BEAN YEAR
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LAST CALL FOR BOX 5: SOYBEANS AND PEANUTS
And only 3 more sweet snack boxes until I get more amanatto! Woah! A lot of sweet bean boxes sold, if you want one for a holiday party get it now, only 3 left. Box 5 also had a strong week and I am closing orders for it Thanksgiving morning when I wake up. Get them both and a pile of stickers at: Brian
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LAST CALL FOR BOX 5: SOYBEANS AND PEANUTS
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i forgot to take a picture of them before i started taking them out of the kiln so here's what they look like before i smash their middles
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i forgot to take a picture of them before i started taking them out of the kiln so here's what they look like before i smash their middles
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“Don’t eat there they use Sysco/US Food” is a surefire sign that whoever you’re talking to has zero idea about food distribution and suppliers
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“Don’t eat there they use Sysco/US Food” is a surefire sign that whoever you’re talking to has zero idea about food distribution and suppliers
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“This marks the first return of cultural burning to the landscape since Tolowa Dee-ni’ were forcibly removed from the area in the 1850s and Jedediah Smith Redwoods State Park was created in 1929.” kymkemp.com/2025/11/26/c...
Cultural Burning Returns to Tolowa Dee-ni’ Homelands at Jedediah Smith Redwoods State Park
For the first time since the 1850s, Tolowa Dee-ni’ fire practitioners carried out a cultural burn at Peacock Bar, restoring traditional stewardship on 10 acres along the Smith River.
kymkemp.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“This marks the first return of cultural burning to the landscape since Tolowa Dee-ni’ were forcibly removed from the area in the 1850s and Jedediah Smith Redwoods State Park was created in 1929.” kymkemp.com/2025/11/26/c...
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there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
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I am old enough to remember when you could explain to a library patron on the phone, "Google [word X] and [word Y] and it'll be the second result down."
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I am old enough to remember when you could explain to a library patron on the phone, "Google [word X] and [word Y] and it'll be the second result down."
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At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
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"t]he fruit laboriously gathered from the tree of knowledge by this … young gentleman, in fact, had been subjected to so much pressure, that it had become a kind of intellectual Norfolk Biffin, and had nothing of its original form or flavour remaining.“
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"t]he fruit laboriously gathered from the tree of knowledge by this … young gentleman, in fact, had been subjected to so much pressure, that it had become a kind of intellectual Norfolk Biffin, and had nothing of its original form or flavour remaining.“
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wish me luck - making Tahini Chocolate Chip cookies with some aggressive amendments, most notable subbing in 2 tbsp of carob powder from @billhookunion.beanyear.com and rice milk nondairy milk chocolate morsels.
Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies www.davidlebovitz.com/salted-choco...
Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies www.davidlebovitz.com/salted-choco...
Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies
Whenever I mention 'Chocolate Chip Cookies,' this recipe seems to come up in the conversation. I've been making chocolate chip cookies all of my life, and am always happy to add new ones to my reperto...
www.davidlebovitz.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
wish me luck - making Tahini Chocolate Chip cookies with some aggressive amendments, most notable subbing in 2 tbsp of carob powder from @billhookunion.beanyear.com and rice milk nondairy milk chocolate morsels.
Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies www.davidlebovitz.com/salted-choco...
Salted Chocolate Chip Tahini Cookies www.davidlebovitz.com/salted-choco...
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unfortunately I must say that I do love mariah carey's stupid christmas song
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
unfortunately I must say that I do love mariah carey's stupid christmas song
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Haven't offered a sticker pack in a bit, so here goes!
Ten sweet #PTFC stickers, at about 30% off the one-at-a-time price. 💚💛
#RCTID
calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/p...
Ten sweet #PTFC stickers, at about 30% off the one-at-a-time price. 💚💛
#RCTID
calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/p...
PTFC sticker pack! » Calyx Design
calyxdesign.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Haven't offered a sticker pack in a bit, so here goes!
Ten sweet #PTFC stickers, at about 30% off the one-at-a-time price. 💚💛
#RCTID
calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/p...
Ten sweet #PTFC stickers, at about 30% off the one-at-a-time price. 💚💛
#RCTID
calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/p...
Touch grass 👎
boring! Not threatening , not even an interesting POACEAE
Scrump 👍
YES! STEAL APPLES 🍎 FROM LANDLORDS IN A MENACING FASHION UNTIL THEY ARE AFRAID
Put the MALICE back in MALUS
boring! Not threatening , not even an interesting POACEAE
Scrump 👍
YES! STEAL APPLES 🍎 FROM LANDLORDS IN A MENACING FASHION UNTIL THEY ARE AFRAID
Put the MALICE back in MALUS
If you want a taste of REAL APPLE DISCOURSE the attached is exemplary
We must ELEVATE these TAKES
This is the truth of what they STOLE from US
If we are to RETURN to a past it should be APPLE MAXIMALISM
Our INTEREST in APPLES should FRIGHTEN CAPITALISTS
orchardnotes.com/2021/04/24/n...
We must ELEVATE these TAKES
This is the truth of what they STOLE from US
If we are to RETURN to a past it should be APPLE MAXIMALISM
Our INTEREST in APPLES should FRIGHTEN CAPITALISTS
orchardnotes.com/2021/04/24/n...
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Touch grass 👎
boring! Not threatening , not even an interesting POACEAE
Scrump 👍
YES! STEAL APPLES 🍎 FROM LANDLORDS IN A MENACING FASHION UNTIL THEY ARE AFRAID
Put the MALICE back in MALUS
boring! Not threatening , not even an interesting POACEAE
Scrump 👍
YES! STEAL APPLES 🍎 FROM LANDLORDS IN A MENACING FASHION UNTIL THEY ARE AFRAID
Put the MALICE back in MALUS
If you want a taste of REAL APPLE DISCOURSE the attached is exemplary
We must ELEVATE these TAKES
This is the truth of what they STOLE from US
If we are to RETURN to a past it should be APPLE MAXIMALISM
Our INTEREST in APPLES should FRIGHTEN CAPITALISTS
orchardnotes.com/2021/04/24/n...
We must ELEVATE these TAKES
This is the truth of what they STOLE from US
If we are to RETURN to a past it should be APPLE MAXIMALISM
Our INTEREST in APPLES should FRIGHTEN CAPITALISTS
orchardnotes.com/2021/04/24/n...
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you want a taste of REAL APPLE DISCOURSE the attached is exemplary
We must ELEVATE these TAKES
This is the truth of what they STOLE from US
If we are to RETURN to a past it should be APPLE MAXIMALISM
Our INTEREST in APPLES should FRIGHTEN CAPITALISTS
orchardnotes.com/2021/04/24/n...
We must ELEVATE these TAKES
This is the truth of what they STOLE from US
If we are to RETURN to a past it should be APPLE MAXIMALISM
Our INTEREST in APPLES should FRIGHTEN CAPITALISTS
orchardnotes.com/2021/04/24/n...
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What the fuck (complimentary)
The Arkansas Black really is an excellent baking apple 🍎
Oat crust
Apple caramel jam
Almond and chestnut 🌰 frangipane
Arkansas Black Apple 🍎
Oat crust
Apple caramel jam
Almond and chestnut 🌰 frangipane
Arkansas Black Apple 🍎
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
What the fuck (complimentary)
Ok, I just saw the Apple Pie 🍏 🥧 discourse and my first thought is:
Fuck and You
Fuck and You
I do know from my day job that apple pie 🥧 sales are quite down and, for work reasons that would benefit me, I hope people start eating more fruit pies again generally and Apple pies 🥧 specifically
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ok, I just saw the Apple Pie 🍏 🥧 discourse and my first thought is:
Fuck and You
Fuck and You
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i love apple pie!! i love apples
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i love apple pie!! i love apples
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what if we just took all of Phil Knight’s money
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
what if we just took all of Phil Knight’s money
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
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@billhookunion.beanyear.com , look!
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@billhookunion.beanyear.com , look!
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Defrosting my turkey and it immediately starts asking me what year it is, if the Robot Uprising has occurred, if my home includes an underground bunker. Man, I hate cooking
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Defrosting my turkey and it immediately starts asking me what year it is, if the Robot Uprising has occurred, if my home includes an underground bunker. Man, I hate cooking
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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I think we should Brooke the star trek writers and forbid the computer form ever using “I” statements
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I think we should Brooke the star trek writers and forbid the computer form ever using “I” statements
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Eat a can of beans a day
Eat a block of tofu a day
Eat a tub of humus a day
Eat four handfuls of peanuts a day
Eat four handfuls of roasted garbanzo a day
Drink a pint of clover tea a day
Eat three big red bean mochi a day
Eat a fist full of cured lupini beans a day
Eat a slab of pease a day
Eat a block of tofu a day
Eat a tub of humus a day
Eat four handfuls of peanuts a day
Eat four handfuls of roasted garbanzo a day
Drink a pint of clover tea a day
Eat three big red bean mochi a day
Eat a fist full of cured lupini beans a day
Eat a slab of pease a day
moms on tiktok have started eating two cups of beans a day, sometimes just kidney beans right out of the can, and it’s relieving their various inflammatory and perimenopausal symptoms, which frankly is great news for @billhookunion.beanyear.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Eat a can of beans a day
Eat a block of tofu a day
Eat a tub of humus a day
Eat four handfuls of peanuts a day
Eat four handfuls of roasted garbanzo a day
Drink a pint of clover tea a day
Eat three big red bean mochi a day
Eat a fist full of cured lupini beans a day
Eat a slab of pease a day
Eat a block of tofu a day
Eat a tub of humus a day
Eat four handfuls of peanuts a day
Eat four handfuls of roasted garbanzo a day
Drink a pint of clover tea a day
Eat three big red bean mochi a day
Eat a fist full of cured lupini beans a day
Eat a slab of pease a day
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no i can't think of one at all. it should start every sentence with BLEEP BLOOP I AM A ROBOT. INPUT:
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
no i can't think of one at all. it should start every sentence with BLEEP BLOOP I AM A ROBOT. INPUT:
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do i know anyone who is near Ashland, OR and would want two tickets to see Carsie Blanton play there on Mar 6
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
do i know anyone who is near Ashland, OR and would want two tickets to see Carsie Blanton play there on Mar 6