Burney Sandwich
@burneysandwich.bsky.social
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a bit surprised myself.
You wouldn't think Northeast Ohio regional sewer district would be a great follow, but it is.
yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
a bit surprised myself.
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phoenix wright: ace attorney, manual, excerpt, nintendo ds (2005) archive.org/details/pwaa...
June 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
phoenix wright: ace attorney, manual, excerpt, nintendo ds (2005) archive.org/details/pwaa...
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it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
It's actually hilarious how much content this account has
Another Guardian Forehead!
Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's actually hilarious how much content this account has
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I fear our president just breached Bluesky’s posters code of conduct
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I fear our president just breached Bluesky’s posters code of conduct
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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
2002: People love E! News. What if we made our legitimate news more catty and vapid too?
2025: oh no!
2025: oh no!
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
2002: People love E! News. What if we made our legitimate news more catty and vapid too?
2025: oh no!
2025: oh no!
Watching this incompetent slug grin his way through crashing the economy on purpose is one of the most infuriating experiences of a thousand infuriating experience of the past year
Kevin Hassett: "I think there could be a little bit of an almost quiet time in the labor market, because firms are finding that AI is making their workers so productive that they don't necessarily have to hire the new kids out of college and so on."
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Watching this incompetent slug grin his way through crashing the economy on purpose is one of the most infuriating experiences of a thousand infuriating experience of the past year
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
You don’t fuck with the money
the wsj as the source of the knife in the back for the last few of these is still baffling
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You don’t fuck with the money
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In the last 3 days, the Weather Channel app has sent me push notos saying:
- Freeze Warning, drip your faucets
- It's a nice day for a walk in the garden
- It's too hot out to walk your pets without burning their feet
The temperature has been between 50 and 80 for the entire 3 days.
- Freeze Warning, drip your faucets
- It's a nice day for a walk in the garden
- It's too hot out to walk your pets without burning their feet
The temperature has been between 50 and 80 for the entire 3 days.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In the last 3 days, the Weather Channel app has sent me push notos saying:
- Freeze Warning, drip your faucets
- It's a nice day for a walk in the garden
- It's too hot out to walk your pets without burning their feet
The temperature has been between 50 and 80 for the entire 3 days.
- Freeze Warning, drip your faucets
- It's a nice day for a walk in the garden
- It's too hot out to walk your pets without burning their feet
The temperature has been between 50 and 80 for the entire 3 days.
This got me curious about where corked bats come from, which led me to this discovery from the corked bat Wikipedia page: SUPERBALL BATS
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This got me curious about where corked bats come from, which led me to this discovery from the corked bat Wikipedia page: SUPERBALL BATS
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
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What about the House members who didn’t come to work during the shutdown?
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What about the House members who didn’t come to work during the shutdown?
Just some quick math here:
$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg
$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion
Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg
$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion
Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
Incredible work from the president, collecting another $1 trillion from tariffs in less than 10 hours
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just some quick math here:
$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg
$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion
Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg
$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion
Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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I don’t even have words for this.
One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I don’t even have words for this.
One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
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“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol