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That $1.50 glizzy really softens the blow of a $279 trip to Costco
Not handy, just frugal
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Not handy, just frugal
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I’m back at work today but let’s pray no one ask me anything, no one bothers me, and the time flies by. Amen!
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m back at work today but let’s pray no one ask me anything, no one bothers me, and the time flies by. Amen!
Before IBS there was…
Collywobbles [KOL-ee-wah-buls]
(n.)
-Stomach pain or queasiness associated with looseness of the bowels.
Used in a sentence:
“Half the parish came down with spumiferous collywobbles after sampling Aunt Gertrude’s gelatinous aspic tart — it was likely the anchovies that had gone a trifle off.”
(n.)
-Stomach pain or queasiness associated with looseness of the bowels.
Used in a sentence:
“Half the parish came down with spumiferous collywobbles after sampling Aunt Gertrude’s gelatinous aspic tart — it was likely the anchovies that had gone a trifle off.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Before IBS there was…
This
Fam when are we collectively boycotting Walmart? Cuz that’s a big evil that needs to fall?
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
Intrusive thought of the day- I’ll need to buy toilet paper for the rest of my life
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Intrusive thought of the day- I’ll need to buy toilet paper for the rest of my life
Imagine if he put this much energy into helping people
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Imagine if he put this much energy into helping people
50 year mortgages are the Fingerhut of home loans
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
50 year mortgages are the Fingerhut of home loans
This timeline is some dark comedy shit
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This timeline is some dark comedy shit
Perimenopause has me crying at football highlight reels (and I don’t even like football)
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Perimenopause has me crying at football highlight reels (and I don’t even like football)
I own way too many pajama bottoms and graphic tees for a person my age
October 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I own way too many pajama bottoms and graphic tees for a person my age
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One day a year, Mac and Cheese exposes the family dynamic and hierarchy in Black homes.
I'm speaking to the Aunties who were told to bring the drinks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm speaking to the Aunties who were told to bring the drinks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
One day a year, Mac and Cheese exposes the family dynamic and hierarchy in Black homes.
I'm speaking to the Aunties who were told to bring the drinks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm speaking to the Aunties who were told to bring the drinks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
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"I never imagined it would be like this," I whisper into the mirror as I put on my dinosaur costume.
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"I never imagined it would be like this," I whisper into the mirror as I put on my dinosaur costume.
Those Thai chili stuffed olives were a mistake
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Those Thai chili stuffed olives were a mistake
Today she was on Annie’s Mac & Cheese “I knew chivalry was dead, but I didn’t know saying thank you was too.” 😂
At Costco and heard the tortilla crusted tilapia sample lady mutter “if it was so full of chemicals why’d you eat it” under her breath. She’s about to crash out. Freezer aisle is not safe
October 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Today she was on Annie’s Mac & Cheese “I knew chivalry was dead, but I didn’t know saying thank you was too.” 😂
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Gonna dress like a slutty hotdog bun and try to get some Halloweener
October 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Gonna dress like a slutty hotdog bun and try to get some Halloweener
That $1.50 glizzy really softens the blow of a $279 trip to Costco
October 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
That $1.50 glizzy really softens the blow of a $279 trip to Costco
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Back when we had regular tv when this came on you knew it was time to go to bed lmao…
October 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Back when we had regular tv when this came on you knew it was time to go to bed lmao…
Munchies so bad I forgot I’m lactose intolerant
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Munchies so bad I forgot I’m lactose intolerant
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Good morning y’all. Let’s do the damn thing today. Make this last day of September a good.
Eat and hydrate yourself. Take that walk later. Enjoy nature and step away from technology for a few.
Be kind to yourself.
Eat and hydrate yourself. Take that walk later. Enjoy nature and step away from technology for a few.
Be kind to yourself.
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good morning y’all. Let’s do the damn thing today. Make this last day of September a good.
Eat and hydrate yourself. Take that walk later. Enjoy nature and step away from technology for a few.
Be kind to yourself.
Eat and hydrate yourself. Take that walk later. Enjoy nature and step away from technology for a few.
Be kind to yourself.
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Looking for your glasses while wearing your glasses<<<
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Looking for your glasses while wearing your glasses<<<
Someone I follow on Bluesky just showed up in my Facebook “People You May Know”
They’re watching 👀
They’re watching 👀
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Someone I follow on Bluesky just showed up in my Facebook “People You May Know”
They’re watching 👀
They’re watching 👀
To know and not act is apathy
To see and stay silent is consent
To see and stay silent is consent
September 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
To know and not act is apathy
To see and stay silent is consent
To see and stay silent is consent
Checking another home project off the list I’m grateful to my dad for teaching me that I can probably fix just about anything
September 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Checking another home project off the list I’m grateful to my dad for teaching me that I can probably fix just about anything