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whitney they/her, going to art school in my 40s to legitimize my hobbies

Art can be found at boldfashioned.com
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There’s some finishes I’ll get to this weekend but I did create my dream S/S 94 Westwood inspired gown.
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We're over $600 now for Trans Lifeline!!! Get in here!!
We've raised $390 and counting!! Han from Tokyo Drift is about to help us fight zombie cars! Tune in and donate!
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January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I forgot how cropped this sweater is until I raised my arm and became acutely aware of how insufferable I’m going to be when this tattoo is done.
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Okay sorry one more shot:
January 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Unfortunately it did save my boss a ton of time to use chatgpt to do his work and he will learn nothing from this, while I have to completely rewrite slop.
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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holy roman empire is too kind, LA is actually 20 HOAs in a trenchcoat
in part this because los angeles is not actually a city, but the holy roman empire in a trench coat with portfolio of headshots
Los Angeles is almost certainly the worst governed major blue city in the entire country at this point
January 23, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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People keep trying to diagnose Trump based on the wine-colored stain on his hand without considering the obvious answer. (It is a metaphorical representation of his sin he cannot scrub out no matter how hard he tries.)
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Under Woke II we are unionizing the dick sucking factory
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
About to be insufferable because I added art history as a minor (it turns out I had the credits already)
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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I had no idea they had that kind of technology
Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images
Colony of about 500 birds seen in remote region where they face existential threat due to global heating
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Semester started up again which means I will be back to being either extremely online or extremely offline.
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It’s the best and worst day: I get to/have to take the tegaderm off, including a big ass piece covering my underboob.
January 21, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
Where would you even wear these
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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found it, all timer good post combo
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
The new Wuthering Heights seems great because we deserve terrible movies by women, I have absolutely no desire to watch it, but also every song Charli xcx has released so far of the soundtrack could not be more precisely tailored to be what I crave in music this year.
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Beingn alive in America 2k26
January 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Guess what? It’s FUCKED UP BUGS tattoo day!!
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Crashing at a friend’s house this weekend while they are out of town and imagining a world in which I could buy generic scratchy toilet paper without concern.
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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I understand the tactic of pointing out that trans kid sports bans are cruel and wrong because target like three kids, but let's be clear that if 50%, 70%, 90% of kids were trans and they were dominating every single sport they tried the bans would still be cruel and wrong
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I've been helping out the 6 year old with a game she's playing and I keep having to draw things for it and would you believe going to art school and taking things like "Drawing 1" has made me better at basic drawing?
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I had to attend a board meeting yesterday where a company owner bragged about how he forced his graphic designer “who is morally opposed to ai because it will destroy the planet. true. take her job. also true.” to take an “ai training” with callous cruelty.
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Another reason not to fetishize unions - unions are what we make them.
January 10, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I’m finally ready to make my lace armor.
u heard sharon, everyone post about their esoteric interests right fucking now. for the good of the community, we need to be hyperfixationmaxxing.
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM