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smols, pansexual, she/her/any/all, cats, art, design, cursed, fucked and somehow happily married to my sweetheart. leftist comrades only if you care, no scolds, no joke misunderstanders, #transrights #freepalestine #fixyourheartsordie
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The Bunny posting will continue to continue until morale improves.
February 15, 2026 at 11:49 AM
The Bunny posting will continue to continue until morale improves.
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me, putting a condom on it:
I will toss the rogue in a blanket.
February 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM
me, putting a condom on it:
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Walked in on my youngest playing with him saying "then I turn into a fart. You can't kill a fart!"
Solid logic.
Solid logic.
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Walked in on my youngest playing with him saying "then I turn into a fart. You can't kill a fart!"
Solid logic.
Solid logic.
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🎶I don't need a private jet, don't need designer jeans, cuz when the day is done and I'm having fun it's just me and my beans.🎶
fuck yeah beans 🫘
February 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
🎶I don't need a private jet, don't need designer jeans, cuz when the day is done and I'm having fun it's just me and my beans.🎶
um this is a fucking BOP 😂😂😂
And so the fun begins
February 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
um this is a fucking BOP 😂😂😂
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And so the fun begins
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
And so the fun begins
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If ICE stops someone and that person says nothing, does not run away, and does not provide documents that interaction should end, however ICE continues to detain via this method by the hundreds daily
ICE could not function- as is- in concordance with civil rights. This is a great reason to abolish
ICE could not function- as is- in concordance with civil rights. This is a great reason to abolish
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
If ICE stops someone and that person says nothing, does not run away, and does not provide documents that interaction should end, however ICE continues to detain via this method by the hundreds daily
ICE could not function- as is- in concordance with civil rights. This is a great reason to abolish
ICE could not function- as is- in concordance with civil rights. This is a great reason to abolish
now give all your money to survivors of CSA and trafficking
Hyatt Hotels chairman Tom Pritzker announces retirement after appearing in Epstein files.
February 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
now give all your money to survivors of CSA and trafficking
goddamn we are being hon-hon-owned by the french rn whats that about
February 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
goddamn we are being hon-hon-owned by the french rn whats that about
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Do you think they're going to protect 47?
Mais non!!
Mais non!!
February 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Do you think they're going to protect 47?
Mais non!!
Mais non!!
sick of everyone dying that isn't on the celebration list
February 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
sick of everyone dying that isn't on the celebration list
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I need 149 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month.
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
16% off if you sign up annually!
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
16% off if you sign up annually!
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.
To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.
Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.
Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
February 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I need 149 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month.
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
16% off if you sign up annually!
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
16% off if you sign up annually!
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
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There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
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Shared with alt text
February 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I do hope yu havnot bin up to annything.. . Nefariouse
February 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I do hope yu havnot bin up to annything.. . Nefariouse
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Hey Tone, I know another hotel magnate who’s in those files. The freakin president! Ho!
Hotel magnate Thomas Pritzker is retiring as executive chairman of Hyatt Hotels, after new documents were released detailing the extent of his association with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Thomas Pritzker, Named in Epstein Files, Retires as Hyatt Executive Chairman
The hotelier communicated with both Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
on.wsj.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Hey Tone, I know another hotel magnate who’s in those files. The freakin president! Ho!
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Continually disgusted not only by the blatant Islamophobia and racism, but also by the Republican Party’s embrace of Fine and his views.
Utterly disqualifying in a United States Congressman, as it would be in any job.
newrepublic.com/post/206611/...
Utterly disqualifying in a United States Congressman, as it would be in any job.
newrepublic.com/post/206611/...
MAGA Congressman Makes Sick Post About Muslims and Dogs
Republican Representative Randy Fine twisted a harmless joke into a racist attack on Muslims—just days before Ramadan.
newrepublic.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Continually disgusted not only by the blatant Islamophobia and racism, but also by the Republican Party’s embrace of Fine and his views.
Utterly disqualifying in a United States Congressman, as it would be in any job.
newrepublic.com/post/206611/...
Utterly disqualifying in a United States Congressman, as it would be in any job.
newrepublic.com/post/206611/...
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what advertisement plays over and over in your mind randomly out of nowhere and forces you to sing along to it particularly when unmedicated
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
what advertisement plays over and over in your mind randomly out of nowhere and forces you to sing along to it particularly when unmedicated
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penis shaped wallet for guys to carry in their front pocket.
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
penis shaped wallet for guys to carry in their front pocket.
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
@mathletesfoot.bsky.social wat are dey doin'? 🧐
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
@mathletesfoot.bsky.social wat are dey doin'? 🧐
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