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I’m a simple girl, I don’t ask for much, just a little coffee, rain, dogs, a secret garden 10 min from Edinburgh surrounded by a stone wall covered in ivy, a gothic Victorian home w/towers, a spiral staircase, stained glass, an apothecary+ haunted library w/a secret passage leading to my sorcery den
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one of the most upsetting things about all the epstein files (along with all the men not rich enough to be in the epstein files who fixate on teens) is how many of them are parents
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
one of the most upsetting things about all the epstein files (along with all the men not rich enough to be in the epstein files who fixate on teens) is how many of them are parents
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Not to brag but I just bought a trophy at a garage sale so I'm now the 1978 Lincoln Elementary 5th Grade Spelling Bee Champion
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Not to brag but I just bought a trophy at a garage sale so I'm now the 1978 Lincoln Elementary 5th Grade Spelling Bee Champion
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
Just adding this to the myriad illogical things happening rn but: WHY IS TRUMP SELLING DISCOUNT PHARMACEUTICALS??!
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Just adding this to the myriad illogical things happening rn but: WHY IS TRUMP SELLING DISCOUNT PHARMACEUTICALS??!
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Not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful living in 1930s Germany.
January 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful living in 1930s Germany.
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Bezos can’t afford to keep half the journalists at the Washington Post but he can afford to drop 70 million on a shitty Melania B-movie no one will see. Got it.
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Bezos can’t afford to keep half the journalists at the Washington Post but he can afford to drop 70 million on a shitty Melania B-movie no one will see. Got it.
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Who has time to redact the names of survivors when you have to redact Trump’s name 15,726,849 times?
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Who has time to redact the names of survivors when you have to redact Trump’s name 15,726,849 times?
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For my counseling class I had to watch a documentary on psychopaths. It said 1 in 100 Americans are psychopaths. ICE think we all know what they’re up to these days.
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
For my counseling class I had to watch a documentary on psychopaths. It said 1 in 100 Americans are psychopaths. ICE think we all know what they’re up to these days.
Who has time to redact the names of survivors when you have to redact Trump’s name 15,726,849 times?
February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Who has time to redact the names of survivors when you have to redact Trump’s name 15,726,849 times?
For my counseling class I had to watch a documentary on psychopaths. It said 1 in 100 Americans are psychopaths. ICE think we all know what they’re up to these days.
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
For my counseling class I had to watch a documentary on psychopaths. It said 1 in 100 Americans are psychopaths. ICE think we all know what they’re up to these days.
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This is who runs this account.
Bezos can’t afford to keep half the journalists at the Washington Post but he can afford to drop 70 million on a shitty Melania B-movie no one will see. Got it.
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Bezos can’t afford to keep half the journalists at the Washington Post but he can afford to drop 70 million on a shitty Melania B-movie no one will see. Got it.
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Mr Smith needs to return to Washington.
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Mr Smith needs to return to Washington.
Not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful living in 1930s Germany.
January 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful living in 1930s Germany.
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hey buddy how’s your the holidays going? is it going jolly? is everything going very jolly for your big ass
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
hey buddy how’s your the holidays going? is it going jolly? is everything going very jolly for your big ass
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When in AD 2025 someone on social media responds to being corrected like a normal, decent adult who accepts they were wrong and makes no big deal of it:
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
When in AD 2025 someone on social media responds to being corrected like a normal, decent adult who accepts they were wrong and makes no big deal of it:
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Every day I just barely resist the urge to pick up my cat and pretend to play her like a set of bagpipes. She will never understand these sacrifices I make for her.
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Every day I just barely resist the urge to pick up my cat and pretend to play her like a set of bagpipes. She will never understand these sacrifices I make for her.
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terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me
some proverbs for the holidays: Trump wasn’t shot, he did have Epstein terminated, he pushed his ex-wife down the stairs before her testimony, the MRI was for his rotting brain, and he’s all over those redacted pages
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
some proverbs for the holidays: Trump wasn’t shot, he did have Epstein terminated, he pushed his ex-wife down the stairs before her testimony, the MRI was for his rotting brain, and he’s all over those redacted pages