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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dog a lot (only one now). kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting. don’t forget to add alt text.
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Have you met Nala?
Whole ass receiving corps got the yips
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Are people gonna egg Nagy’s house?
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ugly desperation
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hmm my tonsils have yet to be tickled
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I feel so bad for the generations that missed out on this. What a time it was.
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The problem we have today is that too many “liberals” aspire to and think that they’re a 50s’ Eisenhower Republican when they’re more closely ideologically to being a 60s-70s Nixonian Republican.
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Poor bastard’s playing the wrong sport. Black sheep of the family.
oh my god the list of Boise St QB Maddux Madsen's sibling names, they're all named after baseball players
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“We should copy Daniel Arsham.” - some FIFA trophy designer somewhere
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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“The intention was to punish elite universities, it was not to destroy the scientific capacity of the United States, but that’s what they’re doing.”

This is clearly and flatly wrong, as evinced by every science-related policy decision and appointment, whether to do with universities or not.
"Trump has ‘shaken the hell’ out of the 80-year research pact between the government and universities. What now?"

The first in a remarkable series looking at what the Trump Administration has done to American science and health over 11 months

www.statnews.com/2025/12/04/a...
Trump has ‘shaken the hell’ out of the 80-year research pact between the government and universities. What now?
Trump has "shaken the hell" out of the 80-year research pact between the government and universities. What now?
www.statnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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👀
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Scott is here to stay 💫

Katie signs a new contract with the club through 2027 ✍️
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Here is the updated #NWSL point spirals after the 2025 season. It really shows how quickly Kansas City took the lead without any other team coming close. Remaining teams were pretty tight on points
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My baby girl got to experience snow again. 🥹
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Wake up, babe. A new Groverhaus for the modern age just dropped.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Been awhile since I’ve watched pro football only just for the enjoyment of the game and without strong feelings about the outcome of the season. Forgot what that was like, 2012 feels like so long ago.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
They’re going for 👀
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Who’s hiring Charlie Weis?
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Why are the Steelers throwing the ball? Just run it
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Today I shall watch movies I haven’t seen, starting with Raiders of the Lost Ark and the rest of the Indiana Jones movies.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sprint races suck but this may be the sprint race track ever.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM