Madame Sosostris
@causamdicere.bsky.social
Famous clairvoyante[...] with a wicked pack of cards. Reasonably erudite, I guess. (Expect to find: books, dogs [mine, specifically], movies, New York, sports, transit takes)
I'm reading a novel and one of the characters is a senior associate at a fake AmLaw100 and it is so gallingly fake that I can't look away
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I'm reading a novel and one of the characters is a senior associate at a fake AmLaw100 and it is so gallingly fake that I can't look away
Remarkable how often Fire King Jadeite mugs show up on film as a visual cue for "it's the 20th century"
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Remarkable how often Fire King Jadeite mugs show up on film as a visual cue for "it's the 20th century"
Snuggly Sunday
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Snuggly Sunday
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old school climbers were hardcore, the first guy to climb Nanga Parbat (~27,000 feet) did it alone with no ropes or oxygen, just copious amounts of nazi meth
January 31, 2026 at 8:02 PM
old school climbers were hardcore, the first guy to climb Nanga Parbat (~27,000 feet) did it alone with no ropes or oxygen, just copious amounts of nazi meth
It's so fucking dumb that this country refuses to do tax enforcement but has turned airports into an endless revenue stream (gutting DHS should absolutely include tossing all this nonsense into the trash)
Starting on Sunday, TSA will start charging fliers who travel without a Real ID-compliant form of identification a $45 fee in order to fly from U.S. airports.
Traveling Without a Real ID? That’ll Be $45.
As of February, passengers without the government-approved identity card will be asked to pay for alternative screening at U.S. airports.
nyti.ms
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It's so fucking dumb that this country refuses to do tax enforcement but has turned airports into an endless revenue stream (gutting DHS should absolutely include tossing all this nonsense into the trash)
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
Now even my crossword app is making me feel old
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Now even my crossword app is making me feel old
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Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
The co-founder of Latinas for Trump is now condemning Trump’s ICE raids:
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
So jealous of how much she gets to nap
January 27, 2026 at 11:24 PM
So jealous of how much she gets to nap
Brett would like everyone to know that her body is literally the perfect shape for pets
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Brett would like everyone to know that her body is literally the perfect shape for pets
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These guys are like shih tzus posting about their glorious wolf ancestors
The VCs bros have convinced themselves they are on some moral crusade. They will be behind the scenes trying to cling to power in the midterms and beyond.
Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
These guys are like shih tzus posting about their glorious wolf ancestors
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we all mocked the magical dick sucking machine but stafford is moving like it’s 2011 out there. it fixed him
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 AM
we all mocked the magical dick sucking machine but stafford is moving like it’s 2011 out there. it fixed him
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tom brady just said bc the players are showing emotion nfl players will never be replaced with robots. want that on the record. nfl players will not be turned into robots. dancing on Cleatus the Fox robot's grave
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
tom brady just said bc the players are showing emotion nfl players will never be replaced with robots. want that on the record. nfl players will not be turned into robots. dancing on Cleatus the Fox robot's grave
Every championship game should be a divisional rematch
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Every championship game should be a divisional rematch
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AFC teams: My smol bean MVP QB needs more weapons :(
NFC teams: Another 500 passing yards for Sam Darnold
NFC teams: Another 500 passing yards for Sam Darnold
January 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
AFC teams: My smol bean MVP QB needs more weapons :(
NFC teams: Another 500 passing yards for Sam Darnold
NFC teams: Another 500 passing yards for Sam Darnold
This man was in undergrad at the same time as me and he can still do that????
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This man was in undergrad at the same time as me and he can still do that????
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The senseless murder of Alex Pretti is finally showing everyday folks that the Trump regime is beyond any redemption. And in an anti-religious age, it's sparked a quest for a new American morality
It's beyond politics now. This is about good vs. evil
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/minn...
It's beyond politics now. This is about good vs. evil
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/minn...
Alex Pretti’s ICE murder is beyond politics. This is about good vs. evil | Will Bunch
Trump's inhumane immigration raids and two ICE murders has triggered an American yearning for a return to morality.
www.inquirer.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The senseless murder of Alex Pretti is finally showing everyday folks that the Trump regime is beyond any redemption. And in an anti-religious age, it's sparked a quest for a new American morality
It's beyond politics now. This is about good vs. evil
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/minn...
It's beyond politics now. This is about good vs. evil
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/minn...
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
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Finally, a super bowl that Leonardo DiCaprio will care about.
Drake Maye is the second youngest QB to start a Super Bowl at 23 years of age. Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is 24
January 25, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Finally, a super bowl that Leonardo DiCaprio will care about.
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Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
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Angel on left shoulder: flea flicker in the snow not the best idea
Devil on the right shoulder: fuck if we ball
Devil on the right shoulder: fuck if we ball
January 25, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Angel on left shoulder: flea flicker in the snow not the best idea
Devil on the right shoulder: fuck if we ball
Devil on the right shoulder: fuck if we ball