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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 10d

Jesus Fucking Christ

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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 12d

I called this. Something about him skeeved me from the get-go

Erdogan Gwan Delilah @socialconcarne.bsky.social · 12d

chat it doesn't look good

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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 12d

This looks like the Pentagon on 9/11

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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 14d

The Louvre security guard

a man in a knight 's armor is holding a sword over his head while standing on a stone wall

Alt: a man in a knight 's armor is holding a sword over his head while standing on a stone wall

media.tenor.com

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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 15d

This is my concern

B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 16d

She's smerkin all the way to the bank

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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 18d

I use Podcast Addict and it does not show up in a search there

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 18d

Definitely nothing can go wrong with OpenAI having a full record of your sexy chatbot interactions.

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Stephan Krosecz @stephank.bsky.social · 20d

That's the truly wild thing. He is so unimpressive as an actor.

If he weren't a piece of shit he'd be fine. But not special.

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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 20d

Well, now, this is something

Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 21d

Sooz, I heard about this song 6 months ago when Paul F Tompkins covered it. So you should come to me for up-to-date music knowledge. www.youtube.com/watch?v=peX5...

Vampire - Paul F Tompkins

YouTube video by Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins

www.youtube.com

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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 22d

Scaryolas

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B @brianxsmith.bsky.social · 23d

I hope this doesn't turn out to be a Rickety Cricket-type situation.

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Sep 16

xanax in a cinnabon (@xanabon) on twitter: "sorry I can't hang I have to Sit In The House and Feel Weird"

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Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social · 24d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”