Tyson, from before
b0ydbrain.bsky.social
Tyson, from before
@b0ydbrain.bsky.social
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Y'know, the mustard guy?
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life really is all about perspective instead of thinking “i’m stuck in a sewer drain 😢 ” say “i’m going to meet a fireman 😃 “
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
A great squash match is one of the most beautiful things in pro wrestling.
Sort of a hybrid baseball game / steel cage match.
you should be able to steal a home run if you want to. just drop the bat and try to book it for the fence before anyone can tag you. if you can make it all the way out there and throw yourself over the fence, you're good
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THIS IS YOUR WORLD SERIES FAVORITE?!?!
11 runs will do that, David!
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the mental gymnastics of a stance like “I believe in unions but only under the right circumstances” must be exhausting.
Among the finest "our tag finisher is just our two finishers combined" I've ever seen.
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Alright, I already love this team of Aminata and Hayter! #AEWDynamite
The idea is that these businesses are all built on massive, shaky credit, so if folks can put in a concerted effort to make using these products culturally taboo amongst people inclined to use them, then they won't survive the money cliff.
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Admit it, it would be very funny if the Canadian team won the World Series this year
Goddamn, people love the Jurassic Express reunion so much that I think AEW might just forget about the last two years! #AEWWrestleDream 🤼‍♂️
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*unfrozen caveman seeing a FUCK ICE t-shirt* buddy i couldn’t agree more
"They probably shouldn't share a bank account." - Kayley re: The Broke Bucks #AEWWrestleDream 🤼‍♂️
Your Halloween costume should be "spooky" in some regard, otherwise it's just cosplay.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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There needs to be more heavy music available for young people so they can rock out. Perhaps the government could step in and fund this. Whether or not they take advantage of it, young people deserve the option to rock out. All ages could benefit but I think it's especially urgent for adolescents.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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“Jungle Jake” Jack Perry doing some jungle whittling with his jungle knife
Kota Ibushi i love you but if you don't come back as a jeans and t-shirt old man wrestler I swear to god dude. #AEWDYNAMITE
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According to the flotilla tracker & Al Jazeera, the Conscience (along with other flotilla ships) has been intercepted.

Time to get on the phones and call our MPs to demand Canada ensure the safe return of the Canadians on board including NL activists Devoney Ellis, Nikita Stapleton, & Sadie Mees.