Charlie Connell
cconnell8.bsky.social
Charlie Connell
@cconnell8.bsky.social
Writer, editor, semi-professional curmudgeon, Tottenham supporter, Malört apologist. He/him
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Yup, that’s me. Sitting on the side of a road in New Jersey, smoking weed and single-handedly keeping print media alive. @bencollins.bsky.social
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The Hold Steady starting their shows this weekend at 8:30 with no opener is a sign of a quickly aging fan base. Gonna have to rename it Larger Nights Where You Have Three Beers But Are In Bed At A Normal Time.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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RESULT: James Solomon will be the next mayor of Jersey City.

Solomon, running on a more progressive lane with WFP support, has easily defeated the establishment candidate Jim McGreevey, the former governor who resigned in scandal two decades ago.
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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1/2 Tomorrow is the last day of my senior seminar "Digital Life & the Search for Meaning." We've invested a lot of time thinking/reading about humanity in an AI world. I always send them off with a closing note from an author; this semester is from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's book "We Had It Coming."
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Every damn match:
a woman is screaming at a man in a suit while he looks on .
ALT: a woman is screaming at a man in a suit while he looks on .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
CUTI!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Every match my patience for Betancur's idiocy is somehow strained even further
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I put more thought into my excuse for missing a 7:30am Chem 101 lab than Secretary War Fighter put into justifying the extrajudicial murder he ordered
Hegseth: "I watched that first strike live. As you can image at the Dept of War, we've got a lot of things to do. So I didn't stick around for the hour to 2 hours, whatever, where all the sensitive sight exploitation digitally occurs. I moved on to my next meeting. A couple hours later I learned..."
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This runoff election is TOMORROW!!!!!

Jersey City!!! Make sure to VOTE, it isn't over yet! 🗳️

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thelibertypear.com/2025/11/15/e...
Endorsement: James Solomon (Jersey City)
Endorsement #7 — backing James Solomon.
thelibertypear.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m in Vegas and shocked that I was just told “we don’t have the streaming services” at a Sportsbook when asking about the Bournemouth/Sunderland match.

A place that has a direct feed to a dog track in Arkansas doesn’t have Peacock
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This year I’m thankful for Shaggy singing about getting caught banging on the bathroom floor while standing on a golden Turkey wearing a bowler hat with a little Turkey with a bowler hat underneath it
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Man, I hate conceding in the last five minutes of a half. Just really sours a pretty good performance so far
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A four-hour epic on Sherman's March To The Sea
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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being married is like being an anthropologist of one person in particular, and the field work only ends when one of you dies
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Welcome to the strange
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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it's that time of year again
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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They call him Aubrey Huff because my man is on a diet of nothing but turpentine and paint stripper
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Bought and sold
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM