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cannedjazz🌹
@cannedjazz.bsky.social
Dirtbag Leftist, Cat Dad, Southerner
Waiting for the rampjaar
Pronoun Agnostic
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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How lonely are you willing to be in your beliefs?
How much general indifference can you tolerate?
Are you willing to take personal risks when there’s no tangible idea of what a good future would even look like at this point?
Mood after leaving work, running errands, grabbing dinner, and coming home in the godforsaken cold dark.
a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore
ALT: a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
this joke is so dad it has to take a nap
this joke is so dad it is alcoholism in jeans
this joke is so dad it said my mowing pattern was all wrong
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Sweet, Sweet Beef
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Gotta say, I truly enjoy the 0.0% ABV varieties of Heineken and Corona.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Millions of active, engaged people, who literally less than a week earlier won massive and unexpected victories across the entire country, have now thoroughly learned the lesson that they don't fucking need dem leaders.

That they have to view dem leadership as much of an enemy as the republicans
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I can’t believe the senate parliamentarian did this. I can’t believe Joe Manchin did this. I can’t believe the Bernie Bros did this — the Democratic Party is doing villain of the week shit like a 1980s detective show to cover their policy of surrender and their fealty to the billionaire class.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Look at my opposition party, dawg
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?

HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.

CNN: But you didn't get what you want.

JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Please, Democrats… We can’t keep manufacturing the Fell for it Again Awards at this pace. Our nations metal reserves… please
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
oh my god FUCKKKKK OFFFFFF
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Happy Birthday to George Lowe

George Lowe was the phenomenal primary voice of Space Ghost from his casting in 1994, to his passing in 2025; and was also known for his contributions as a radio announcer, folk artist and folk art collector

Lowe would have turned 68 today
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Grandad, exasperated from me standing my ground against capitalism: “You have a very complicated mind.”

Me: “Thank you!”
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Yes. How do Dem electeds not understand this dynamic? After all these years?
At some point we have to let pain hurt Trump instead of helping him. Every time we let pain help him, he’ll do more and bigger next time.

Each acquiescence means the next one will be *more* painful.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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DNC Vice Chair calls Chuck Schumer's shutdown deal a "mistake"
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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If they give up on those ACA subsidies, they aren't ever going to get them back
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Btw, I’m not a Naruto fan and the only anime I watch are like Akira and Yu-Yu Hakusho occasionally. My pfp is only because I have a Real Book.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Lmfao what if I just applied and got hired part-time to just stand like a creepy smiley statue whenever a customer is nearby.

Like normal SpongeBob.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Whew, what a week for the left. The wins and laughs we’ve had have been great. Let’s do this again, y’all.
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Subway: beat fasch
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Passive-agressive rat
pete buttigieg made a point to congratulate last night’s winners not named zohran mamdani, what a little twerp
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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so many good pictures out there
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If this is “agony” to Zionists…
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Has reality intruded on that guy yet?
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM