Clara Thomas
@clarathomas.co
Formerly @WeakJoke on Twitter. Advocate for boring gays. Chicagoland sketch/improv comedy writer/performer. Striving for a greater degree of jocularity. 🏳️⚧️, she/her. Animal.
Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how's the DOW?
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how's the DOW?
Itty Bitty Gritty Committee
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Itty Bitty Gritty Committee
Don't be rude. I hope McConnell never has to go to the hospital again.
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Don't be rude. I hope McConnell never has to go to the hospital again.
She was a hero of mine as long as I can remember. It hurts.
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
She was a hero of mine as long as I can remember. It hurts.
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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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I asked Grok to watch the videos for me. It told me they're about lebensraum and then showed me a vore fetish video of Wednesday Addams being erotically devoured by the Slimer
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I asked Grok to watch the videos for me. It told me they're about lebensraum and then showed me a vore fetish video of Wednesday Addams being erotically devoured by the Slimer
Anyway, ICE is a failed experiment. Reform isn't possible.
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Anyway, ICE is a failed experiment. Reform isn't possible.
The transphobes will be furious when I'm cast to play Ginger in a Gilligan's Island reboot.
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The transphobes will be furious when I'm cast to play Ginger in a Gilligan's Island reboot.
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I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰
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This comment from the Auschwitz Maemorial FB page is VERY important to read today in America.
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
This comment from the Auschwitz Maemorial FB page is VERY important to read today in America.
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As mayor of San Francisco he was dating a teenager (and this is after he got divorced).
Gavin is a fuccboi, not a sleazebag, important distinction.
it feels like a minor miracle that Newsom didn't show up in this somehow
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
As mayor of San Francisco he was dating a teenager (and this is after he got divorced).
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So then I says to Mabel, I says-
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So then I says to Mabel, I says-
VA emails have gone full Trump propaganda
October 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
VA emails have gone full Trump propaganda
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I've said it before and I'll say it again:
If something were to happen to me, it'll never be "too soon" to politicize. Politicize it loudly and immediately.
If something were to happen to me, it'll never be "too soon" to politicize. Politicize it loudly and immediately.
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
If something were to happen to me, it'll never be "too soon" to politicize. Politicize it loudly and immediately.
If something were to happen to me, it'll never be "too soon" to politicize. Politicize it loudly and immediately.
Prepositions hit different
September 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Prepositions hit different
Despite the hormones coursing through my veins, the Emmys memorial didn't get me
But Stephen has me straight up sobbing
But Stephen has me straight up sobbing
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Despite the hormones coursing through my veins, the Emmys memorial didn't get me
But Stephen has me straight up sobbing
But Stephen has me straight up sobbing
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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To be clear, this is also political violence.
BREAKING: At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says
At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says
At least two students were shot Wednesday at Evergreen High School, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office said. This is a developing story that will be updated.
coloradosun.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
To be clear, this is also political violence.
We need gun control. All of us.
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We need gun control. All of us.
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
September 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11