Brian Curtin
@briancurtin.com
principal software engineer, tech lead, long time Python guy // trail maintainer // photographer
Denver, CO
Denver, CO
Deep from within the latest Epstein doc dump. How’s he going to get away this time?
December 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Deep from within the latest Epstein doc dump. How’s he going to get away this time?
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I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
Happy birthday Santa
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Happy birthday Santa
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Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel: "I don't think children anywhere should be bombed or starved to death."
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel: "I don't think children anywhere should be bombed or starved to death."
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
Creating my own momentum by watching this again
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Creating my own momentum by watching this again
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makes you wonder the extent to which the loser behavior of a lot of Democratic electeds is just downstream of the loser behavior of apparently a bunch of Democratic voters
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
makes you wonder the extent to which the loser behavior of a lot of Democratic electeds is just downstream of the loser behavior of apparently a bunch of Democratic voters
@pickle-bucket.bsky.social here’s my new truck
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@pickle-bucket.bsky.social here’s my new truck
The Daddy is possibly one of my most prized possessions at this point.
there's two kind of people in the world: the people who see the Battery Daddy and think it's a useless, possibly even joke-gift type product and people like me who instantly recognize it as one of the best things I've ever purchased: amzn.to/4ja84eH
Ontel Battery Daddy Storage & Organizer Case with Tester, Stores & Protects Up to 180 Batteries, Double-Sided, Durable Design with Clear Locking Lid, Secure Latches & Portable Carrying Handle - Red
Ontel Battery Daddy - Battery Organizer Storage Case with Tester, Stores & Protects Up to 180 Batteries, Clear Locking Lid, As Seen On TV
amzn.to
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Daddy is possibly one of my most prized possessions at this point.
Tyson walking out to Coil set the tone quiet well
Michael Spinks v Mike Tyson. Doesn't invalidate your point but Spinks basically pooped his pants
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Tyson walking out to Coil set the tone quiet well
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I only got through about 50 pages of the grand jury testimony last night and this exact idea kept coming up for me. They were writing shit down regularly for these "massage" appointments. Very "you're taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?" type of shit.
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I only got through about 50 pages of the grand jury testimony last night and this exact idea kept coming up for me. They were writing shit down regularly for these "massage" appointments. Very "you're taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?" type of shit.
This is going to be the Always Sunny episode “Frank’s Little Beauties”
Donald Trump just announced the creation of the “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
December 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is going to be the Always Sunny episode “Frank’s Little Beauties”
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all the images on deadspin got nuked when they sold it to that maltese casino
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
all the images on deadspin got nuked when they sold it to that maltese casino
Amazing that Kash Patel is 90° from the camera and still making The Face at it.
BREAKING MS NOW:
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI deputy director Dan Bongino has quietly told confidants he plans to formally leave his job early in the new year and will not be returning to headquarters to work this month, according to eight people briefed on his account. www.ms.now/news/bongino...
FBI’s No. 2 quietly tells colleagues he’s moving on
Controversial deputy director has cleared out his office, sources tell MS NOW.
www.ms.now
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Amazing that Kash Patel is 90° from the camera and still making The Face at it.
What if Trump's addressing the nation tonight is him doubling down on the Rob Reiner post?
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What if Trump's addressing the nation tonight is him doubling down on the Rob Reiner post?
Read a book.
Teens turn to a variety of online platforms, but YouTube continues to stand out. Roughly nine-in-ten teens report ever using it. TikTok, Instagram and Snapchat are the next most widely used platforms.
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Read a book.
“You have to go to this other website to help people not be irredeemable scum.” A deeply stupid idea from a new level of pathetic.
People are losing their minds on Twitter and becoming more trick lazy, sloppy and radicalised because the libs are not there to argue against and challenge. Come back.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“You have to go to this other website to help people not be irredeemable scum.” A deeply stupid idea from a new level of pathetic.
Showed this to my dad a few hours after he said “I’m kind of thinking places like NYT and WaPo aren’t going to make it, seems like they’re just not trustworthy anymore.” Better late than never.
The Washington Post, everyone
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Showed this to my dad a few hours after he said “I’m kind of thinking places like NYT and WaPo aren’t going to make it, seems like they’re just not trustworthy anymore.” Better late than never.
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fine
what if I don't want to master any soups, Brian, iconic or not
December 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
fine
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it’s crazy car insurance companies ask you to call the police after any accident. yeah sorry about the fender bender, mind sticking around for fifty minutes until two wheezing sunburnt psychos roll up
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
it’s crazy car insurance companies ask you to call the police after any accident. yeah sorry about the fender bender, mind sticking around for fifty minutes until two wheezing sunburnt psychos roll up
The amount of times I think “how stupid are you?” every day is rapidly rising.
Nope! You will have to drive slower so that people do not die. This is the reason the policy is unpopular.
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The amount of times I think “how stupid are you?” every day is rapidly rising.
Quiz: “MiconaHex + Triz” is my dog’s shampoo or a YouTube show by two eleven year olds with 900M subscribers?
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Quiz: “MiconaHex + Triz” is my dog’s shampoo or a YouTube show by two eleven year olds with 900M subscribers?
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Ms Frizzle both teaching science class and driving the school bus was a psyop to condition millennials to the idea of charter schools
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ms Frizzle both teaching science class and driving the school bus was a psyop to condition millennials to the idea of charter schools
Perfect reaction to the video in this thread.
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Perfect reaction to the video in this thread.