Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!
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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.
JR is in their really rough weekly therapy session right now, so I probably *shouldn't* text them "did Robert E Lee fuck his horse?" so that they see it when they get out of therapy. But I want to.
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
JR is in their really rough weekly therapy session right now, so I probably *shouldn't* text them "did Robert E Lee fuck his horse?" so that they see it when they get out of therapy. But I want to.
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
I put my knitting aside for two seconds to look up how to do a stitch that’s new to me. Baird has declared that I’m done with knitting now and no longer need to lift my left arm.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I put my knitting aside for two seconds to look up how to do a stitch that’s new to me. Baird has declared that I’m done with knitting now and no longer need to lift my left arm.
Friends who have received goods from overseas that were subject to tariffs: how did you receive notice that you needed to pay? Did you just get a ~*~surprise~*~ bill from the FedEx guy when he delivered your package? Or did they let you know before they gave you a delivery date?
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Friends who have received goods from overseas that were subject to tariffs: how did you receive notice that you needed to pay? Did you just get a ~*~surprise~*~ bill from the FedEx guy when he delivered your package? Or did they let you know before they gave you a delivery date?
Why yes, I *do* have ADHD and struggle to complete a project once I’m more than 75% in. Why do you ask?
My problem with plotting (as with most things in my life really) is the ending. I can write out the first half and give you a plot for all of it, but fuck if I can figure out what the end looks like.
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why yes, I *do* have ADHD and struggle to complete a project once I’m more than 75% in. Why do you ask?
If someone wants to write a novel about bisexual assassins who are both targeting the same man for different agencies, then wind up falling in love, I’d fuckin love that. The title needs to be The Boy Is Mine. Putting that out there for free since I don’t know enough to write it.
Let your best ideas out into the world even if you’ll never fully build them out.
I thought about saving "stolen squalor" to use in a novel featuring someone who grew up comfortably middle-class but claims hardscrabble working-class roots, but then I remembered I'd have to write the whole novel first, so I'm just posting it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If someone wants to write a novel about bisexual assassins who are both targeting the same man for different agencies, then wind up falling in love, I’d fuckin love that. The title needs to be The Boy Is Mine. Putting that out there for free since I don’t know enough to write it.
My mom: “Why are you and JR so anti having kids? You’d be great parents.”
Me: “Mom, this morning I told my cat that he is the reason why no one likes him.”
My mom: “Folks should hear that when they’re young. I *did* tell you ‘when it’s the whole world, it’s not the whole world’, so…”
Me: “Mom, this morning I told my cat that he is the reason why no one likes him.”
My mom: “Folks should hear that when they’re young. I *did* tell you ‘when it’s the whole world, it’s not the whole world’, so…”
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My mom: “Why are you and JR so anti having kids? You’d be great parents.”
Me: “Mom, this morning I told my cat that he is the reason why no one likes him.”
My mom: “Folks should hear that when they’re young. I *did* tell you ‘when it’s the whole world, it’s not the whole world’, so…”
Me: “Mom, this morning I told my cat that he is the reason why no one likes him.”
My mom: “Folks should hear that when they’re young. I *did* tell you ‘when it’s the whole world, it’s not the whole world’, so…”
One of my favourite Terry Pratchett bits was when Trevor Likely told Nutt that Nutt didn’t actually have to fight anyone to make them stop bullying him. He just had to puff himself up and say “you think you’re big enough?” No one ever thinks they are. Especially when faced with a fat weirdo like me.
a friend of my perfected saying in a low voice, "don't do it, dude." I had never, ever seen him raise a hand, but when he said that, that way... you didn't do it.
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One of my favourite Terry Pratchett bits was when Trevor Likely told Nutt that Nutt didn’t actually have to fight anyone to make them stop bullying him. He just had to puff himself up and say “you think you’re big enough?” No one ever thinks they are. Especially when faced with a fat weirdo like me.
Friends, I need you all to live by the immortal words of DMX: “I don’t know who the fuck you think you talking to, but I’m not him aight Slim? So watch what you do.” Live that with your whole fucking chest an watch these assholes shrink like the cowards they are.
sure, it can be hard to teach horrible adults shame.
but I think it’s also true that many horrible adults have been treated with kid gloves by everyone around them throughout their lives - and it is possible to break through that if you demonstrate that you aren’t going to take their shit.
but I think it’s also true that many horrible adults have been treated with kid gloves by everyone around them throughout their lives - and it is possible to break through that if you demonstrate that you aren’t going to take their shit.
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Friends, I need you all to live by the immortal words of DMX: “I don’t know who the fuck you think you talking to, but I’m not him aight Slim? So watch what you do.” Live that with your whole fucking chest an watch these assholes shrink like the cowards they are.
Starting a work project that's going to be the vast majority of my days for the next year and FUCK is it good to be using Linux commands again. I've missed you, my beauty.
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Starting a work project that's going to be the vast majority of my days for the next year and FUCK is it good to be using Linux commands again. I've missed you, my beauty.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
When JR moved to Boston, it was that one week in January that's like -20° and we had to get them a whole new wardrobe in like two days. But I kept telling them "if you can handle this ONE WEEK, it's fine! It's not normally like this!"
Mother Nature, don't make a fucking liar out of me.
Mother Nature, don't make a fucking liar out of me.
I can practically hear some of y’all thinking “but JR, it’s a clear day! Why not go outside?”
It’s 12° F (-12° C) outside. Fuck that and fuck you.
It’s 12° F (-12° C) outside. Fuck that and fuck you.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When JR moved to Boston, it was that one week in January that's like -20° and we had to get them a whole new wardrobe in like two days. But I kept telling them "if you can handle this ONE WEEK, it's fine! It's not normally like this!"
Mother Nature, don't make a fucking liar out of me.
Mother Nature, don't make a fucking liar out of me.
actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.
Shell by Georgia O’Keeffe. Or at least, I think this one was 50 years before…
Shell by Georgia O’Keeffe. Or at least, I think this one was 50 years before…
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.
Shell by Georgia O’Keeffe. Or at least, I think this one was 50 years before…
Shell by Georgia O’Keeffe. Or at least, I think this one was 50 years before…
To the woman who asked “who hurt you?” when I walked out of Dunks like this, the answer is New England. Obviously.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
To the woman who asked “who hurt you?” when I walked out of Dunks like this, the answer is New England. Obviously.
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Other people: “Marines are so badass and tough!”
Me, dealing with Marine Coworker:
Me, dealing with Marine Coworker:
three women are sitting in a car with one saying get in loser we 're going shopping
Alt: three women are sitting in a car with one saying get in loser we 're going shopping
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Other people: “Marines are so badass and tough!”
Me, dealing with Marine Coworker:
Me, dealing with Marine Coworker:
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”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man
A-FUCKIN-MEN!!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A-FUCKIN-MEN!!!
@dansinker.com I’d LOVE this month’s Says Who stickers as patches if you don’t already have a million and one jobs on your plate.
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@dansinker.com I’d LOVE this month’s Says Who stickers as patches if you don’t already have a million and one jobs on your plate.
Look, I’m happy for UGA winning the SEC championship, but Kirby shouting out the band kids makes me so fuckin happy. Those nerds don’t get enough love, so respect to him for saying something.
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Look, I’m happy for UGA winning the SEC championship, but Kirby shouting out the band kids makes me so fuckin happy. Those nerds don’t get enough love, so respect to him for saying something.
This is JR’s kink.
Kalen DeBoer surrender cobra
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is JR’s kink.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
JR, watching Georgia score again against Alabama: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!! *pause to catch their breath* I’m sorry for shouting.”
Me: “I know who the fuck I married.”
Me: “I know who the fuck I married.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
JR, watching Georgia score again against Alabama: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!! *pause to catch their breath* I’m sorry for shouting.”
Me: “I know who the fuck I married.”
Me: “I know who the fuck I married.”
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Man, just after I said the tiktok algo was on fire, it fed me some people gloating over conservative posts about not being able to buy food/holiday gifts for their kids, and like listen in my emotional triage level they may not be high, but I'm not gleeful about hungry kids with no gifts, ffs.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Man, just after I said the tiktok algo was on fire, it fed me some people gloating over conservative posts about not being able to buy food/holiday gifts for their kids, and like listen in my emotional triage level they may not be high, but I'm not gleeful about hungry kids with no gifts, ffs.
Two things: I thought Milo said he was straight now? And also, that picture they chose to use of him? 👩🍳🤌💋 There's an undercover gay working on Tucker's team who picked that picture in the cuntiest move in history and I want to salute them.
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Two things: I thought Milo said he was straight now? And also, that picture they chose to use of him? 👩🍳🤌💋 There's an undercover gay working on Tucker's team who picked that picture in the cuntiest move in history and I want to salute them.