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Josh Scherr @joshscherr.bsky.social · 4d

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

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Sean Devine @seandevine9.bsky.social · 5d

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d

Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland

Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office

BuzzFeed

Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day

18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 5d

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 5d

Here’s what went on behind the camera when @sandragathmann.bsky.social and producer Harriet Tatham went to Syria to film a documentary about the fight for justice and accountability.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 5d

Of course Trump will be dead by 2029. That is exactly why he needs a third term.

by JD Vance

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 5d

A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself

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Billy Bob '86 @billybob519.bsky.social · 6d

C O O K E D

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 6d

Asked if the 88-year-old congresswoman suffering from dementia should retire, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "I haven't had a recent conversation with delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton. Obviously she's had a legendary career. Ultimately it's going to be her decision..."

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7d

microplastics, that's cute

I've moved on to micrometals (scraping melted cheese off foil and eating it)

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 8d

[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 8d

Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 8d

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families?

Now you know.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 9d

I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.

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Ed Boooooo-mila @edburmila.bsky.social · 8d

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

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onion person @junlper.beer · 8d

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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Billy Bob '86 @billybob519.bsky.social · 8d

Also: Hillary & Haley Duff -
Our lips are sealed

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Billy Bob '86 @billybob519.bsky.social · 8d

A hill I will die on:
Miley Cyrus & Ariana Grande - Dont dream its over 10/10

maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 8d

Locked in an endless conversation about cover songs this weekend and yet I crave more — so, what’s your favorite cover song?

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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 10d

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10d

If you are a journalist or pretending to be one, I am begging you to unlearn the phrase "growing concerns"

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12d

"The Epstein Ballroom, we're calling it. The Epstein Ballroom. It'll be covered in the finest gold, 14 carat gold -- the best golds are in their teens, you know."

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12d

Trump waves around renderings of his new ballroom, which appears to be entirely gold

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Billy Bob '86 @billybob519.bsky.social · 11d

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Billy Bob '86 @billybob519.bsky.social · 11d

New England >>>>

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12d

Netflix has a doc series about gangsters in Philly and I’m gonna watch it because the Philly accent is the best in the country

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The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 12d

Alphabet
Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Google
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad

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Billy Bob '86 @billybob519.bsky.social · 11d

Not knowing if this is satire or not is the only magic left on the internet

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 12d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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Billy Bob '86 @billybob519.bsky.social · 12d

My bestie did not last long here. He went back like it was nothing. We dont talk about it. Hes not apolitical either which, 🤷🏽‍♂️, makes ot worse? Hes a hockey guy and I'm pretty sure those beat reporters didn't make the switch