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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
This is absolute nonsense, and (from what I have observed) not how Toronto fans think. I understand that emotions were probably running high, but seriously. LA won. Toronto did not. There is no "better team" here. Both teams played phenomenally. This just makes Toronto fans look petty.
My news feed mainly has news aggregators. None of the mainstream outlets can be trusted (but also stay away from hard right/left sources, they're just as bad).

This article is US-centric, but it's just as bad here in Canada.

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Lao Gan Ma 4EVA
Much more ok with this guy becoming a billionaire than other billionaires, he made a real thing, the other billionaire I’m fine with is the lady on Lao Gan Ma who was a widow who just started making this stuff for college kids. Zuck made a website, get a real job Zuck!
I'm at a point where if I *EVER* think I have something to complain about, I remind myself about the shitshow that's happening south of the border.

Things don't seem so bad by comparison.
This will attract anacondas.
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On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
I feel for Toronto bartenders tonight. "There's nothing available..."

"Can we like just stand som-'

"THERES NOTHING AVAILABLE I'M SORRY!"

"What if we like-..."
a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .
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Toronto by a million
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. shows up to Game 7 in a Marie-Phillip Poulin jersey, the captain of the Canada women’s national ice hockey team
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JFC the surge pricing last night (and tonight). Fuck that whole system for existing.
I love this thing. I try to take a snap whenever I pass by but I'm always in transit.
Also also, it would be really nice to have $1M. BUT, the "average" house they expect the general public to be able to afford [here] costs $1M. Which leads me to suggest that $1M is NOT "rich people" money. Richer than most, fuck yes. But anyways *gestures at graphic in the quote*
Meme to share with every person mad at Billie Eilish for calling out billionaires despite being a millionaire herself
I had clothes in my closet from when I moved downtown which I haven't worn like... since.

Anyways, one more to do. I don't buy clothes that often, and I just don't like having lots of... stuff. My place is tiny as it is.
Did a clothing drop off at Scott's that has been on my procrastination list for eons. It was ... weird this time? I was like "Do you want me to tell you what's what or anything...?" "No, that's fine." I wasn't even allowed inside, they just took the suitcase (which I was giving away anyways)...?
No burnt chicken sausages in there? :D
I really miss Julie's Cuban, which used to be just down the street.
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Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
The YouTube algo is gonna be messed up next week when not a single video I watch is about baseball.
Yup, this is a totally normal thing for a dedicated 'Christian' husband to say about his wife.

"Hey I want her to become a weird Christian like me, but if not, well, whatevs I guess!"
Vance: Do I hope eventually that she is somehow moved in by church. Yeah, I honestly, I do wish that because I believe in the Christian gospel. I hope eventually my wife comes to see it the same way. If she does not, then god says everybody has free will and so that does not cause a problem for me