danb
@bigdamnnerd.bsky.social
TTRPGS (Currently: PF2e, SWADE, Deadlands, D&D5e), Foundry VTT, Linux sysadmin, Docker, board games, cats, puns.
You have been warned.
You have been warned.
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
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November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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I won't consider Starlink for the same reason I won't buy a Tesla and why I'm no longer on the former Twitter: I won't willingly give money to (or be an advertising base for) a Nazi salute-throwing fascist who actively tried to destroy our democracy
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I won't consider Starlink for the same reason I won't buy a Tesla and why I'm no longer on the former Twitter: I won't willingly give money to (or be an advertising base for) a Nazi salute-throwing fascist who actively tried to destroy our democracy
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Sometimes you have an idea so dumb that you HAVE to do it (I didn’t get this up in time for Halloween though)
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sometimes you have an idea so dumb that you HAVE to do it (I didn’t get this up in time for Halloween though)
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Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
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i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
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Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich
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November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I mean black blood of the earth.
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I mean black blood of the earth.
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Republicans can always be counted upon for making up ridiculous nonsense, but their claim that Americans need to be PAID by George Soros to show disapproval of Donald Trump is so shamelessly ludicrous. We gladly and eagerly hate him for free. And are willing to take the streets and parks to show it.
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Republicans can always be counted upon for making up ridiculous nonsense, but their claim that Americans need to be PAID by George Soros to show disapproval of Donald Trump is so shamelessly ludicrous. We gladly and eagerly hate him for free. And are willing to take the streets and parks to show it.
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It's about time Strange Days finally begins getting the retrospective love and respect it deserves. To me, it's the best pre-Matrix cyberpunk film other than Blade Runner and Robocop, and still better than most cyberpunk films made since.
www.polygon.com/strange-days...
www.polygon.com/strange-days...
30 years ago, Katherine Bigelow made a sci-fi flop that changed her career for the better
Strange Days is a noir-soaked science-fiction thriller set against a backdrop of racial tension, police brutality, sexual assault, and disruptive tech
www.polygon.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's about time Strange Days finally begins getting the retrospective love and respect it deserves. To me, it's the best pre-Matrix cyberpunk film other than Blade Runner and Robocop, and still better than most cyberpunk films made since.
www.polygon.com/strange-days...
www.polygon.com/strange-days...
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⚔️ The Season of Swords is upon us! Swords Without Master is coming out of the pages of Worlds Without Master Issue 3 into a full, stand-alone release!
🔮 Follow the Kickstarter page to get notified on launch in early 2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...
🔮 Follow the Kickstarter page to get notified on launch in early 2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...
Coming soon: Swords Without Master
A ttrpg of strange sorceries, brutal violence and astounding wonder by Epidiah Ravachol.
www.kickstarter.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
⚔️ The Season of Swords is upon us! Swords Without Master is coming out of the pages of Worlds Without Master Issue 3 into a full, stand-alone release!
🔮 Follow the Kickstarter page to get notified on launch in early 2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...
🔮 Follow the Kickstarter page to get notified on launch in early 2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...
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On the 18th we need to be vigilant for increased violence and provocation by both law enforcement and counter-protestors, both of which will be used to try to justify more violence and authoritarianism.
October 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
On the 18th we need to be vigilant for increased violence and provocation by both law enforcement and counter-protestors, both of which will be used to try to justify more violence and authoritarianism.
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Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
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Things I would like to say to Donald Trump, inspired by a favorite film of mine
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
September 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Things I would like to say to Donald Trump, inspired by a favorite film of mine
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
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Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on.
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival
Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival
www.avclub.com
September 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on.
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...
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look at these pathetic little hall monitors. fuck off nazi dorks.
they're going around and documenting flags that aren't at half-mast for Charlie Kirk
September 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
look at these pathetic little hall monitors. fuck off nazi dorks.
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Hey so I’m never buying a Savage Worlds game book again
September 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey so I’m never buying a Savage Worlds game book again
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They have never, ever expressed anything close to this level of pain and sympathy for school shooting victims.
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They have never, ever expressed anything close to this level of pain and sympathy for school shooting victims.
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
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web series darmok and jalad at comic con
September 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
web series darmok and jalad at comic con
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Scott no no NOOOO I love you. But fuck that! So very much.
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Scott no no NOOOO I love you. But fuck that! So very much.