Peace Prizes have often been awarded to people who fight autocracy. Maria Corina Machado fits right into that tradition

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18 year-olds get conscripted to the Russian army to be sent “home” as quickly as possible?