Schmidt
@chrisschmidt.bsky.social
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Someone left this poor thing out in the cold so we rescued it.
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Someone left this poor thing out in the cold so we rescued it.
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the real winner of the super bowl for me was the incredibly precise job someone did gaffer taping out a logo in this ad
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
the real winner of the super bowl for me was the incredibly precise job someone did gaffer taping out a logo in this ad
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
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there are logos. and then there are logos
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
there are logos. and then there are logos
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Who doesn’t love a dungeon crawler?! 💎
Help us reach our stretch goal & bring a fun retro-style crawler to Ollie's Arcade! There's only a week left on our Kickstarter!
Every pledge & repost counts. Help us finish strong and level-up the fun in Ollie’s Arcade. 🕹️
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ico...
Help us reach our stretch goal & bring a fun retro-style crawler to Ollie's Arcade! There's only a week left on our Kickstarter!
Every pledge & repost counts. Help us finish strong and level-up the fun in Ollie’s Arcade. 🕹️
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ico...
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Who doesn’t love a dungeon crawler?! 💎
Help us reach our stretch goal & bring a fun retro-style crawler to Ollie's Arcade! There's only a week left on our Kickstarter!
Every pledge & repost counts. Help us finish strong and level-up the fun in Ollie’s Arcade. 🕹️
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ico...
Help us reach our stretch goal & bring a fun retro-style crawler to Ollie's Arcade! There's only a week left on our Kickstarter!
Every pledge & repost counts. Help us finish strong and level-up the fun in Ollie’s Arcade. 🕹️
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ico...
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The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
This and Axe creating some kind of horseshoe theory of deodorant/body wash.
Old Spice x The Super Mario Galaxy Movie products available on Amazon buff.ly/5Ipx80Q #ad
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
This and Axe creating some kind of horseshoe theory of deodorant/body wash.
@julianneschmidt.bsky.social this is the owner of the ice cream shop I made us go across Boston for and I just thought this would further establish we made the right call.
Embarrassing for the NFL on CBS to be sponsored by Pepsi, the lesser cola.
January 25, 2026 at 10:50 PM
@julianneschmidt.bsky.social this is the owner of the ice cream shop I made us go across Boston for and I just thought this would further establish we made the right call.
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ban @altnps.bsky.social (and for the several hundred of you still following it... why)
AltNPS posted about Alex Pretti's murder 25 times since this morning. During that time, they spread misinformation about the shooting, lied about knowing the shooter's name, and generally flooded the zone with shit.
They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 PM
ban @altnps.bsky.social (and for the several hundred of you still following it... why)
Brown bear brown bear, what do you see?
I see a red bird looking at me.
Red bird red bird, what do you see?
I think the brown bear covered this, didn’t he?
I see a red bird looking at me.
Red bird red bird, what do you see?
I think the brown bear covered this, didn’t he?
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Brown bear brown bear, what do you see?
I see a red bird looking at me.
Red bird red bird, what do you see?
I think the brown bear covered this, didn’t he?
I see a red bird looking at me.
Red bird red bird, what do you see?
I think the brown bear covered this, didn’t he?
Turning on every light in the house to build up luminance so if we lose power we’ll have a while before it all dissipates.
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Turning on every light in the house to build up luminance so if we lose power we’ll have a while before it all dissipates.
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was the grink there
French prosecutors say Russia-linked tanker 'Grinch' under investigation after interception in western Mediterranean.
Russian ‘shadow fleet' tanker diverted to French port by naval forces
French prosecutors say Russia-linked tanker 'Grinch' under investigation after interception in western Mediterranean.
www.aljazeera.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
was the grink there
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It's kind of wild just how good and consistent Playground Games has been over the years. Love these guys. Horizon 6 looks great, as expected, and Fable looks amazing as well (and I did not like the original games all that much, so that's saying something).
January 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
It's kind of wild just how good and consistent Playground Games has been over the years. Love these guys. Horizon 6 looks great, as expected, and Fable looks amazing as well (and I did not like the original games all that much, so that's saying something).
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very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
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January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Kennedy screwed up a bunch of stuff. But also under Filoni we’ll probably never see anything as mature as Andor. I don’t think Lucasfilm will be meaningfully better or worse, it’ll just be a different kind of mixed bag.
Star Wars Shake-Up: Kathleen Kennedy Steps Down as George Lucas Protégé Dave Filoni, Exec Lynwen Brennan Take Over Lucasfilm www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Kennedy screwed up a bunch of stuff. But also under Filoni we’ll probably never see anything as mature as Andor. I don’t think Lucasfilm will be meaningfully better or worse, it’ll just be a different kind of mixed bag.
Kinda thought Verizon would have gotten their act together by now but what do I know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Kinda thought Verizon would have gotten their act together by now but what do I know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Born and raised a Hoosier, he never cared about college football until he attended the University of Miami.
Now, one man faces a choice he never thought he’d have to make
Now, one man faces a choice he never thought he’d have to make
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Born and raised a Hoosier, he never cared about college football until he attended the University of Miami.
Now, one man faces a choice he never thought he’d have to make
Now, one man faces a choice he never thought he’d have to make
Max Factory Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty figma Solid Snake (Updated Version) is in stock at HLJ (¥9,800) - bit.ly/3VIXcKn
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
You know you’re in for some C-tier sci-fi when Kirk Acevedo shows up.
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
You know you’re in for some C-tier sci-fi when Kirk Acevedo shows up.