smol boner
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smols, pansexual, she/her/any/all, cats, art, design, cursed, fucked and somehow happily married to my sweetheart. leftist comrades only if you care, no scolds, no joke misunderstanders, #transrights #freepalestine #fixyourheartsordie
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FRENCH GUY: do you speak french
ME: no
FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie
ME: la vie
ME: no
FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie
ME: la vie
February 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
FRENCH GUY: do you speak french
ME: no
FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie
ME: la vie
ME: no
FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie
ME: la vie
imagine how romantic it would be if you farted your wedding vows to your beloved 🥺
farting in very close proximity is how human beings form an everlasting and powerful bond with each other
February 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
imagine how romantic it would be if you farted your wedding vows to your beloved 🥺
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Sometimes hours. People who contracted the sweating sickness in 16th century England could sicken in the morning and be dead by supper.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweatin...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweatin...
Sweating sickness - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Sometimes hours. People who contracted the sweating sickness in 16th century England could sicken in the morning and be dead by supper.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweatin...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweatin...
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And i mean within DAYS
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
And i mean within DAYS
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Yu wil hand ovur all tha treets naow
February 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Yu wil hand ovur all tha treets naow
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This is a criminal caught trying to escape with a chocolate chip cookie
February 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This is a criminal caught trying to escape with a chocolate chip cookie
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Frightened of everything is the main problem. And a bark like a ferocious animal.. but really just a sweet anxious doof with a big mouth
February 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Frightened of everything is the main problem. And a bark like a ferocious animal.. but really just a sweet anxious doof with a big mouth
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February 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Working out in jeans … behaviors of a true psychopath
February 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Working out in jeans … behaviors of a true psychopath
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farting in very close proximity is how human beings form an everlasting and powerful bond with each other
February 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
farting in very close proximity is how human beings form an everlasting and powerful bond with each other
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this is the energy i'm bringing
February 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
this is the energy i'm bringing
*sigggghhhhh* maybe it'll happen tonight
February 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
*sigggghhhhh* maybe it'll happen tonight
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Pay black trans women!
Hey guys kinda had a crazy month, kinda strugglingwith rent and stuff, if you can spare anything itd be appreciated
Cashapp:$fai919
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Venmo:@fai919
February 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Pay black trans women!
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about to do some crymaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
about to do some crymaxxing
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i hope i never stop laughing like a child at farts. if i do, someone hit me with a bus.
February 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
i hope i never stop laughing like a child at farts. if i do, someone hit me with a bus.
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No thoughts brain scrampled egg
February 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
No thoughts brain scrampled egg
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I was a chump yesterday and actually started watching the RFK jr-Kid Rock celebration of stink and rot but only got 10 seconds in and started throwing up uncontrollably. I could not stop throwing up and still can’t. I’m doing it now. Excuse me.
February 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I was a chump yesterday and actually started watching the RFK jr-Kid Rock celebration of stink and rot but only got 10 seconds in and started throwing up uncontrollably. I could not stop throwing up and still can’t. I’m doing it now. Excuse me.
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think i may have hyped horse year too much... everything still sucks...
February 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
think i may have hyped horse year too much... everything still sucks...
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I would suck the McLife out of a ginger freak with size 18s
does anyone fuck ronald mcdonald does he have hoes
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I would suck the McLife out of a ginger freak with size 18s
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made fan art for my favourite horror movie
February 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
made fan art for my favourite horror movie
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Uma foto da Shuri pra embelezar a skyline
February 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Uma foto da Shuri pra embelezar a skyline
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