Burney Sandwich
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clarajeffery.bsky.social
We will need Nuremberg-like trials
longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
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brunojnavarro.bsky.social
What if the connection between reactionary MAGA politics and the sexual abuse of children is deeper than we want to admit?

The name for this idea is pedocon theory.
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Calling a rally against King-like authority in America “anti-American” is really just a spit in the face to the founding principles of this country.
atrupar.com
Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."
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turtlebee.bsky.social
The Frog Costume has gone from $25 to almost $40 on amazon over the last week. There's an army brewing.
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burneysandwich.bsky.social
Sewing: Fuck yeah!!! Tariffs bitches!!!

Reaping: Oh wtf, why are you retaliating?!?
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noahshachtman.bsky.social
Maybe I'm wrong. But I don't remember bosses feeling the need to force their employees to use cell phones, PCs, or the internet.
josephcox.bsky.social
New from 404 Media: an internal Meta message we obtained tells employees on its metaverse team that they should be using AI to “go 5x faster”. That's 5 times faster, not 5 percent more.

www.404media.co/meta-tells-w...
Meta Tells Workers Building Metaverse to Use AI to ‘Go 5x Faster’
Meta says that its coders should be working five times faster and that it expects "a 5x leap in productivity."
www.404media.co
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I know it’s just one meaningless story but it’s pretty emblematic of the media that all this shit is going on and someone at a long standing newspaper was like I’m finally gonna write about how everyone thinks Johnny Cash is a fuckin nerd, and the editor was like “yes, America needs to know”
burneysandwich.bsky.social
They're just saying that Kendrick isn't declaring 'Drake is a pedophile' as a fact. They don't even address whether it's factual or not, at least in that excerpt.
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Hey, maybe Argentina can bail us out next
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Most brutal diss track of all time, and that's stacked against songs that people literally killed each other over.
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Don't worry, the Yankees haven't pelted Santa with batteries yet. You're safe.
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Yankees setting a high bar for Eagles fans to keep the 'worst fans in American sports' label.
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Wild that Karl Rove is too centrist for AG Human-Suit
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Marvel's What if... Droopy Dog was a starlet?
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Asking Nick Clegg and his peers for permission to remove valuables from their homes would kill my burglary company
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jordanwminor.bsky.social
“woke has to come back”
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Respectfully, I don't think this is a situation best served by flippant internet snark.
burneysandwich.bsky.social
The 12 year old theory is spot on because they’re trying to appeal to social media. They don’t care about appealing to voters so much as getting shared, and there’s a bunch of dumb, vicious adolescents who share way more than your typical 40-something.
brendelbored.bsky.social
We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds
Texas GOP candidate
Shelley Luther complains that students can't make fun of transgender children
By Jay Root, Staff Writer
Updated Feb 9, 2022 6:02 a.m.
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
burneysandwich.bsky.social
Me trying to explain to my wife why I like a song and immediately getting into counting time signatures.
burneysandwich.bsky.social
I mainlined GTA for like 36 hours straight and when I went to drive the next day, traffic laws suddenly felt like a weird cultural construct. Like I didn't have trouble remembering to obey them, but it was suddenly clear that driving is a system we designed and not some inherent property of roads.
burneysandwich.bsky.social
We got an honest to goodness rotating sandwich here. This is not a drill!
lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a Leberkässemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast