Max Isaacson
@brosis.bsky.social
Director/Writer. First feature (Paradise) now available on Tubi! I’m also the Kool-Aid Man’s personal insurance broker. (He/Him) (pan)
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218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.
218 with 7 Democrats voting for it, the DHS bill passes
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.
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ME: [absentmindedly kicks a stone] GEOLOGIST: My thesis!!
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
ME: [absentmindedly kicks a stone] GEOLOGIST: My thesis!!
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
This pitch rules and literally every indie outfit should be in a bidding war for this right now.
movie where the kids kill ET with hammers and then they have to cover it up when aliens and feds come looking for him
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This pitch rules and literally every indie outfit should be in a bidding war for this right now.
Volunteers have spent the past 12 hours scouring the wreckage. No survivors have been found in the aftermath of Whiskey Fridays with Tony Doukopil.
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Volunteers have spent the past 12 hours scouring the wreckage. No survivors have been found in the aftermath of Whiskey Fridays with Tony Doukopil.
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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These barbarians are destroying everything that makes society work. Kids can't go to school, patients can't go to the hospital. We are, in effect, paying them to wreck the basic infrastructure of the country
ICE's "presence is terrifying medical staff and raising concerns about patient care, according to five nurses at HCMC hospital in Minneapolis who asked to remain anonymous for fear of losing their jobs."
Via reporter @ericazurek.bsky.social www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Via reporter @ericazurek.bsky.social www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
ICE agents appear at Twin Cities hospitals, alarming health care workers
Health care workers in the Twin Cities report that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents are entering hospitals with detained individuals, leaving some medical staff terrified and concerned ...
www.mprnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
These barbarians are destroying everything that makes society work. Kids can't go to school, patients can't go to the hospital. We are, in effect, paying them to wreck the basic infrastructure of the country
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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"Elon Musk limits the generation of child sexual abuse material to paying customers"
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"Elon Musk limits the generation of child sexual abuse material to paying customers"
Perspicacity means you’re good at sweating.
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Perspicacity means you’re good at sweating.
Do I know anyone in the Boston area who is looking to adopt a very cute and loving little dog? Sounds kinda like a win-win to me if you’re down.
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Do I know anyone in the Boston area who is looking to adopt a very cute and loving little dog? Sounds kinda like a win-win to me if you’re down.
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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my grade school friends max and david have launched a deeply inadvisable podcast in where they review one oreo flavor per episode. here we are discussing the nose notes of the chinese variety, "cheese."
it's called "double stuff." god help us all. 🍪
it's called "double stuff." god help us all. 🍪
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
my grade school friends max and david have launched a deeply inadvisable podcast in where they review one oreo flavor per episode. here we are discussing the nose notes of the chinese variety, "cheese."
it's called "double stuff." god help us all. 🍪
it's called "double stuff." god help us all. 🍪
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Like Lupin III, important periods of my life can be cleanly categorized by which jacket I wore all the time.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Like Lupin III, important periods of my life can be cleanly categorized by which jacket I wore all the time.
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You've probably seen the @dropout.tv sketch about our beloved cookie, but did you know that @samreich.bsky.social did a lot of (pretty gross) research for it?
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
You've probably seen the @dropout.tv sketch about our beloved cookie, but did you know that @samreich.bsky.social did a lot of (pretty gross) research for it?
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Picture a crab. Now picture yourself putting a little wig on the crab and kissing it. Ok stop that now, you're being weird
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Picture a crab. Now picture yourself putting a little wig on the crab and kissing it. Ok stop that now, you're being weird
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@samreich.bsky.social regales us with tales from his childhood, and the allure of forbidden things, like Oreos or TV shows with scratching on screen.
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
@samreich.bsky.social regales us with tales from his childhood, and the allure of forbidden things, like Oreos or TV shows with scratching on screen.
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Alexander tells us about the childhood snack that DID have the power to infest his brain and lay eggs...figuratively.
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Alexander tells us about the childhood snack that DID have the power to infest his brain and lay eggs...figuratively.
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
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Sometimes you think an idea has been with you your whole life, but it turns out you're lying to yourself and everything is a sham.
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Sometimes you think an idea has been with you your whole life, but it turns out you're lying to yourself and everything is a sham.
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Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day.
Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day.
Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.