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Asking the front desk person at the pasta factory if I can spend a night in the spaghetti room sleeping on the warm spaghetti they’re NOT selling and they don’t know what “I’M” talking about?
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Asking the front desk person at the pasta factory if I can spend a night in the spaghetti room sleeping on the warm spaghetti they’re NOT selling and they don’t know what “I’M” talking about?
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I totally support this action but I can't help but feel that this would land better as a message if it weren't crossposted to X.
January 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I totally support this action but I can't help but feel that this would land better as a message if it weren't crossposted to X.
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ugh god it's still never gonna shut up about how it's just as easy to use as windows malware
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
ugh god it's still never gonna shut up about how it's just as easy to use as windows malware
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Good summary of today's SCOTUS arguments
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Good summary of today's SCOTUS arguments
nothing youtube bass players love more than some stupid fucking sunglasses
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
nothing youtube bass players love more than some stupid fucking sunglasses
how to say "hello" in a way that communicates you should fall in love with me immediately
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
how to say "hello" in a way that communicates you should fall in love with me immediately
they should invent a way to be the sober version of drunk you
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
they should invent a way to be the sober version of drunk you
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Also, its illegal to discuss gender in some American universities now.
This is the second time in three months a DHS agent called a US citizen a "bitch" as he shot her. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/whos-threa...
January 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Also, its illegal to discuss gender in some American universities now.
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Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
January 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE
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enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
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You know when you’re watching fireworks and you get one of those where the concussive blow is even more impressive than the visual and sound?
I don’t know if it unseats this one, but it’s right up there:
I don’t know if it unseats this one, but it’s right up there:
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
You know when you’re watching fireworks and you get one of those where the concussive blow is even more impressive than the visual and sound?
I don’t know if it unseats this one, but it’s right up there:
I don’t know if it unseats this one, but it’s right up there:
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takes literally 5 minutes. go do it!
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January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
takes literally 5 minutes. go do it!
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it occurs to me that "who's this clown" is one of the most cutting things you can say to someone. but not just for the reason you'd think
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
it occurs to me that "who's this clown" is one of the most cutting things you can say to someone. but not just for the reason you'd think
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The way that people have memory-holed that Abolish the Police was the actual radical demand in 2020 and Defund the Police was incrementalist reformism to help get there is extremely depressing
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The way that people have memory-holed that Abolish the Police was the actual radical demand in 2020 and Defund the Police was incrementalist reformism to help get there is extremely depressing
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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This is heartbreaking, and also upsetting to see it amplified instantaneously when video shows her wife crying and talking about their kid at school. We have no idea what kind of family dynamics are at play and a same-sex partner is vulnerable to being muscled out of the story, so we should use care
January 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
This is heartbreaking, and also upsetting to see it amplified instantaneously when video shows her wife crying and talking about their kid at school. We have no idea what kind of family dynamics are at play and a same-sex partner is vulnerable to being muscled out of the story, so we should use care
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I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
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Bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. They just saw a neighbor get murdered and still out there. Maybe let's see some local officials with the power to arrest show as much backbone as these voters PAYING YOUR FUCKING SALARY
Live updates: Around 200 people marched more than two miles from the scene of the shooting to Minneapolis City Hall, shouting “ICE out now!” after police hurried away from the scene Wednesday afternoon.
The crowd of is continuing to snake its way through downtown.
The crowd of is continuing to snake its way through downtown.
Live: ICE agent shoots, kills woman in Minneapolis
Video of the shooting shows an agent firing at a vehicle as it drives toward him. The governor and Minneapolis mayor called for calm after the incident. ICE said the agent acted defensively.
bit.ly
January 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. They just saw a neighbor get murdered and still out there. Maybe let's see some local officials with the power to arrest show as much backbone as these voters PAYING YOUR FUCKING SALARY
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Yes, for sure. It's not that they *aren't* scared. It's that such a fear is a product of an ideological project. A project that gives cops carte blanche to transmute fear into violence, and which convinces people who should love their neighbors to instead fear them enough to excuse those cops.
tbf, I can believe theyre scared. because if anyone in america is made up of the most chickenshit people on earth, its cops.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Yes, for sure. It's not that they *aren't* scared. It's that such a fear is a product of an ideological project. A project that gives cops carte blanche to transmute fear into violence, and which convinces people who should love their neighbors to instead fear them enough to excuse those cops.
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It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
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I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
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reiterating that sending these people to The Hague is the moderate position. the morally correct position is [REDACTED]
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
reiterating that sending these people to The Hague is the moderate position. the morally correct position is [REDACTED]
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It’s wild to compare my old Berserk box set to the modern Bluray release. It used to take 6 dvds to have the entire series!! Now you can fit episodes 1 - 13 of Berserk on disc 1 and eeppi issooddeess 1 14 - 1215 on disc 2
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
It’s wild to compare my old Berserk box set to the modern Bluray release. It used to take 6 dvds to have the entire series!! Now you can fit episodes 1 - 13 of Berserk on disc 1 and eeppi issooddeess 1 14 - 1215 on disc 2