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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 10d

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 25d

Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born! Now is the time of monsters! Good luck!"

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megadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 26d

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · Sep 16

yeah they're guys who like a cartoon frog and hate minorities. they think the president should be more racist. it's spelled groyper. no mom i don't know these guys.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · Sep 8

Since a lot of people are making bad-faith arguments without all the facts, I'll take this time to clear the air.

The only reason that I was best friends with Kefka is because I was an informant for the Returners

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · Sep 4

A thing you find out quickly after starting Silksong is that Silksong herself controls quite differently to how Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight controlled

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · Sep 3

Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

TORONTO - Eyewitnesses today confirmed reports that a pedestrian was walking in the road because a cyclist was riding on the sidewalk because a car was parked in the bike lane.

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · Aug 26

1952

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Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Aug 24

The Z Flip has always reminded me of the GBA-SP, which in many ways was a peak portable gaming device. I don’t particularly enjoy the Android ecosystem but that form factor has really tempted me since the first Z Flip came out

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Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Aug 20

Not to mention that having the windows open is an essential part of the ‘beach house in August’ experience

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Aug 4

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

A big wide angle view of a pasture that is hopelessly empty and boring except for a small cow at a small table with tools on it in the middle of the bottom of the frame. The cow, table, tools, and barn behind it are a consistent art style, while the added silos, landscape, and clouds surrounding the tiny focus of the image appear to be a slightly different and worse art style.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jul 29

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

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ChiiTOON, Halloween's Crazy Mascot 🌈 オーラパフ @aurapuffs.bsky.social · Jul 12

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

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Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Jul 5

Based on advertisements, I’d say ‘sports’ is now defined as “anything the viewers can place bets on”

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · Jun 20

Stanley Cup, Shmanley Cup. Here are the REAL winners in the NHL ...
@theonion.com

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · Jun 19

If a human told you things that were correct 80% of the time but claimed, flat out, with absolute confidence, that they were correct 100% of the time, you would dislike them & never trust a word they say. All I'm really suggesting is for people to treat chatbots with that same distrust & antagonism.

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Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Jun 18

Well that was a heartbreaking game 💔
#Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · Jun 18

My main advice to the Edmonton Oilers right now is that in the third period they should try to score four more goals than the other team.

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Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Jun 15

Well that was a disappointing game. The #Oilers found their fire a little too late this game… hopefully not too late to win the Cup
#LetsGoOilers #NHLPlayoffs

Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Jun 13

Now that was a sweet win! Two more games and the cup is coming back!
#Oilers #LetsGoOilers #NHLPlayoffs

Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Jun 13

So close to a regulation win! I hope the Oilers can wrap this up ASAP
#Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Jun 13

So close to a regulation win! I hope the Oilers can wrap this up ASAP
#Oilers #NHLPlayoffs

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · Jun 10

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

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Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Jun 6

A former boss called emails like this ‘plops’, as they’re the equivalent of walking into someone’s office and plopping a stack of books/binders/papers on the desk. It all might be important, but it’s a bad way to communicate

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Blair’s Workspace 🇨🇦 @blairmk.bsky.social · Jun 5

One game down, three to go!
#Oilers #NHLPlayoffs #LetsGoOilers

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · May 30

Democrats tag @StephenM:
The Daily Beast
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Elon Musk poached Stephen Miller's wife during his grand exit from the White House.
Read the full story here: trib.al/rFAmK4f
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Jayhawk88 @jayhawk88.bsky.social • 5h
Spare a thought for whomever has to spend 20 minutes explaining this to Chuck Schumer.

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social • 4h
Can someone explain it to me?

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No offense, but you people are all depraved.

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