Bran Mac Muffin
@branmacmuffin.bsky.social
DevSecOps dude, InfoSec investigator. 👨💻 he/him. This is me, and nothing to do with my employer. Avatar: http://jameshance.com.
Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne, but not a Geordie.
Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne, but not a Geordie.
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Guys I have terrible news - this post has gone viral on Facebook, promoting hundreds of rage-filled comments from people who have taken it very seriously indeed. And, most annoyingly, the Autism Parents have found it!!
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Guys I have terrible news - this post has gone viral on Facebook, promoting hundreds of rage-filled comments from people who have taken it very seriously indeed. And, most annoyingly, the Autism Parents have found it!!
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Sneakers (1992)
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sneakers (1992)
Laid up poorly in bed, watching standups. Raul Kohli, talking about Frederick Douglas and Newcastle:
www.youtube.com/shorts/k_uD2...
www.youtube.com/shorts/k_uD2...
Did you know Newcastle used to do this to Black American Slaves! 😮😮😮#BlackHistory #history #North
YouTube video by Raul Kohli
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Laid up poorly in bed, watching standups. Raul Kohli, talking about Frederick Douglas and Newcastle:
www.youtube.com/shorts/k_uD2...
www.youtube.com/shorts/k_uD2...
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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Github alerts are so fun when your co-dev is your husband
"Alex created an issue"
Like yeah, lemme tell ya Github. This is not the first time
"Alex created an issue"
Like yeah, lemme tell ya Github. This is not the first time
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Github alerts are so fun when your co-dev is your husband
"Alex created an issue"
Like yeah, lemme tell ya Github. This is not the first time
"Alex created an issue"
Like yeah, lemme tell ya Github. This is not the first time
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
The current screen for chatgpt :)
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The current screen for chatgpt :)
Pouring one out for the folks who can't access their Grok Girlfriend so have to try and fap to the Cloudflare status screen.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Pouring one out for the folks who can't access their Grok Girlfriend so have to try and fap to the Cloudflare status screen.
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Part 83 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'
Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Part 83 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'
Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
"I could smell the mustard and the onions"
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"I could smell the mustard and the onions"
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Based on Guillermo Del Toro’s sexy creature from the black lagoon and sexier Frankenstein I am concerned for what this website will be like when he does a wolf man movie.
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Based on Guillermo Del Toro’s sexy creature from the black lagoon and sexier Frankenstein I am concerned for what this website will be like when he does a wolf man movie.
Took one look and 'GAH. SO MANY SURFACES TO CLEAN'
@showerabsolute.bsky.social I spotted the TV. It wasn't in the room I thought it would be though www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Balmoral Drive, Leigh, Greater Manchester, WN7 for £189,995. Marketed by Cooke and Company, Leigh
www.rightmove.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Took one look and 'GAH. SO MANY SURFACES TO CLEAN'
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
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Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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You work here long enough you move past the fear that comes from understanding the frailty of human life and replace it with taking joy in the small things that make life worth living.
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You work here long enough you move past the fear that comes from understanding the frailty of human life and replace it with taking joy in the small things that make life worth living.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life
It's so incredible how low homicide rates are in Europe. The UK, with a population of 70 million people, had fewer than 600 murders in 2023.
www.connexionfrance.com/news/double-...
www.connexionfrance.com/news/double-...
October 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life