Eugene O'Neil
@brainbottle.bsky.social
computer programmer, song satirist
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
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The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
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Like there are only two possibilities. Either the Democratic Party is GOOD at politics or all of this is incredibly earth shatteringly unpopular and I think presented with those two choices one is obvious
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Like there are only two possibilities. Either the Democratic Party is GOOD at politics or all of this is incredibly earth shatteringly unpopular and I think presented with those two choices one is obvious
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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"Ribbit. Resist. Repeat."
Checking in on my crafty spaces and
Uh
I think the normies have been activated
Uh
I think the normies have been activated
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Ribbit. Resist. Repeat."
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i made a helpful reference
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"I'll have you know that Dr. Frankenstein really wanted to help all people, even those of us who aren't living. How much more of a humanitarian can one person be?"
September 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"I'll have you know that Dr. Frankenstein really wanted to help all people, even those of us who aren't living. How much more of a humanitarian can one person be?"
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
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The reaction to Mamdani has been a big cipher as to what's been going on with the elites in Trump 2. Mass authoritarian power grabs? Fine, as long as there's tax cuts. Raising taxes on the super wealthy by 4%? ALL HANDS ON DECK.
August 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The reaction to Mamdani has been a big cipher as to what's been going on with the elites in Trump 2. Mass authoritarian power grabs? Fine, as long as there's tax cuts. Raising taxes on the super wealthy by 4%? ALL HANDS ON DECK.
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MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
July 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
MAGA Dude: I am an alpha. We are bringing back traditional masculinity. If you don’t like it, you’re a pussy.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
Also MAGA Dude: New York City is scawwwy! I saw a lot of meaning looking people of color and I was afwaid.
Allegedly-serious news outlets that are STILL discussing whether Biden is fit enough to get re-elected remind me of Chevy Chase's running gag about Generalissimo Francisco Franco still being dead.
Dictator Franco's Death Announcement by Saturday Night Live... one time, and another, and another.
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July 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Allegedly-serious news outlets that are STILL discussing whether Biden is fit enough to get re-elected remind me of Chevy Chase's running gag about Generalissimo Francisco Franco still being dead.
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The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
July 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
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TBH this could be a problem for them
July 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
TBH this could be a problem for them
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A lesson on how to write a headline.
Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA
Trump has tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy as NASA administrator.
www.rollingstone.com
July 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A lesson on how to write a headline.
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For someone who dislikes communism he sure has an insatiable fetish for getting publicly owned
May 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
For someone who dislikes communism he sure has an insatiable fetish for getting publicly owned