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Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · Mar 12

friendly reminder as baseball season is here. you can boo people outside of umpires! you can boo you elected officials, you can boo strangers, you can even boo your friends and family!

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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 1d

Jim Sullivan - U.F.O. [USA, Psyche/folk/outer space] (1969)
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https://youtu.be/gH0l7nIMfw0

Jim Sullivan - U.F.O. [USA, Psyche/folk/outer space] (1969)

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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 1d

josh naylor holds the mandate of heaven. the seattle mariners are cursed, but his majesty can overcome it

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jake frankenstein's monster not the doctor @okabacus.bsky.social · 1d

FUCK YEA COMMON BOWIE W

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Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 1d

after much deliberation amongst the voting committe here at caffeine we are proud to announce the first caffeine peace prize goes to @okabacus.bsky.social 's parrot!!! coolest bird on this app!!!

Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 2d

the caffeine peace prize will be awarded today, get your submissions in asap

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scary tall bart @tallbart.com · 2d

Hasan Piker is my problematic fave. Yeah his politics are hit or miss, and he’s kind of a total lunk head, but man can that guy own up to and grow from his mistakes. Inspiring. I just wish he’d tame that fucking mongrel

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Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 2d

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2d

sorry to be like this but it looks like ManuclearBomb is permanently detonated on this site, so this will be my full-time account - still trying to find all my moots!

Y'all know you need more Marxism-Leninism and Gendry-Cheenism in your life

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 7d

Working on getting my account back but follow me here for now. Proof of identity

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Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 2d

the caffeine peace prize will be awarded today, get your submissions in asap

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blood-starved jules @julesprom.bsky.social · 2d

“rice is mid” “pasta is mid”

listen to yourself, you carry an immense weight of hatred in your heart, it doesnt serve you

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson

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Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 2d

“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 2d

hello would you like an archive of baseball cards starting in 1865 if not thats fine i just dropped this commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Categor...

Category:Baseball cards by year - Wikimedia Commons

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Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 2d

one cow-tool after another

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James G @orth.ca · 3d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 3d

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 3d

I unironically love Futurama, the cartoon about the future with jokes about numbers stations on AM radio

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 4d

Jon's Most Dramatic Car Exits

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 5d

Doesn’t look like I’m getting my old account back so I guess we’ll settle in here. Still looking for pals which is annoying because I have friends everywhere.

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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 6d

In this fragile world, Sukkot reminds us that safety comes best from solidarity, from making peace with neighbors, from being good hosts & guests, from sharing food, from remembering that we are small & precarious, from worshipping what is holy. Not from building walls and making war.

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JB_AU @jbau.bsky.social · 13d

This whole section really.

Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

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Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 7d

adult koala care in gas station restrooms so my friends can hang out when i drop trou

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 7d

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Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 7d

im going to bed, theres cheese in the fridge and extra tp in the cupboard. my door is shut, but come knock if you need anything. oh also this is a sleepover so you have to sleep on the wood floor and i wont give you a blanket, so you will end up using the dog's blanket from their kennel. goodnight!

Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 7d

if im not real, how come you can rotate me in your mind?

Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 7d

imagine me, rotate me in your mind

Caffeine🤠🤏 @caffeineandroses.bsky.social · 7d

imagine me, rotate me in your mind