@coletassoft.bsky.social
Have towel, will travel. Preferably on an mtb.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Necesito trabajo urgentemente, me estoy quedando sin ahorros... y me temo que me tocará volver a tienda. Si me aceptan, claro.
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Necesito trabajo urgentemente, me estoy quedando sin ahorros... y me temo que me tocará volver a tienda. Si me aceptan, claro.
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The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole. 🤮🤮
The father of the ICE agent who killed Renee Nicole Good says his son is "a committed, conservative Christian" and "I couldn't be more proud of him."
Jonathan Ross’ father speaks out over fatal shooting
Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year-old U.S. citizen, was shot by Ross in Minneapolis on Wednesday during a traffic stop.
www.newsweek.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole. 🤮🤮
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#PPOD: This is a montage of New Horizons images of Jupiter and its volcanic moon Io, taken during the spacecraft’s Jupiter flyby in early 2007. The Jupiter image is an infrared color composite taken by the spacecraft’s near-infrared imaging spectrometer on Feb. 28, 2007. 🧪 🔭
Credit: NASA/JHUAPL
Credit: NASA/JHUAPL
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
#PPOD: This is a montage of New Horizons images of Jupiter and its volcanic moon Io, taken during the spacecraft’s Jupiter flyby in early 2007. The Jupiter image is an infrared color composite taken by the spacecraft’s near-infrared imaging spectrometer on Feb. 28, 2007. 🧪 🔭
Credit: NASA/JHUAPL
Credit: NASA/JHUAPL
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Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
KINGOOOOOOOOOOO
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
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An absolutely extraordinary look at how to improve rendering of ASCII art, first in static images, then in motion. As he gets into contrast enhancement for complex grayscale animations, the vector lookup works starts to be parallel to work happening with language models. Just an excellent narration.
January 19, 2026 at 4:49 PM
An absolutely extraordinary look at how to improve rendering of ASCII art, first in static images, then in motion. As he gets into contrast enhancement for complex grayscale animations, the vector lookup works starts to be parallel to work happening with language models. Just an excellent narration.
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![ceej (@ceejoyner): "Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."
[11 AM • 29 May 13 • Twitter for BlackBerry]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiahgpyt2vtbuuamvikuw5sckhpz2pag2d5cjxnkxiyshqmyev67je@jpeg)
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Bonito día de vacaciones recibiendo un burofax indicando que nos echan del piso. Tenemos hasta el 1 de Junio.
Si alguien sabe de un piso por Valencia para dos, se agradecería que me lo dijera. 🥹
Si alguien sabe de un piso por Valencia para dos, se agradecería que me lo dijera. 🥹
a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
ALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Bonito día de vacaciones recibiendo un burofax indicando que nos echan del piso. Tenemos hasta el 1 de Junio.
Si alguien sabe de un piso por Valencia para dos, se agradecería que me lo dijera. 🥹
Si alguien sabe de un piso por Valencia para dos, se agradecería que me lo dijera. 🥹
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Yo insisto
Ojalá le reclamaran a sus explotadores corporativos con un décimo de la indignación y la furia con la que le reclaman a un autor de historias de dragones y princesas.
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Yo insisto
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Silogismo: A: Si Feijoo hubiera sido presidente, el accidente no hubiera pasado. B: Feijoo no es presidente porque él no quiso. Conclusión: el responsable del accidente es Feijoo.
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Silogismo: A: Si Feijoo hubiera sido presidente, el accidente no hubiera pasado. B: Feijoo no es presidente porque él no quiso. Conclusión: el responsable del accidente es Feijoo.
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Lo peor del paripé trampantojista de Feijóo es que pretenda transmitir la impresión de que deliberan acerca de cosas sobre las que tienen competencias, cuando únicamente es el PUTO PRESIDENTE DEL PARTIDO EN LA OPOSICIÓN.
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Lo peor del paripé trampantojista de Feijóo es que pretenda transmitir la impresión de que deliberan acerca de cosas sobre las que tienen competencias, cuando únicamente es el PUTO PRESIDENTE DEL PARTIDO EN LA OPOSICIÓN.
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"De hecho, he dejado a ciudades enteras sin agua potable para producir mi Coca... Quiero decir... Limonada"
January 18, 2026 at 6:56 PM
"De hecho, he dejado a ciudades enteras sin agua potable para producir mi Coca... Quiero decir... Limonada"
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imo a part of Zohran Mamdani's appeal is he interacts with regular people spontaneously and enthusiastically in an era where most nationally prominent politicians respond to a Normal Person like a vampire seeing a cross
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
imo a part of Zohran Mamdani's appeal is he interacts with regular people spontaneously and enthusiastically in an era where most nationally prominent politicians respond to a Normal Person like a vampire seeing a cross
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“verbal assaults,” heh you fucking babies.
any of you goons been shot four times in the face while unarmed, then VERBALLY ASSAULTED with “fucking bitch” as you die with your horrified wife next to you because your murderers also denied you medical care?
anything like that? speak up!
any of you goons been shot four times in the face while unarmed, then VERBALLY ASSAULTED with “fucking bitch” as you die with your horrified wife next to you because your murderers also denied you medical care?
anything like that? speak up!
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“verbal assaults,” heh you fucking babies.
any of you goons been shot four times in the face while unarmed, then VERBALLY ASSAULTED with “fucking bitch” as you die with your horrified wife next to you because your murderers also denied you medical care?
anything like that? speak up!
any of you goons been shot four times in the face while unarmed, then VERBALLY ASSAULTED with “fucking bitch” as you die with your horrified wife next to you because your murderers also denied you medical care?
anything like that? speak up!
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Remembering how the Homeland Security secretary wrote about how she got mad and killed a puppy for misbehaving and presented her choice to shoot the puppy like it was a proportionate and relatable decision
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Remembering how the Homeland Security secretary wrote about how she got mad and killed a puppy for misbehaving and presented her choice to shoot the puppy like it was a proportionate and relatable decision
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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One tough thing for people who get abducted by ICE is that they have no charges against them, so nobody from the agency is attached to their detainment. They just get held up, roughed up, and robbed of their valuables for no reason until ICE figures that out, and then they get dumped outside.
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
One tough thing for people who get abducted by ICE is that they have no charges against them, so nobody from the agency is attached to their detainment. They just get held up, roughed up, and robbed of their valuables for no reason until ICE figures that out, and then they get dumped outside.
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We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
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it's 100% what they expected. Conservatives think of Minneapolis' white people as scared of our neighbors, especially the immigrants. But that's because *they're* scared, not because we are. They cannot imagine being in a city with such diversity and enjoying it.
To those saying “nuh-uh, ICE picked Minneapolis because they WANTED the city to rise up as one against them” -
no, pretty sure they expected a scattering of blue-haired protesters they could easily crush for content + tacit support from other whites, not the organized total resistance they got.
no, pretty sure they expected a scattering of blue-haired protesters they could easily crush for content + tacit support from other whites, not the organized total resistance they got.
ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
it's 100% what they expected. Conservatives think of Minneapolis' white people as scared of our neighbors, especially the immigrants. But that's because *they're* scared, not because we are. They cannot imagine being in a city with such diversity and enjoying it.
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Vale, pues parece ser que ha ocurrido de verdad. En la web ya no está pero el tuit enlazándolo con la imagen sigue.
No solo la SER ha llevado en portada una supuesta foto del accidente hecha con IA, la ha puesto CON LA MARCA DEL GEMINI EN LA ESQUINA.
No estamos preparados para el mundo que viene.
No solo la SER ha llevado en portada una supuesta foto del accidente hecha con IA, la ha puesto CON LA MARCA DEL GEMINI EN LA ESQUINA.
No estamos preparados para el mundo que viene.
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Vale, pues parece ser que ha ocurrido de verdad. En la web ya no está pero el tuit enlazándolo con la imagen sigue.
No solo la SER ha llevado en portada una supuesta foto del accidente hecha con IA, la ha puesto CON LA MARCA DEL GEMINI EN LA ESQUINA.
No estamos preparados para el mundo que viene.
No solo la SER ha llevado en portada una supuesta foto del accidente hecha con IA, la ha puesto CON LA MARCA DEL GEMINI EN LA ESQUINA.
No estamos preparados para el mundo que viene.
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this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
this Greenland shit is fucking insane. it’s fucking insane. the fact that anyone is humoring him is fucking insane. the biggest problem in the world today is that nobody is taking the president seriously for the fucking psychopath he is. this isn’t all some fucking joke
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