Chris Haunted Houston
@chrishouston.bsky.social
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California native plant enthusiast and gardener. Bird lover. Aspiring urban farmer. I like to go paddling in my kayak. Why am I a Padres fan? He/him/his
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chrishouston.bsky.social
Can’t imagine that isn’t part of the plan
chrishouston.bsky.social
My research tells me the padres organization will promote the fuck out of him for a couple of years until AJ Preller trades him for a bag of already rotten beans.
chrishouston.bsky.social
I’d say the general public has likely never even heard of him which is unfortunate.
chrishouston.bsky.social
I’m going to save this in case I ever find time to start painting again. I want this hanging on my wall.
razzball.bsky.social
Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup
Clayton Kershaw
chrishouston.bsky.social
California sends a fist bump your way
chrishouston.bsky.social
I didn’t prune my tree the last two years so I only have a couple dozen pomegranates this year, which is honestly kind of a blessing. Last year was too much!
chrishouston.bsky.social
Tough time for mental health for people who aren’t horrible monsters so I took some pictures of things in my garden that made me happy yesterday. Pomegranate, passionfruit blossom, banana. 🌱 #gardening
A round red fruit A purple and white flower Bunches of small green bananas around a purple flower and green leaves
chrishouston.bsky.social
Brent will buy an old typewriter and record his unfiltered stream of consciousness thoughts on those birds at least 20x an hour
therealbrent.bsky.social
If this whole fascism thing wins, might go off the grid and just spend the rest of my days birdwatching and hanging with animals lol
chrishouston.bsky.social
But hey, take those bailouts while you can guys.
chrishouston.bsky.social
Even when I was growing up we had a lot of fields around us that were fallow because the government paid farmers to not plant crops. It’s such a weird industry that’s been circling the drain for years. The end result of this is just the end of the American farm. And they’re doing it to themselves.
therealbrent.bsky.social
They’ll get a bailout and keep voting for Republicans anyway because they love the racism
acyn.bsky.social
Soybean Farmer: So now I've got a tariff war that's killing my market. I don't have any money from grain we're sending to other countries for USAID. I mean, I've got a compound problem. I don't know how you plan for next year because we don't know where we're at.
chrishouston.bsky.social
Happy birthday and happy birthday gift!
chrishouston.bsky.social
I lived there and I would get to work at 7:30 just as the sun was starting to come up, go into a windowless building, and come out at 4:30 when the sun was setting. So depressing.
chrishouston.bsky.social
Seriously. Send 10x as many there and make them leave.
chrishouston.bsky.social
Wow, that list was even worse than I expected it to be! I think there were only 5 or 6 actual blues musicians on that list. Yikes.
chrishouston.bsky.social
… to do some career rehabilitation and that’s just misleading and disingenuous.
chrishouston.bsky.social
Yeah same here. I do still listen to Joseph Arthur music sometimes. Same with Ryan Adams. Where I draw the line personally is giving them any more of my money for new work.

But I also do acknowledge that they’re bad people.

This article just irked me because it really made some choices…
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Yeah the performance truly was terrible. It was so bad it just made me laugh. My favorite thing was watching the npcs in the background walking at 2 FPS.
chrishouston.bsky.social
Fuck, man. I’m sorry. What a nightmare.
chrishouston.bsky.social
I’m glad you came around. I really liked it. I need to replay it on switch 2.