Ben Allain π₯
@benallain.bsky.social
My other car is another car that has a sticker that says my other car is this car.
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Alternate for Team Casper of USA, Rich Ruohonen addressed the what is going on back home in Minnesota at a press conference earlier today.
Rich is a personal lawyer from the Twin Cities. Thread has some quotes from his statement:
Rich is a personal lawyer from the Twin Cities. Thread has some quotes from his statement:
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Alternate for Team Casper of USA, Rich Ruohonen addressed the what is going on back home in Minnesota at a press conference earlier today.
Rich is a personal lawyer from the Twin Cities. Thread has some quotes from his statement:
Rich is a personal lawyer from the Twin Cities. Thread has some quotes from his statement:
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[last week] i don't know the names of any curlers but i'll probably have it on in the background while i do other stuff
[today] IF CORY AND KOREY WIN GOLD WE ARE GOING TO CHILI'S TO CELEBRATE
[today] IF CORY AND KOREY WIN GOLD WE ARE GOING TO CHILI'S TO CELEBRATE
Cory Thiesse and Korey Dropkin have done itβΌοΈ
Team USA knocks out Italy and advances to the mixed doubles curling gold-medal final against Sweden.
Team USA knocks out Italy and advances to the mixed doubles curling gold-medal final against Sweden.
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
[last week] i don't know the names of any curlers but i'll probably have it on in the background while i do other stuff
[today] IF CORY AND KOREY WIN GOLD WE ARE GOING TO CHILI'S TO CELEBRATE
[today] IF CORY AND KOREY WIN GOLD WE ARE GOING TO CHILI'S TO CELEBRATE
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the drama! defector.com/the-super-bo...
The Super Bowl Could Not Compete With Tape-Delayed Olympic Curling | Defector
Nobody else in my house likes football, and we are believers in democracy at least as far as concerns the television. And so it was that, Sunday evening, I had the Super Bowl streaming on my liβl lapt...
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February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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I'm quaking, LET'S GO CORY AND KOREY
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I'm quaking, LET'S GO CORY AND KOREY
Personally think this is almost as good of a TV innovation as mics on the players
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Personally think this is almost as good of a TV innovation as mics on the players
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as pointed out by curlingzone, the mixed doubles curling semifinals consist of 4 of the last 5 world champs
GBR (Dodds/Mouat) 2021 (as Scotland)
vs
Sweden (WranΓ₯/WranΓ₯) 2024
Italy (Constantini/Mosaner) 2025
vs
USA (Thiesse/Dropkin) 2023
GBR (Dodds/Mouat) 2021 (as Scotland)
vs
Sweden (WranΓ₯/WranΓ₯) 2024
Italy (Constantini/Mosaner) 2025
vs
USA (Thiesse/Dropkin) 2023
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
as pointed out by curlingzone, the mixed doubles curling semifinals consist of 4 of the last 5 world champs
GBR (Dodds/Mouat) 2021 (as Scotland)
vs
Sweden (WranΓ₯/WranΓ₯) 2024
Italy (Constantini/Mosaner) 2025
vs
USA (Thiesse/Dropkin) 2023
GBR (Dodds/Mouat) 2021 (as Scotland)
vs
Sweden (WranΓ₯/WranΓ₯) 2024
Italy (Constantini/Mosaner) 2025
vs
USA (Thiesse/Dropkin) 2023
You don't know that for sure!
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
You don't know that for sure!
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. Itβs annoying. βYou must walk through the door.β Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. Itβs annoying. βYou must walk through the door.β Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
I can't wait for him to play this one!
cause im
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I can't wait for him to play this one!
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Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
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it'll take ten years of ads where a smiling man holds a can of beans in front of the camera saying "you eat them. in your mouth" before we can sell a real product again. maybe we never find the golden age of the gorilla on a drum kit ever again
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
it'll take ten years of ads where a smiling man holds a can of beans in front of the camera saying "you eat them. in your mouth" before we can sell a real product again. maybe we never find the golden age of the gorilla on a drum kit ever again
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Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
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The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesnβt do anything
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 AM
The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesnβt do anything
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You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
Nessun dorma always gets me π₯Ή
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Nessun dorma always gets me π₯Ή
I hope we get booed so loud that JD shits his pants in front of the IOC head
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I hope we get booed so loud that JD shits his pants in front of the IOC head
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I canβt imagine Korey and Cory had βSnoop Dogg wears our facesβ on their Olympic bingo card
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I canβt imagine Korey and Cory had βSnoop Dogg wears our facesβ on their Olympic bingo card
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On some level you gotta feel for Norway. Oh, youβre probably a bubble playoff team? Too bad, youβre the only team that plays the first 3 draws and theyβre against arguably the top 3 teams in the field. Good luck and have fun out there
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
On some level you gotta feel for Norway. Oh, youβre probably a bubble playoff team? Too bad, youβre the only team that plays the first 3 draws and theyβre against arguably the top 3 teams in the field. Good luck and have fun out there
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![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean βa time loop experienced by one person.β PERSON 2: β¦What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Also a misplaced guard and rethrow.
I missed the blood, what game was that?
I missed the blood, what game was that?
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Also a misplaced guard and rethrow.
I missed the blood, what game was that?
I missed the blood, what game was that?
It is going to be an absolute bloodbath. I can't wait.
Mixed doubles at the Olympics starts in less than 24 hours.
This might be the most unpredictable curling field we've seen. Why?
Read my Olympics Mixed Doubles Preview for @rockchannelcurl.bsky.social
www.thegrandslamofcurling.com/news/2026-wi...
This might be the most unpredictable curling field we've seen. Why?
Read my Olympics Mixed Doubles Preview for @rockchannelcurl.bsky.social
www.thegrandslamofcurling.com/news/2026-wi...
2026 Winter Olympics: Mixed doubles preview
When the opening ceremonies officially open the Olympic Winter Games on Friday, the mixed doubles curling event will already be nearing its halfway mark in Cortina dβAmpezzo, Italy. Curling is the fir...
www.thegrandslamofcurling.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
It is going to be an absolute bloodbath. I can't wait.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it