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They call it Sleep Token because I be token a nap while they’re playing
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They call it Sleep Token because I be token a nap while they’re playing
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the Planet of the Apes apes exchanging handfuls of poop in a civilized and refined manner
June 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the Planet of the Apes apes exchanging handfuls of poop in a civilized and refined manner
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Watching Heat and imagining Al Pacino is KD Lang in every scene
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Watching Heat and imagining Al Pacino is KD Lang in every scene
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ice cube’s monday be like “hello, felicia”
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ice cube’s monday be like “hello, felicia”
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February 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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a modest proposal: what if we simply strip-mined and hollowed out the shareholders
It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
a modest proposal: what if we simply strip-mined and hollowed out the shareholders
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ok im back online to share that i helped to put together a charity album for a few orgs. found here cheekcordcharitycomp.bandcamp.com/album/a-form...
it comes out December 15th, it's cover songs of @cheekface.bsky.social tracks. it's fun. got a lot of good people on it. toss it some cash, yeah?
it comes out December 15th, it's cover songs of @cheekface.bsky.social tracks. it's fun. got a lot of good people on it. toss it some cash, yeah?
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
ok im back online to share that i helped to put together a charity album for a few orgs. found here cheekcordcharitycomp.bandcamp.com/album/a-form...
it comes out December 15th, it's cover songs of @cheekface.bsky.social tracks. it's fun. got a lot of good people on it. toss it some cash, yeah?
it comes out December 15th, it's cover songs of @cheekface.bsky.social tracks. it's fun. got a lot of good people on it. toss it some cash, yeah?
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Wow it really is just like God.
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Wow it really is just like God.
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i knowed i had a fat ass but damn
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i knowed i had a fat ass but damn
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Is anyone in Oakland looking to adopt a kitty :3 there's a baby stray calico (<1 year old) who's been hanging around our house and she's the sweetest little baby 💖
Not microchipped or clipped, ears fairly clean of mites, likes being picked up and fully just followed us into the house last night
Not microchipped or clipped, ears fairly clean of mites, likes being picked up and fully just followed us into the house last night
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Is anyone in Oakland looking to adopt a kitty :3 there's a baby stray calico (<1 year old) who's been hanging around our house and she's the sweetest little baby 💖
Not microchipped or clipped, ears fairly clean of mites, likes being picked up and fully just followed us into the house last night
Not microchipped or clipped, ears fairly clean of mites, likes being picked up and fully just followed us into the house last night
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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How dare they make Claire Danes a lesbian and all she does is cry in her chimney sweep trousers and never kisses a woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
How dare they make Claire Danes a lesbian and all she does is cry in her chimney sweep trousers and never kisses a woman
my "not enron" shirt etc, and so on
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my "not enron" shirt etc, and so on
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
is this good
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alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care