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At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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"t]he fruit laboriously gathered from the tree of knowledge by this … young gentleman, in fact, had been subjected to so much pressure, that it had become a kind of intellectual Norfolk Biffin, and had nothing of its original form or flavour remaining.“
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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wish me luck - making Tahini Chocolate Chip cookies with some aggressive amendments, most notable subbing in 2 tbsp of carob powder from @billhookunion.beanyear.com and rice milk nondairy milk chocolate morsels.

Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies www.davidlebovitz.com/salted-choco...
Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies
Whenever I mention 'Chocolate Chip Cookies,' this recipe seems to come up in the conversation. I've been making chocolate chip cookies all of my life, and am always happy to add new ones to my reperto...
www.davidlebovitz.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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unfortunately I must say that I do love mariah carey's stupid christmas song
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Haven't offered a sticker pack in a bit, so here goes!

Ten sweet #PTFC stickers, at about 30% off the one-at-a-time price. 💚💛

#RCTID

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PTFC sticker pack! » Calyx Design
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November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Touch grass 👎
boring! Not threatening , not even an interesting POACEAE

Scrump 👍
YES! STEAL APPLES 🍎 FROM LANDLORDS IN A MENACING FASHION UNTIL THEY ARE AFRAID

Put the MALICE back in MALUS
If you want a taste of REAL APPLE DISCOURSE the attached is exemplary

We must ELEVATE these TAKES

This is the truth of what they STOLE from US

If we are to RETURN to a past it should be APPLE MAXIMALISM

Our INTEREST in APPLES should FRIGHTEN CAPITALISTS

orchardnotes.com/2021/04/24/n...
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you want a taste of REAL APPLE DISCOURSE the attached is exemplary

We must ELEVATE these TAKES

This is the truth of what they STOLE from US

If we are to RETURN to a past it should be APPLE MAXIMALISM

Our INTEREST in APPLES should FRIGHTEN CAPITALISTS

orchardnotes.com/2021/04/24/n...
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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What the fuck (complimentary)
The Arkansas Black really is an excellent baking apple 🍎

Oat crust
Apple caramel jam
Almond and chestnut 🌰 frangipane
Arkansas Black Apple 🍎
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ok, I just saw the Apple Pie 🍏 🥧 discourse and my first thought is:

Fuck and You
I do know from my day job that apple pie 🥧 sales are quite down and, for work reasons that would benefit me, I hope people start eating more fruit pies again generally and Apple pies 🥧 specifically
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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i love apple pie!! i love apples
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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what if we just took all of Phil Knight’s money
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Defrosting my turkey and it immediately starts asking me what year it is, if the Robot Uprising has occurred, if my home includes an underground bunker. Man, I hate cooking
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I think we should Brooke the star trek writers and forbid the computer form ever using “I” statements
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Eat a can of beans a day
Eat a block of tofu a day
Eat a tub of humus a day
Eat four handfuls of peanuts a day
Eat four handfuls of roasted garbanzo a day
Drink a pint of clover tea a day
Eat three big red bean mochi a day
Eat a fist full of cured lupini beans a day
Eat a slab of pease a day
moms on tiktok have started eating two cups of beans a day, sometimes just kidney beans right out of the can, and it’s relieving their various inflammatory and perimenopausal symptoms, which frankly is great news for @billhookunion.beanyear.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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no i can't think of one at all. it should start every sentence with BLEEP BLOOP I AM A ROBOT. INPUT:
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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they fucked up by trying to make it do all the things people use it for. it doesn't need to have the capability to do copyright infringement or make fake pictures or videos or do spurious psychotherapy or be your boyfriend. get rid of all that
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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do i know anyone who is near Ashland, OR and would want two tickets to see Carsie Blanton play there on Mar 6
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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LOOK!!!!!$!!!$!!!!!!! look!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I’m gonna tell my kids that this was Leito Atreides 2
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m gonna tell my kids that this was Leito Atreides 2
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM