Caffeine🤠🤏
@caffeineandroses.bsky.social
fix your hearts or die. hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdong hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog
goodnight you tofurkeys!
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
goodnight you tofurkeys!
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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when he does the slow blink at someone that means he likes them
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
when he does the slow blink at someone that means he likes them
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wow so trump must have gone to the beach that makes you old right
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
wow so trump must have gone to the beach that makes you old right
i made stew in the dutch oven the other day.
dont know if my partner washed it, i know i didnt.
lid is on.
schrödinger's dish.
dont know if my partner washed it, i know i didnt.
lid is on.
schrödinger's dish.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i made stew in the dutch oven the other day.
dont know if my partner washed it, i know i didnt.
lid is on.
schrödinger's dish.
dont know if my partner washed it, i know i didnt.
lid is on.
schrödinger's dish.
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First they came for hot honey, I didnt speak out, i didnt like hot honey
next was dubai chocolate, I didnt speak out, I didnt like dubai chocolate
Then was epic bacon, I didnt speak out, I did not eat bacon
Then they came for everything bagel seasoning, and there was no one left to speak for me.
next was dubai chocolate, I didnt speak out, I didnt like dubai chocolate
Then was epic bacon, I didnt speak out, I did not eat bacon
Then they came for everything bagel seasoning, and there was no one left to speak for me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
First they came for hot honey, I didnt speak out, i didnt like hot honey
next was dubai chocolate, I didnt speak out, I didnt like dubai chocolate
Then was epic bacon, I didnt speak out, I did not eat bacon
Then they came for everything bagel seasoning, and there was no one left to speak for me.
next was dubai chocolate, I didnt speak out, I didnt like dubai chocolate
Then was epic bacon, I didnt speak out, I did not eat bacon
Then they came for everything bagel seasoning, and there was no one left to speak for me.
i dont fuckin miss!
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i dont fuckin miss!
im about to create the most perfect 2 like post of all time.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
im about to create the most perfect 2 like post of all time.
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i let the kids pick out the wishes this year. the baby didnt say anything but i took a guess.
if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i let the kids pick out the wishes this year. the baby didnt say anything but i took a guess.
if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
if you got a spare couple bucks this is one good place to chuck em.
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
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oh my word, this is so easy! in like 3 min you can make someone's day. minmaxing kindness has never been easier! polly pockets are on their way 🫡
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
oh my word, this is so easy! in like 3 min you can make someone's day. minmaxing kindness has never been easier! polly pockets are on their way 🫡
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If you're looking to make someone smile this year and can swing it. We sent a few things on behalf of our 1.5 and 4 year old to kids the same age!
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you're looking to make someone smile this year and can swing it. We sent a few things on behalf of our 1.5 and 4 year old to kids the same age!
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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Last night, my son asked me, "Hey, are we doing that thing again this year? Where we grant wishes for kids in foster care?" (I get to finally call him my "son" because his adoption was finalized in July—10 full YEARS after he was initially placed with us.) www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Last night, my son asked me, "Hey, are we doing that thing again this year? Where we grant wishes for kids in foster care?" (I get to finally call him my "son" because his adoption was finalized in July—10 full YEARS after he was initially placed with us.) www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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I really can not describe how nice it is to have a website where a child can tell you exactly what they need to make their life better and you can just...make their life better. Amazing work at One Simple Wish.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I really can not describe how nice it is to have a website where a child can tell you exactly what they need to make their life better and you can just...make their life better. Amazing work at One Simple Wish.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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TURN THE VOLUME UPPPPPPP! 🫠
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
TURN THE VOLUME UPPPPPPP! 🫠
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
oh brother, everything is 1846
The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” triggering a standoff w/ armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map
www.cbsnews.com/news/warning...
www.cbsnews.com/news/warning...
Warning signs appear on Mexican beach declaring area restricted by U.S. as Mexico rejects Trump offer to strike cartels
The signs read in English and Spanish, "Warning: Restricted Area," and had been declared restricted by "the commander."
www.cbsnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
oh brother, everything is 1846
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