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berrey.bsky.social
cool kevin
@berrey.bsky.social
award-winning playwright of HELL GATE CITY @hellgatecity.bsky.social, #1 lie-down comedian on 🌍; mostly re-skeets

👂: http://hellgatecity.com

💸: https://patreon.com/hellgatecity
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

1. Brainiac
2. Fugazi
3. Outkast
4. Rage Against the Machine
5. Slint
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
from now on, yep
y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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“No Thanks for Colonialism. No Forgiveness for Genocide” banner hoisted beside the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in NYC happening now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Yaaasss. But back off bald boys.
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
11 pigeons

Mount the roof. Wait. There's 50

On the windowsill.

#poem #haiku #hokku #writing #poetry #nature
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No one does it like NYC 🎉🦃

Happy Genocide Remembrance Day!
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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dude love goes absolutely crazy. hard as fuck. have u heard abt this
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Came across some quality street agitprop today
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So, same as it ever was?
Himes: "This shows Steve Witkoff almost literally sitting side with the Russians on this ... it's unimaginable to consider the fact that you would propose a peace deal that the Ukrainians didn't even know about."
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The final flame-red

Treetop on the arborous

Hill rebels. Wind howls.

#haiku #poem #poetry #writing #nature #hakku
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
RIP Jimmy Cliff
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Birch synapses yearn

In cruel drafts of November's

Urban effluents.

#haiku #poem #nature #writing #hakku #poetry
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A flock of seagulls

Dotted and swept the heavens.

The rooftop flag drooped.

#haiku #poem #nature #writing #poetry
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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"War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."

www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM