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Captain Hat
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Just a weird neurodivergent lefty nerd trying to be a decent human being and make, modify & fix things. What kinda things? More or less anything. Art, models, games, cars, society. You know, things. He/him/his (mostly).
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Oh wow, 200 followers! Hi!

I like to make, fix & modify things.

I'm gonna be a posting lot of #Warhammer, #BattlefleetGothic and #Gaslands stuff but I hope you'll come along for the ride when I do my #sculpting, #art and #automotive works too!

Bit of a #Nerdling. LGBTQIA+ safe, far as I can be.
I think these are the only 40K memes I've made

Let me know if you think I should do more
February 16, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I don't think I talk enough about how much I love the work friends like @violetmenace.bsky.social do.

Anyway this fucking rules.
My first fully painted Imperial Guard squad is finished!!! I love them so much! Lovely little pigeon Aquillons!! #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #imperialguard #astramilitarum
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Been kinda busy. This was with the #cosplay crew on the 8th, at Monster Merchants in Ashford- we got invited down to help out with their Dan Abnett #WarhammerCommunity signing event.

We're going to be at Salute this year, and at Broadside in Medway too.

Photos taken by Dan's photographer friend.
February 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Hi everyone, just a reminder my birthday bash sale is in full swing, plus I'd like to share some pictures of the Patricia Phillips' Birthday Military Parade (those seem to popular in the US for some, okay, one person). It even had a flyover and a floatover. I am so loved.
Happy wargaming darlings!
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Day 3 of Zodgrod, I never finish projects so this is a big blip.

In some ways he'll never be done, because of neuroses, but here he is anyway, kind of done!

First homemade banner, using the natural scruffiness of Orks as cover for inexperience and haste!
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Liberals who still talking shit about the left, you do realize all the resistance you're seeing on the ground to ICE is leftism? You won't get anywhere without leftism. Still be at the same standstill begging elites who don't care about you.
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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A WIP paint job of my Zodgrod conversion, following the paint scheme of old (white fur on the boots, blue hair squigs, red weapons, yellow pauldrons).

The back banner will take longer...
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Hel Chicken returns! I think its time to call this one done.
CW: Tyranid lovers, squished 'gaunt!

Original I attempted a 3mm resin pool around the rocks and 'gaunt but my tape mold leaked. Might try again with 2 part or UV resin one day.

#mini-painting #warhammer #astra-militarum
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Zodgrod Wortsnagga! ... Has a lovely old metal model and a less lovely new plastic one

I had a runtherd I couldn't warm to next to the jolly Gretchin he herds

So I've given him a hair squig beard & quiff (does the eyepatch band make him look like McEnroe?) & an arm with a pistol
Banner to follow!
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Please remember to use alt text 💖

You can set it in your accessibility options here to make you do it to all images.

It doesn't take long to write some alt text and it makes Bluesky more friendly to all.
January 31, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Lady Olynder, Mortarch of Grief
1/2
By Skull's Bro
#warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #Nighthaunt #prideonparade #nerdlings
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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GAY BLOODTHIRSTER!!!🔥🔥🔥the homodaemon you was warned about >:3

#warhammer #warhammercommunity #nerdlings #prideonparade #chaos #chaosdaemons #khorne #bloodthirster
January 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Back on the Terminators today doing a bunch of custom sculpting on the shoulders. Not quite finished yet, but I think it's getting there :)

#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #40K
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Took a few minutes off from working on the Terminators today to put the banners back on my old metal Dreadnoughts :)

Incidentally, this also restores the one decal I aver put on a 40K mini to the army!

#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #40K #OldHammer
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
MAGNETS MAGNETS MAGNETS MAGNETS

And a bunch of custom work. Pleased with how the 40K Cataphract is coming along. Cast some GS shapes using a silicon mould off an old Forge World detail for a shield.

More detail in alt text as usual.

#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #Warhammer40k
January 27, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Low key feel-slightly-lless-shit moment is watching a guy livestreaming an NFL playoff game (I want the Pats to lose) and when some chud pops up in the comments talking shit about Bad Bunny being from PR literally all the responses are essentially "Fuck off, loser."
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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"Among the calamities of War may be justly numbered the diminution of the love of truth, but the falsehoods which interest dictates and credulity encourages."

Samuel Johnson, The Rambler #30 11 November 1758

You'll have heard this saying a few times, mutated into 'truth as a casualty of war' 1/
January 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
As a mostly-white British person I have to echo that this is who a lot of us are as well. Modern racism's origins lie in Europe, and pretending we're "better" because we hide our colonial crimes under the veil of history or comparative morality is fundamentally destructive.
Every time a White American responds to something happening by either asking or appealing to "who we are," the resting places of a thousand brown people churn as the dead spin in their grave. Yes, it's who you are. It's who you've always been as a country. That you're surprised by it is the problem.
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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I don't care who you are, on MLK Day the single greatest thing you can do to honor MLK is spend less time talking about what he meant to you or how you think his legacy applies today, and more time reading or listening to his words with open ears and a willingness to correct prior misunderstandings.
January 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Orks orks orks! I’m very fortunate that I was able to have a second chance with the first big model I painted. I focused on interpreting the original scheme so it’s a bit muted, but I think past me would be stoked

#miniatures #miniaturepainting #warhammer #warhammercommunity #nerdlings #paintslam26
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Been tinkering with the multi-part Rifleman kit.

This is just a test fit really, it's mostly friction-fitted with pins. The arms should eventually be magnetised.

I know a lot of people have nostalgia for the Unseen but honestly this is probably my favourite Rifleman sculpt.

#Nerdlings #Battletech
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM