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There is much pain in the world, but not in this room

Enjoy every sandwich.

He/Him, 33
Pinned
“It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence.”
-Mahatma Gandhi
I think it’s either the watching a catastrophe unfold in real time or just the spectacle of a very stupid disaster, but I’ll have to get back to you
Throughout this entire Lizza/Nuzzi clusterfuck for some reason The Great Rice Event/The Riceening/whatever rice-related title you want to go with @nameshiv.bsky.social recounted in such detail keeps popping into my head. No idea why my brain associates the two but I think it’s on to something.
Never lose sight of the fact that Lizza is literally trying to profit off Nuzzis betrayals of the public interest and trust as we speak
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Throughout this entire Lizza/Nuzzi clusterfuck for some reason The Great Rice Event/The Riceening/whatever rice-related title you want to go with @nameshiv.bsky.social recounted in such detail keeps popping into my head. No idea why my brain associates the two but I think it’s on to something.
Never lose sight of the fact that Lizza is literally trying to profit off Nuzzis betrayals of the public interest and trust as we speak
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Hell yeah!
When Toad woke up in the morning, he put the hat on his head.

It was just the right size.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Never lose sight of the fact that Lizza is literally trying to profit off Nuzzis betrayals of the public interest and trust as we speak
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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That was a compliment
One of my favorite Fullcast bits ever was you reading what each Mountain Dew flavor actually is.

"Mountain Dew Spark is just tractor starting fluid in a bottle."
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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teaser for the turning point usa alt superbowl halftime just dropped 👀
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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ah yes, the classic cincinatti lube recipe calls for powdered prezels
If you’re from the Midwest, you know what this is for
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
SEE THE TURTLE, AIN’T (S)HE KEEN?
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare

Librarian: Which one?

Me: William
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.

All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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the doxxing is and always has been/will be taking shit too far (not just in my case either; anyone's -- like i mainly got involved in this shit because these dudes tried to dox FGB); and also please don't encourage self-harm/suicide toward anyone (even these weird dweebs) on my behalf.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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btw: though i didn't witness anyone telling baphomet or anyone else in the weird discourse clusterfuck of the past few days to kill themselves, i am going to still ask that nobody say or suggest this to baphomet or any of my other haters, please
okay but also, just remember that he's NOT MAD
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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btw, an example of how much of a shared understanding there’s been on here about doxxing taking shit too far: the first person to reach out to me in DMs to inform me this was happening wasn’t even a mutual of mine; it’s someone who’s beefed with me on here before & wasn’t exactly my friend after.
the doxxing is and always has been/will be taking shit too far (not just in my case either; anyone's -- like i mainly got involved in this shit because these dudes tried to dox FGB); and also please don't encourage self-harm/suicide toward anyone (even these weird dweebs) on my behalf.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡

@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is as adorable as it is incredible
SPYxFAMILY

I had a lot of fun with this one! Taking the style of the vintage Japanese advertisements of the time that Spy Family takes place was interesting to try out, and I think it makes Anya super cute. :3
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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THEY SAID YOU AINT ALLOWED TO DRINK MELTED DOWN YUM DINGERS WITH EVERCLEAR AND FLAT FAYGO WHILE YOU DRIVE A CHEVY LUV TRUCK THROUGH A LIVE TRACTOR PULL YOU NEEDED TO REGISTER FOR! WE’RE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY LET HER HAVE HER MEDICINAL GANDER MOUNTAIN PRIVILEGES BROTHER!
This is a newspaper headline from Back to the Future 2 when Marty McFly travels to the Biff world.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Well, after all this, at least @britculpsapp.bsky.social can add “vanquished demons” to her resume
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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if you eat turkey with family of any sort tomorrow, please be sure to establish dominance by eating the cloaca before anyone else can
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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political reporter who doesn’t understand why everyone giggles when she refers to a conspiracy of “vast deference” to a tyrannical leader. this stuff is serious you guys. democracy is dying. we need to neuter federal overreach if there will be any hope. sometimes i feel like im going nuts.
September 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Also, just throwing this out there,

I spent a good chunk of my life in the at risk population @britculpsapp.bsky.social works with. I only WISH I had someone like her working with me back then. Shes a fucking badass that goes hard to help drug users.
Snitch tagging a politician because you think someone was mean to another poster is WILD work lmfao
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Hey asshole @britculpsapp.bsky.social doesn't hide her name, it's in her friggin @ handle, so you're like, trying to doxx someone with info she doesn't care if you have. You know why she doesn't care? Because she's a goddamn rockstar and a helper, you fucking narc satanist, she rules.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM