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well thats great now my stepson knows i enquire as to whether my husband did a poop or not 😑 bcoz i thought my husband was using the bathroom and ofc i want to know these things, i just don't want my stepson to know i want to know these things about his papa. gdi. 😑😑😑
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
well thats great now my stepson knows i enquire as to whether my husband did a poop or not 😑 bcoz i thought my husband was using the bathroom and ofc i want to know these things, i just don't want my stepson to know i want to know these things about his papa. gdi. 😑😑😑
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Hey man, remember how you ran a Silicon Valley PR firm that tried to link people protesting Facebook to George Soros, and your Pod Save buddies had to pretend to fire you for like ten minutes?
Imagine if Dems in the Senate hadn't caved. The House wouldn't be in session rn, the discharge petition wouldn't be signed, people wouldn't have SNAP, govt workers would be RIF'd & the GOP would have some decent talking points. But also online rage addicts would be happier! YMMV!
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hey man, remember how you ran a Silicon Valley PR firm that tried to link people protesting Facebook to George Soros, and your Pod Save buddies had to pretend to fire you for like ten minutes?
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bro looks like he's been hitting the salt lick. like he's been sucking off a brand new bicycle pump. like he ate the magic gum at willy wonka's factory but they ran out of blue coloring.
I'm saying he looks bloated
I'm saying he looks bloated
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
bro looks like he's been hitting the salt lick. like he's been sucking off a brand new bicycle pump. like he ate the magic gum at willy wonka's factory but they ran out of blue coloring.
I'm saying he looks bloated
I'm saying he looks bloated
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when the sofa has a headache three nights in a row
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
when the sofa has a headache three nights in a row
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I went to look and found this
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I went to look and found this
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back in high school my best friend and i had a CAD class together and every day we’d find a chance to kick each other in the balls really really hard. everyone thought we hated each other so they were super confused seeing us hang out.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
back in high school my best friend and i had a CAD class together and every day we’d find a chance to kick each other in the balls really really hard. everyone thought we hated each other so they were super confused seeing us hang out.
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wow this post on his substack makes way more sense now
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
wow this post on his substack makes way more sense now
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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well no time like the present to cry and retraumatise myself! gonna open this package from australia that contains my baby book apparently so this should be fun! why am i doing this to myself i ask? bcoz apparently i hate to feel anything but pain! 🤗😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
well no time like the present to cry and retraumatise myself! gonna open this package from australia that contains my baby book apparently so this should be fun! why am i doing this to myself i ask? bcoz apparently i hate to feel anything but pain! 🤗😂
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the one human food that Adonis has proven to enjoy is cheese, any variety, and by "enjoy" I mean he will leap onto the table and try to knock it out of my hand. in this picture i am holding a bag of shredded 4 cheese mexican blend next to the camera
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the one human food that Adonis has proven to enjoy is cheese, any variety, and by "enjoy" I mean he will leap onto the table and try to knock it out of my hand. in this picture i am holding a bag of shredded 4 cheese mexican blend next to the camera
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i've been a sleep talker for as long as i can remember. one of my ex gfs said i once just said "phil collins" in my sleep. the first time i ever remember sleep talking was when i was 6 years old & said "you want me to stab your eye out?" & woke up to my aunt looking at me, horrified
December 15, 2024 at 7:24 PM
i've been a sleep talker for as long as i can remember. one of my ex gfs said i once just said "phil collins" in my sleep. the first time i ever remember sleep talking was when i was 6 years old & said "you want me to stab your eye out?" & woke up to my aunt looking at me, horrified
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I've been a sleep farter for as long as I can remember one of my ex-girlfriends said one time I farted the famous drum solo, I guess you could say that it was in the air tonight
i've been a sleep talker for as long as i can remember. one of my ex gfs said i once just said "phil collins" in my sleep. the first time i ever remember sleep talking was when i was 6 years old & said "you want me to stab your eye out?" & woke up to my aunt looking at me, horrified
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I've been a sleep farter for as long as I can remember one of my ex-girlfriends said one time I farted the famous drum solo, I guess you could say that it was in the air tonight
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it's like 35 degrees out and he's inside on his blankey
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
it's like 35 degrees out and he's inside on his blankey
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My little brother really took the wind out of my sails on this one
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My little brother really took the wind out of my sails on this one
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A succubus commission from 2022
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A succubus commission from 2022
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When kitch'n and witch'n,
Bake'n and make'n
Fairy legging and jelly fish curry stained aprons are the way
Bake'n and make'n
Fairy legging and jelly fish curry stained aprons are the way
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
When kitch'n and witch'n,
Bake'n and make'n
Fairy legging and jelly fish curry stained aprons are the way
Bake'n and make'n
Fairy legging and jelly fish curry stained aprons are the way
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Take me to the river
We will watch the baby platypus together
We will watch the baby platypus together
September 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Take me to the river
We will watch the baby platypus together
We will watch the baby platypus together
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She sunk without sinking
September 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
She sunk without sinking
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Its not the simulation
Its the algorithm
Its the algorithm
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Its not the simulation
Its the algorithm
Its the algorithm