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Jessica
@catfinated.bsky.social
Cat lover. Star Trek fan. ADHD. She/her.

Married to @daimacculate

Cats: Wesley (solid grey), Kara (long hair dilute tortie), Dax (short hair grey tabby)

Dog: Blossom (tri-color pitbull)

Living in Fayetteville, NY
Dr: how long have you been taking albuterol?
Me: about 7 years, they never figured out why I can’t breathe though sometimes.
Dr:
a man in a white t-shirt is kneeling down in a room
Alt: a man in a white t-shirt is standing in a room
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I told my husband I plugged in the car last night, but apparently that just happened in a dream.
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Not enough living room furniture comes in neon colors.
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
People being surprised about Jimmy Buffett, and I’m over here like, do you not remember this article from 2019? www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...
“A Lot of Friends in Every Industry”: How Did Jeffrey Epstein Charm Hollywood?
The mogul’s rolodex included not only political and financial powerhouses, but also A-listers including Ralph Fiennes, Courtney Love, Dustin Hoffman, and Jimmy Buffett—and even after he’d been convict...
www.vanityfair.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Cinnamon rolls for breakfast. They were pretty good. Tried a different recipe this time. 🍽️🍜

walkingonsunshinerecipes.com/homemade-cin...
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I always like how recipes tell you to use your kitchen aid mixer, like everyone has one.
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.

I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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I was gonna go see the new Avatar, but I’ll probably just use a belt sander to take all the skin off of my skull instead.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I hate when my brain decides to remind me of something from the past, that I clearly tried to bury.
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am watching a show, that I thought was going to be a different show, but a dude is talking about making hats to change the frequency of you brain so the aliens can’t contact you.
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Up on the lookout. #CatsOfBlueSky
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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🚨Attention pals! Bluesky may start asking for a birthdate to verify your age! Be sure NOT to put in the pets' birthday! Put in your peoples' birthday as they are the thumbs and account holders and they won't get rejected for being too young!🚨

🚨Please repost! 💜🌻
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Our Komodo dragon is fine. He’s faking the limp because last time the vet gave him ketamine.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The problem with being snowed in the past 2 days, is that there’s this bag of cookies my husband made, that he was going to take to work, and they are very good.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I am mad that it’s going to snow so much today, because Holland Farms has their meatloaf and potatoes special for lunch.
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We are going to end up with another Henry Ford situation, where he realized that people actually need to drive around to places, so they would buy new tires.
The economic backbone for so many communities across America is tourism. Because of this White House it is collapsing. Anyone in the @GOP (The Enablers) should be fired in the 2026 election for letting this happen. Vote for Democrats only and put an end to the destruction of America.
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I really miss how you could wake up in the morning, and just watch ESPN for a few hours.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Echo and Katydid have decided to run a sale on my Etsy shop! Use code KD2ECHO from Nov 29 through Dec 31 to get 25% off!

All money raised will help me get Katydid to her next neurologist appt in Jan. Thank you!

mindysperson.etsy.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Watching A Perfect Circle video.
Me to my husband: I remember when this came out and I was like so that’s what Maynard Keenan looks like.
Husband: I thought this was Tool.
Me: no it’s his other band A Perfect Circle.

My husband is such a Tool hater.
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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*ARCHIVE:

veteran GCOD spotter: billy_the_haddock.

a colossus, fife & the bass in
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Here are some things furries said when we showed them the Bay Area’s professional sports mascots: “I want to see the feet”; “I bet he smells like bread”; “I really wish his trunk would flop more”; “I would hug him;” and, “Well, that’s furry bait.” Find out how the mascots ranked 👀
✍️ @reveleth.com
Bay Area Sports Mascots Ranked by the Ultimate Experts: Furries
Everybody has an opinion on mascots, but what do the real masters of the fur think?
www.coyotemedia.org
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Heated up the rest of the lasagna for dinner, and brought it out here with a bag of sandwich bread and butter, then asked my husband if he wanted any bread, and he gave me the weirdest look. Was like, oh yeah, you didn’t grow up poor.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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𝖯̶𝗈̶𝗉̶𝖾̶ ̶𝖫̶𝖾̶𝗈̶ ̶𝖷̶𝖨̶𝖵̶ The White Sox have the first pick of the 2026 MLB Draft 😂
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM