emerson
@chxckens.bsky.social
30yo ▫ they/them ▫ LFS mutant
i like podcasts, video games, and chickens
i like podcasts, video games, and chickens
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"imagine if men could 3d-print stuff using their dicks!" was an amazing idea i had in a dream last night. Now that I'm awake, I don't think I want to imagine it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"imagine if men could 3d-print stuff using their dicks!" was an amazing idea i had in a dream last night. Now that I'm awake, I don't think I want to imagine it.
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People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
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Anyone here with political aspirations, please take note. We live in an era, policy-wise where there is such a dearth of humanity that if you simply allow basic fundamental baby-brained levels of human decency to guide your policy it’s like 99% certain you’ll be goddamn Superman to the average voter
NEW: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani said Thursday he will not continue sweeps of homeless encampments — which city data shows have not yielded any permanent or supportive-housing referrals in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
Mamdani Vows to Sweep Out Crackdowns on Homeless Camps
City numbers show that sweeps started under Mayor Eric Adams have not delivered on referrals for housing in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Anyone here with political aspirations, please take note. We live in an era, policy-wise where there is such a dearth of humanity that if you simply allow basic fundamental baby-brained levels of human decency to guide your policy it’s like 99% certain you’ll be goddamn Superman to the average voter
i typically read fanfic before bed to decompress but on nights i am too tired to do so i just pull up my tumblr and scroll through my bucky barnes tag to look at pictures of him. it soothes the soul.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i typically read fanfic before bed to decompress but on nights i am too tired to do so i just pull up my tumblr and scroll through my bucky barnes tag to look at pictures of him. it soothes the soul.
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the podcast wrapped!
aside from the obligatory mcelroy products, we also have @argonautspod.bsky.social and @nerdmysteries.bsky.social here
aside from the obligatory mcelroy products, we also have @argonautspod.bsky.social and @nerdmysteries.bsky.social here
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the podcast wrapped!
aside from the obligatory mcelroy products, we also have @argonautspod.bsky.social and @nerdmysteries.bsky.social here
aside from the obligatory mcelroy products, we also have @argonautspod.bsky.social and @nerdmysteries.bsky.social here
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Last night I dreamed I got an email about my "Moana Wrapped" for the year and I opened it and it just said "you've watched Moana 0 times this year."
December 11, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Last night I dreamed I got an email about my "Moana Wrapped" for the year and I opened it and it just said "you've watched Moana 0 times this year."
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Just barely on time, I managed to finish this d( ´ ▽ ` d )
Agnes Tachyon was this month's poll winner!
As per usual, a timelapse and some silly extras will go up on patreon >;3c please consider supporting if you're into that!!
[ #umamusume #agnestachyon #illustration ]
Agnes Tachyon was this month's poll winner!
As per usual, a timelapse and some silly extras will go up on patreon >;3c please consider supporting if you're into that!!
[ #umamusume #agnestachyon #illustration ]
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just barely on time, I managed to finish this d( ´ ▽ ` d )
Agnes Tachyon was this month's poll winner!
As per usual, a timelapse and some silly extras will go up on patreon >;3c please consider supporting if you're into that!!
[ #umamusume #agnestachyon #illustration ]
Agnes Tachyon was this month's poll winner!
As per usual, a timelapse and some silly extras will go up on patreon >;3c please consider supporting if you're into that!!
[ #umamusume #agnestachyon #illustration ]
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Theoretical probability experiments are so second nature to us visual novel players that we often forget the average person could only probably name Monty Hall Problem, and maybe the Prisoner’s Dilemma.
And the Chinese Room, of course.
And the Chinese Room, of course.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Theoretical probability experiments are so second nature to us visual novel players that we often forget the average person could only probably name Monty Hall Problem, and maybe the Prisoner’s Dilemma.
And the Chinese Room, of course.
And the Chinese Room, of course.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Tree Gelbman from Happy Death Day 🎂 ☠️
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Tree Gelbman from Happy Death Day 🎂 ☠️
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Teach your rabbit TM035 Flamethrower. You can do this right now. It's free and easy. There are no downsides to teaching your rabbit how to perform Flamethrower.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Teach your rabbit TM035 Flamethrower. You can do this right now. It's free and easy. There are no downsides to teaching your rabbit how to perform Flamethrower.
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Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Typing “I have a soul” in Word and printing it out and getting scared
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after months of work…my umamusume OCs of the Kentucky Derby Girls of ‘05!
#puddiart #umaOCs #UmaClassof05
#puddiart #umaOCs #UmaClassof05
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
after months of work…my umamusume OCs of the Kentucky Derby Girls of ‘05!
#puddiart #umaOCs #UmaClassof05
#puddiart #umaOCs #UmaClassof05
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
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November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Anyway time to post this again.
AI is a tool of fascism.
AI is a tool of fascism.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Anyway time to post this again.
AI is a tool of fascism.
AI is a tool of fascism.
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This is the future leftists want
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is the future leftists want
furfrou can have a little a coffee as a treat
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
furfrou can have a little a coffee as a treat
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(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
(character in a netflix show) well here we are, at the abandoned mall. if that mysterious phone call we got earlier was right, we'll find the key that opens that safe we found out contains a map we need, in order to locate a device which, you'll recall, could be the cause of recent events, such as t