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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 13h

"Tron on, live long" as they say

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 22h

rip in piss bozo

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack as two men arrested

Watkins, 48, was serving a 29-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.

www.bbc.com

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 1d

Tim Heidecker is so good at this.

WHAT an incredible experience getting to perform at the Riyadh comedy festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty’s generosity. I’ll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 1d

Why do I keep reading this to the tune of "It's Not Unusual"

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 5d

no no no, I just feel bad if I ever said anything to make YOU feel like you had to apologize for party rockin

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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 6d

MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 9d

Telling my therapist the hexagon lady told me it's fine

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✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 9d

you don't need therapy you need maybe 2-3 relevant memes a day from a blasphemous horny Instagram page that fit your niche interests to let you know you're not alone

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 10d

wow there's a bunch of papers really doing a "That Funke is some kind of something. Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Funke is. " with that picture of lady they're calling Tilly Norwood

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 9d

It'll pass, just look after yourself in the meantime. Starve it out and send that wolf back into the jungle (or wherever wolves are stored).

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Genghis Naarm 🔻🫰 @unsavourycharacter.bsky.social · 9d

I am going to develop an AI Manson family to murder that AI actress

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 17d

I make a pretty amazing home-made vindaloo that tastes exactly like this

Weed Frankencakes 🎃 @fathersfjs.bsky.social · 17d

a person is climbing up a rocky cliff

Alt: a person is falling off a rocky cliff

media.tenor.com

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 9d

Ran out of curry leftovers...

Weed Frankencakes 🎃 @fathersfjs.bsky.social · 17d

a man with a tattoo on his arm is sitting on a railing in front of a building with a sign that says second base

Alt: a man with a tattoo on his arm is sitting on a railing in front of a building with a sign

media.tenor.com

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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 10d

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 9d

My stepmum is friends with Nollsy's family from high school days. He's the connective thread of all Australians.

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 9d

The C in Charli XCX stands for Centucky

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 9d

Who?

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 9d

Dust is just the 90s

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i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton @ladycelery.bsky.social · 9d

WHO CAN IT BE NOW?

child playing toy saxophone thing; he is leaned back really far

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 10d

If we can reframe Shannon Noll's "What About Me" as being about getting on the bags, then I vote that.

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 11d

Al Leong

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Chiklis Jones @chiklis.bsky.social · 11d

Avianos, Overbold and Party House are top tier

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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 13d

“I have seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence,” Herzog said. “Story and acting and everything, they look completely dead. There are stories, but they have no soul. They are empty and soulless.”

Get their ass, Werner.

Werner Herzog gazed upon the "empty and soulless" abyss of AI-generated movies

www.avclub.com

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · May 30

shazam, but for scary noises I hear at night

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