Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!
@bloodyhades.bsky.social
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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.
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bloodyhades.bsky.social
I fuckin love when stupid assholes can’t help but be stupid assholes.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
This isn’t just “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of wrong it’s “Charlie Brown never had a dog” levels of wrong
bendwalsh.bsky.social
wtaf are you talking about
bloodyhades.bsky.social
I love this! I hate that it was a choice they both had to make, but I love that they found a way to make their lives easier. And yay for him having a boyfriend now!
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johnrogers.bsky.social
ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
They loved each other platonically and had a great marriage, but they would NEVER have chosen this if there had been a way for them to be gay married and adopt/use IVF. I fully respect folks who chose lavender marriages, but I also am working for a world where they’re unnecessary.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
My aunt’s parents were in an *actual* lavender marriage in the 50s. They both wanted kids and knew they wouldn’t be able to marry the people they actually loved, so they chose that. I grew up knowing they were both gay.
kebrightbill.bsky.social
Also, stop letting attention whoring tiktokers redefine "lavender marriage" and glamorize it. It was a thing that happened when gay men and lesbians married each other because their entire lives would be destroyed if they got outed, not some straight woman marrying her gay bestie.
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Going to speak on a tender subject but it's an offering of perspective, and I am going to encourage you to realize this will be a short thread, so anything taken out of context will be unappreciated. 1/?

I am the victim of a violent crime that forever changed my life.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
Agreed! There are things I personally would change because I don’t care for fish on the walls (for example), but I love how hard they leaned in.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
That kitchen is so over the top that it’s circled back around to perfection. It’s my favourite kitchen I’ve ever seen.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
I’m glad I won’t be the only one icked by Bonnie cleaning herself now.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
What is your horror movie role this Halloween?

Obviously. Like…duh.
A black and red splotched background with the words “the girl with big titties”
bloodyhades.bsky.social
Just learned that protesters in Chicago are using whistles to alert folks of ICE's presence and now I have this song stuck in my head. Time to invest in metal trash bins, y'all.
Lid Of Me Granny's Bin
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bloodyhades.bsky.social
Lighting candles and doing a rosary because when someone asks for prayers for Dolly Parton, I PRAY FOR DOLLY PARTON.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Hey fellas in your fatphobic rants about how a woman shouldn't weigh more than 110 pounds be sure you're not citing the average weight of a 12 year old you creepy motherfuckers.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
I *sobbed* waiting for the bus outside the airport when I dropped JR off after our first date. Someone who worked there handed me a Kleenex and said they kept a pack of them in their pockets because it happened a lot. Bless that person forever.
nome.bsky.social
25) Even more so than in general life, *nobody* will judge you for crying in an airport.

A lot of teary people come through my line, and my immediate assumption is "hard goodbye just happened, be gentle." Airports are transitional spaces which require by their existence an act of ending or leaving.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
That means it’s Dad (I’m wildly guessing and joking).
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
Thinking this morning of my friend Mae who climbed to Everest base camp years ago and still refuses to climb any further because she was LIVID about the garbage people were leaving on a holy site. She spent the whole time packing out other people’s trash because she couldn’t stand the disrespect.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
We use FormAssembly at my job and the folks creating them love it. I don’t know cost point though. I’m just the IT person who adds the links to our website.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
Playing this song on repeat this morning (thank you to this person for reminding me of it!) as a reminder that THIS is my Christianity. This is my faith. And this is what I need to emulate in this era.

Now it’s time to go burn some metaphorical draft files.
bloodyhades.bsky.social
I hope you have a delicious flirtation with a much younger Frenchman today.
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending