Coan
@coan.bsky.social
Professional Everyman, doing whatever I'm paid to do (currently LFW). Ideally Community Management. Canadian dual-citizen in MD, cat dad, geek, etc.
Seeing devs announcing their games and trying to get people to download their demo and...
not linking their store page.
Links aren't punished here, make shit as easy as you can for folks.
not linking their store page.
Links aren't punished here, make shit as easy as you can for folks.
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Seeing devs announcing their games and trying to get people to download their demo and...
not linking their store page.
Links aren't punished here, make shit as easy as you can for folks.
not linking their store page.
Links aren't punished here, make shit as easy as you can for folks.
There is rarely a case where I enjoy shredded coconut in something.
It's just one of the worst textures in candy.
F, just like it's tier.
It's just one of the worst textures in candy.
F, just like it's tier.
February 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
There is rarely a case where I enjoy shredded coconut in something.
It's just one of the worst textures in candy.
F, just like it's tier.
It's just one of the worst textures in candy.
F, just like it's tier.
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If I ever say a kind word about this shit, let it be known that at least my mortgage is paid off.
You know, every man has their price and all that.
You know, every man has their price and all that.
AI is so inherently popular that companies are paying influencers up to $600,000 to tell people how awesome it is:
aftermath.site/ai-influencer-...
aftermath.site/ai-influencer-...
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
If I ever say a kind word about this shit, let it be known that at least my mortgage is paid off.
You know, every man has their price and all that.
You know, every man has their price and all that.
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New KFC game looking legit
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
New KFC game looking legit
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Ominous bird valentines.
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ominous bird valentines.
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God I love it when this happens.
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
God I love it when this happens.
Am I too late for posting a banger not in English?
One suddenly came to mind for...reasons.
One suddenly came to mind for...reasons.
NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]
YouTube video by NENA
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Am I too late for posting a banger not in English?
One suddenly came to mind for...reasons.
One suddenly came to mind for...reasons.
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We're only 4 days away, and only about $550 away from funding. Please help me get this out to the world. Books are available to be delivered worldwide!
Courts of Rememory: A Supplement to Song of the River Prince
A book about the Fey and their Kind throughout the Riverlands
www.kickstarter.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
We're only 4 days away, and only about $550 away from funding. Please help me get this out to the world. Books are available to be delivered worldwide!
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This is it. This is the good one.
Age verification? You know exactly how old I am; I post on bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 AM
This is it. This is the good one.
Age Verification? One of my first consoles was just a pong machine.
Not a 2600 with pong, just pong.
(Though we did also have a 2600.)
Not a 2600 with pong, just pong.
(Though we did also have a 2600.)
Age verification? When we saw Star Wars we had to drive to a theater 30 minutes away because it didn't open in the theaters near us until a week later.
Age verification? i saw Star Wars before it was A New Hope
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Age Verification? One of my first consoles was just a pong machine.
Not a 2600 with pong, just pong.
(Though we did also have a 2600.)
Not a 2600 with pong, just pong.
(Though we did also have a 2600.)
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”
Looking through todays pictures and seeing one bird and going "what the fuck are you?"
Also some great shots of herons on ice, and ducks.
and one rulebreaking but still good boi that I'll probably post just to group chats, sorry everyone else.
Also some great shots of herons on ice, and ducks.
and one rulebreaking but still good boi that I'll probably post just to group chats, sorry everyone else.
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Looking through todays pictures and seeing one bird and going "what the fuck are you?"
Also some great shots of herons on ice, and ducks.
and one rulebreaking but still good boi that I'll probably post just to group chats, sorry everyone else.
Also some great shots of herons on ice, and ducks.
and one rulebreaking but still good boi that I'll probably post just to group chats, sorry everyone else.
5 out of the 6 FF8 figures I have up on ebay are selling and now I just feel slightly bad for Odin.
but also not, because he's fucking huge in a way that pictures don't do justice and that'll make shipping him a pain.
but also not, because he's fucking huge in a way that pictures don't do justice and that'll make shipping him a pain.
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
5 out of the 6 FF8 figures I have up on ebay are selling and now I just feel slightly bad for Odin.
but also not, because he's fucking huge in a way that pictures don't do justice and that'll make shipping him a pain.
but also not, because he's fucking huge in a way that pictures don't do justice and that'll make shipping him a pain.
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People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
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a nice thing about when the internet was a bunch of little sites and servers was that it was a lot harder for governments to pressure "the chat provider everyone uses" to implement age verification.
you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy
you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
a nice thing about when the internet was a bunch of little sites and servers was that it was a lot harder for governments to pressure "the chat provider everyone uses" to implement age verification.
you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy
you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
Cannabalism is a bolt addition to the food pyramid, but not a surprising one these days.
February 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Cannabalism is a bolt addition to the food pyramid, but not a surprising one these days.
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
Looking up from my work on one display at the TL on another and just...resisting the urge to comment directly on some of the stupid shit.
a man with a beard is sitting in a car with two women behind him
Alt: a man with a beard is sitting in a car with two women behind him
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Looking up from my work on one display at the TL on another and just...resisting the urge to comment directly on some of the stupid shit.
I'm not so sure about "professional", but I guess it's as good a bucket as any other.
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I'm not so sure about "professional", but I guess it's as good a bucket as any other.