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“‘The internet.’ haha Mommy you sound so old timey!”
-my 7yo
MY ancestors came here the RIGHT way (jumped off the ship and swam ashore bc it was rejected at Ellis Island due to the 1924 quota act)
MY ancestors came here the RIGHT way (larger family members hiding smaller ones in their coats in recursive manner similar to a matryoshka)
MY ancestors came here the RIGHT way (exchanged a playstation 5 preorder code for a green card)
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Solidarity forever to my union brothers and sisters striking in NYC!!!! ✊🌹🩺
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Was grasping at just a single straw of joy in this hellscape with the new season of Traitors, only for it to be ruined by Michael Rappaport and, behind the scenes, Swifties. This is truly the bad place.
January 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Catholic church 🤝 JD Vance’s mom
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Everything keeps happening except “it”
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Well it started when I spilled some baked beans all over myself in the movie theater
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Oh snap is this what Mar a Lago face has been trying to be all this time?????
Brigitte Bardot, an international sensation and emblem of female sexual emancipation, died at 91.

The actress and singer later became an animal-welfare campaigner and incendiary right-wing commentator.
Brigitte Bardot, French femme fatale and cultural phenomenon, dies at 91
The actress and singer was a symbol of sexual revolution. She later became an animal-welfare campaigner and incendiary right-wing commenter.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*.

*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I really feel for baby Jesus with everyone thinking hes a raggedy ass Sagittarius
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Besides the fact that I spoiled the season of Justified we are currently watching by reading this *and* they chose the wrong episodes of The Leftovers and Buffy, the section “The 20 Best Judy Gemstone Gems, Ranked by Grossness” alone made this worth reading
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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👋 Breastfeeding & infant feeding expert here! All babies need safe, accessible nutrition. Most people already want to breastfeed and 84% start out doing so but can’t realize their goals. What we need are *policies* that make it possible to breastfeed for all who desire to do so and…
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Christmas makes me cranky so I made a playlist of cranky Christmas songs: open.spotify.com/playlist/7mT...
cranky christmas
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Love that my 8yo finally wants to watch Home Alone, hate having to explain the 90s to her every 5 minutes
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The freebirth movement is my Roman Empire and it’s taken frankly way too long for these two white ladies with dreadlocks to face their comeuppance
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Will jump right on the trend of calling our ruling class overlords “the Epstein class” from now on thanks
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
8yo: “Thats so temu”
Me: what else do the kids say?
8yo: “meow”
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
A gen z nurse overheard me say in the hallway “jokes on them (redpilled young men) cuz you know the gen z like their men a bit more fluid” and she smirked and ive never felt so old in my life
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The victory of progressive candidates is a byproduct of our work caring for one another and building a better world, not the goal of our work.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yknow I am something of an aloof wife myself
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM