Rachel
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Rachel
@avaguearchive.bsky.social
· Mar 31
Me when I'm doing some banger posts
The ladies at my dentists’ reception are talking about how much soup they’re making rn and one of them said ‘I didn’t think I was a soupy but I AM’, I love this for her (also the term ‘a soupy’)
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 AM
The ladies at my dentists’ reception are talking about how much soup they’re making rn and one of them said ‘I didn’t think I was a soupy but I AM’, I love this for her (also the term ‘a soupy’)
Would it be a new year if I didn’t chip my tooth on nothing yet AGAIN
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Would it be a new year if I didn’t chip my tooth on nothing yet AGAIN
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Oh good. More time for gambling adverts.
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Oh good. More time for gambling adverts.
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I’ll say this for Sir Keir’s Labour: they have been wonderfully revealing on what the actual limits of democracy are in Britain: it’s Thatcherism wearing a variety of different hats at home, and whatever America wants abroad. Don’t like it? Fuck you, we are not debating whether this is good or not.
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I’ll say this for Sir Keir’s Labour: they have been wonderfully revealing on what the actual limits of democracy are in Britain: it’s Thatcherism wearing a variety of different hats at home, and whatever America wants abroad. Don’t like it? Fuck you, we are not debating whether this is good or not.
Guys. Did you know. That when mad nuclear shit was being discovered in the 1930s/40s, scientists were worried that the Nazis could get uranium for bombs from Congo - then under Belgian occupation. And their solution. Was. ‘Albert Einstein is friends with the queen of Belgium, get him to have a word’
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Guys. Did you know. That when mad nuclear shit was being discovered in the 1930s/40s, scientists were worried that the Nazis could get uranium for bombs from Congo - then under Belgian occupation. And their solution. Was. ‘Albert Einstein is friends with the queen of Belgium, get him to have a word’
Well this gives me some hope
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Well this gives me some hope
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is there some way I can quickly unlearn all of history so as to feel better about recent events
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
is there some way I can quickly unlearn all of history so as to feel better about recent events
Started playing Persona 5 and am somewhat confused as to why the protagonist is being treated as a villain for preventing a sexual assault???
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Started playing Persona 5 and am somewhat confused as to why the protagonist is being treated as a villain for preventing a sexual assault???
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I absolutely love Nick's fact, but also, mine is, JoJo's 'Too Little Too Late' (2006) was nearly recorded by the fucking Pussycat Dolls. I think in its own way that's just as much to ponder.
There are more combinations of a standard deck of playing cards than there are atoms on earth. If you give a deck of cards a good shuffle, the resulting combination has almost certainly never existed before in human history.
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I absolutely love Nick's fact, but also, mine is, JoJo's 'Too Little Too Late' (2006) was nearly recorded by the fucking Pussycat Dolls. I think in its own way that's just as much to ponder.
It me
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
It me
I fully intend to keep running from it (over the edge of a cliff perhap) but it’s v possible, I fear probable, that amma have to have the cataract op this year lads, the constant errors I am making (and deleting, and reposting with new errors) in typing are nothing on the wtf I am getting upto irl
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I fully intend to keep running from it (over the edge of a cliff perhap) but it’s v possible, I fear probable, that amma have to have the cataract op this year lads, the constant errors I am making (and deleting, and reposting with new errors) in typing are nothing on the wtf I am getting upto irl
Anyway I ended 2025 by getting gift-wrapped on the floor of a board game cafe by my mum while my boyfriend and sibling pointed and laughed, so what’s going on 2026
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Anyway I ended 2025 by getting gift-wrapped on the floor of a board game cafe by my mum while my boyfriend and sibling pointed and laughed, so what’s going on 2026
Gervais, 2007: you’d never hear ‘a starving African’ complaining about having ME
Nigeria, 2006: our study estimates a 0.68% national prevalence of ME
Gervais: a made-up disease you don’t hear of in ‘third world countries’
(Had to ‘’ his terminology, chose Nigeria as they had a timely study)
Nigeria, 2006: our study estimates a 0.68% national prevalence of ME
Gervais: a made-up disease you don’t hear of in ‘third world countries’
(Had to ‘’ his terminology, chose Nigeria as they had a timely study)
gervais: we never had neuro-diversity in my day
gervais, two minutes later: that person making noise while i’m eating is causing me mental distress.
gervais, two minutes later: that person making noise while i’m eating is causing me mental distress.
January 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Gervais, 2007: you’d never hear ‘a starving African’ complaining about having ME
Nigeria, 2006: our study estimates a 0.68% national prevalence of ME
Gervais: a made-up disease you don’t hear of in ‘third world countries’
(Had to ‘’ his terminology, chose Nigeria as they had a timely study)
Nigeria, 2006: our study estimates a 0.68% national prevalence of ME
Gervais: a made-up disease you don’t hear of in ‘third world countries’
(Had to ‘’ his terminology, chose Nigeria as they had a timely study)
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A queen 🙏
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A queen 🙏
Upon discovering that my beloved was not familiar with Elliott Smith, I had a GREAT time infodumpimg every connection I knew to things he likes, ie ‘you know in Kill by Jimmy Eat World when it mentions a song by Heatmiser? THAT’S ELLIOTT’S OLD BAND. The Decemberists’ drummer? BRIEFLY IN THAT BAND-‘
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Upon discovering that my beloved was not familiar with Elliott Smith, I had a GREAT time infodumpimg every connection I knew to things he likes, ie ‘you know in Kill by Jimmy Eat World when it mentions a song by Heatmiser? THAT’S ELLIOTT’S OLD BAND. The Decemberists’ drummer? BRIEFLY IN THAT BAND-‘
Sir you must be SUPREMELY lost to be here at 12:16am on the 24th of December #PokemonGo
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sir you must be SUPREMELY lost to be here at 12:16am on the 24th of December #PokemonGo
Omfg some heinous bitch has drunk the last Diet Coke and left the entire household bereft (nb: it was me)
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Omfg some heinous bitch has drunk the last Diet Coke and left the entire household bereft (nb: it was me)
Accidentally made a cup of tea with 2 teabags and now I can see through space + time
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Accidentally made a cup of tea with 2 teabags and now I can see through space + time
I am terrible at sewing, but I feel this unskill has really lent itself to patchin’ up this oven glove what I absolutely did not burn a big hole in by leaving it on the stove 🧐🪡✨
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I am terrible at sewing, but I feel this unskill has really lent itself to patchin’ up this oven glove what I absolutely did not burn a big hole in by leaving it on the stove 🧐🪡✨
O. Mg.
I feel that the people need a picture of Penny Loafer in her little booties
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
O. Mg.
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come up with a horror film title in precisely ten words
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
come up with a horror film title in precisely ten words
Hahaha ‘US/Canada exclusive cover’ YOU CANNOT KEEP HIM FROM ME ❄️🤍📖❤️🔥 #MyHeroAcademia #ShotoTodoroki
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hahaha ‘US/Canada exclusive cover’ YOU CANNOT KEEP HIM FROM ME ❄️🤍📖❤️🔥 #MyHeroAcademia #ShotoTodoroki