Reposted by Cloudypianos
Probably the best thing I ever posted on that other site, wish I could permanently transplant it to my timeline here.
November 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Probably the best thing I ever posted on that other site, wish I could permanently transplant it to my timeline here.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
i’m not criticizing you. i just think you look awful. -my mother
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i’m not criticizing you. i just think you look awful. -my mother
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good
I for one am going to fucking miss pennies.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I for one am going to fucking miss pennies.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Another disgusting day in a disgusting country led by perverts. Embarrassing
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Another disgusting day in a disgusting country led by perverts. Embarrassing
Reposted by Cloudypianos
MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
Reposted by Cloudypianos
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
society being increasingly robotic and one-dimensional is not great for my neurospicy nerves tbqh
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
society being increasingly robotic and one-dimensional is not great for my neurospicy nerves tbqh
Reposted by Cloudypianos
shit posting for freedom
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
shit posting for freedom
I just need to find a kind, compassionate guy who hates people as much as I do.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I just need to find a kind, compassionate guy who hates people as much as I do.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
mr president, is something wrong? you haven’t posted any AI slop memes or all caps rants on truth social today.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
mr president, is something wrong? you haven’t posted any AI slop memes or all caps rants on truth social today.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
I miss when we all thought he had kicked the bucket.
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I miss when we all thought he had kicked the bucket.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Cats aren't afraid of the void
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Cats aren't afraid of the void
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
Aurora Borealis or the end times, who can say
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Aurora Borealis or the end times, who can say
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
my narcissistic mom just said she prays for me every night and now I know where the curse is coming from
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
my narcissistic mom just said she prays for me every night and now I know where the curse is coming from
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Trying to restring my violin by myself.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Trying to restring my violin by myself.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me.
Reposted by Cloudypianos
Laura Loomer (to her plastic surgeon): just fuck it up
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Laura Loomer (to her plastic surgeon): just fuck it up