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“Ladysplain Mitski to me.”
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
January 28, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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how long does cocaine take to kick in
January 27, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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IT WAS ME, BARRY!
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Melissa Joan Hart is a legit card carrying conservative republican we are through the looking glass.
Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Look on the bright side of an ancient man's HPV diagnosis: You get HPV from fucking.
Let The Record Show That Ötzi Fucked | Defector
Ötzi, the 5,000-something-year-old man found frozen in the Alps, did not have an easy go of it. He was probably murdered, shot from behind with an arrow that missed his vital organs and led to heavy…
defector.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
January 22, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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Well, it's happened: all the Spice Girls are 50 or over. I told you this would come.
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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it has been 7,512 days since the debut of the Channel 101 webseries that made "Yacht Rock" famous

When that webseries debuted, it had been just 6,952 days since the release of the Michael McDonald single "Sweet Freedom," which was the theme song of the Yacht Rock webseries
you still can't convince me it's better than the channel3000 or whatever that thing was called series with Hollywood Stan or whatever that guy's name was
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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extremely saddened that ricky dicks' rock docs wasn't picked up as a series

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqJS...
Ricky Dicks' Rock Docs: "I Feel Love"
YouTube video by JD Ryznar
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Via a Facebook group for craft brewery owners, a snapshot into the tension of running a hospitality business that wants "to be a welcoming place for all" when some are encouraging or actively waging state violence upon others:
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Wow, sure would be pretty crazy if a ton of experts in the artificial intelligence field relentlessly warned everyone about this state of affairs being inevitable over and over for years.
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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Begging the White House to please stop fighting with the country that makes legos
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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The fact that it’s a vanity project and not an issue impacting Virginians’ day-to-day lives tells you everything you need to know about
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Holy shit they literally stole this bit from Succession
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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why are the otaku at war with the weeaboo
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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10 years ago today I remember squinting in bewilderment at a tweet that said 'I'm afraid the David Bowie news is true'. It could only mean one thing but it didn't seem right. In the social media age you often learn about deaths not with a big announcement, but basically overhearing a conversation.
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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Laughing at all the people saying shit like we should get rid of the few bad apples in the ethnic cleansing operation
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 5:26 AM