Bran Mac Muffin
@branmacmuffin.bsky.social
DevSecOps dude, InfoSec investigator. 👨💻 he/him. This is me, and nothing to do with my employer. Avatar: http://jameshance.com.
Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne - I came, I saw, I stayed.
Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne - I came, I saw, I stayed.
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a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean.
February 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
a little annoyed that 3d printer bfs [gender neutral] all over the country have been validated by the whistles. it's as if the revolution had suddenly needed all the weird cables they're holding onto. you know what i mean.
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Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.
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These guys know what's up. @mohoanimation.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
These guys know what's up. @mohoanimation.bsky.social
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Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
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It's the Ship of Theseus but all the original parts are being used to build a second, crappier ship.
Ex-Tory Home Secretary Suella Braverman defects to Reform UK
The MP was unveiled as the party's latest recruit by leader Nigel Farage at a rally.
www.bbc.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:47 PM
It's the Ship of Theseus but all the original parts are being used to build a second, crappier ship.
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My niece in Dallas found this hysterical, and accurate:
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
My niece in Dallas found this hysterical, and accurate:
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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No! Naughty bunny!
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No! Naughty bunny!
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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Tea?
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Tea?
copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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I have some questions about scale
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I have some questions about scale
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand
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No! Naughty bunny!
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No! Naughty bunny!
Saw this and thought it was a metaphor. It was not a metaphor.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Saw this and thought it was a metaphor. It was not a metaphor.
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No wonder those cowardly Reform defectors are too scared to go to the polls. I just had my best by-election result yet. Against bloody Kit Harington! I am binevitable. #Industry
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
No wonder those cowardly Reform defectors are too scared to go to the polls. I just had my best by-election result yet. Against bloody Kit Harington! I am binevitable. #Industry
"I'm so unpredictable"
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"I'm so unpredictable"
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Rewatched the Equalizer trilogy at the weekend and when it got to the third, it really hit home how dogshit film colour grading has become. All sense of vibrancy removed. Flipping Mordor had better contrast.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Rewatched the Equalizer trilogy at the weekend and when it got to the third, it really hit home how dogshit film colour grading has become. All sense of vibrancy removed. Flipping Mordor had better contrast.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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British education in a nutshell
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 AM
British education in a nutshell
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Oh god horrible memories of the conference I went to early in the days of crypto, when the guy on the panel with me was an American who just kept on saying "it's a nonce-generating machine", "every transaction has a nonce at both ends" etc and I had to keep a straight face.
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Oh god horrible memories of the conference I went to early in the days of crypto, when the guy on the panel with me was an American who just kept on saying "it's a nonce-generating machine", "every transaction has a nonce at both ends" etc and I had to keep a straight face.
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
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Someone stabbed him in the back
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Someone stabbed him in the back
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"which printer did you send it to again?"
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January 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
"which printer did you send it to again?"
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I do like the way that Wikipedia attributes the start of the Gulf War to the specific act of ordering pizza.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentago...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentago...
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I do like the way that Wikipedia attributes the start of the Gulf War to the specific act of ordering pizza.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentago...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentago...
If you're going to add oil, add lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers for all the good that'll do. They'll be just as ineffective but you've got a nice salad.
Yeah tear gas effects subside on their own after 10 to 15 minutes. Pepper spray on the other hand is the one that lasts hours and burns. Oil helps.
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
If you're going to add oil, add lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers for all the good that'll do. They'll be just as ineffective but you've got a nice salad.
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
The end of the film Wargames, with WOPR creating a series of increasingly large breasted anime AI girlfriends.
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
The end of the film Wargames, with WOPR creating a series of increasingly large breasted anime AI girlfriends.
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I was robbed in broad daylight when I went to London in December.
I did report it, but the staff at the Palladium assured me that £5 for a bottle of sprite was competitive.
I did report it, but the staff at the Palladium assured me that £5 for a bottle of sprite was competitive.
January 12, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I was robbed in broad daylight when I went to London in December.
I did report it, but the staff at the Palladium assured me that £5 for a bottle of sprite was competitive.
I did report it, but the staff at the Palladium assured me that £5 for a bottle of sprite was competitive.
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Okay, time to dust this one off and take it out of the meme vault.
WATER
ONLY WATER
ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES
#OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice
WATER
ONLY WATER
ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES
#OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Okay, time to dust this one off and take it out of the meme vault.
WATER
ONLY WATER
ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES
#OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice
WATER
ONLY WATER
ONLY PUT WATER IN YOUR PRECIOUS AND IRREPLACEABLE HUMAN MEAT EYES
#OnlyUseWaterForTearGas #ProtestAdvice