Clarence Patton
@cpattonnyc.bsky.social
Born and raised in Philly, live in Brooklyn...and so, so exhausted.
Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
If "Sometimes it be your own people" was a White woman...
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
If "Sometimes it be your own people" was a White woman...
February 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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If I send you this, it means I smoked meth and stole your catalytic converter and I’m escaping on an exercise bike
February 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
If I send you this, it means I smoked meth and stole your catalytic converter and I’m escaping on an exercise bike
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This guy (@glutelord.bsky.social) is correct about a lot of the discourse around "looksmaxxing" and so much of guys' ideas of what men should look like, and he should keep saying it.
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
This guy (@glutelord.bsky.social) is correct about a lot of the discourse around "looksmaxxing" and so much of guys' ideas of what men should look like, and he should keep saying it.
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Oh great, Worm Brain and someone who looks like a sentient STI are "teaming up" to make us healthy. Thought I'd check out some menu items at Kid Rock's restaurants...well, at least there's a salad or two?
February 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Oh great, Worm Brain and someone who looks like a sentient STI are "teaming up" to make us healthy. Thought I'd check out some menu items at Kid Rock's restaurants...well, at least there's a salad or two?
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I'm worried that the Trump administration is leaning too hard on Kid Rock as their celebrity spokesman.
They should try to work in some other MAGA luminaries like Kevin Sorbo and Rob Schneider, just for a change of pace.
They should try to work in some other MAGA luminaries like Kevin Sorbo and Rob Schneider, just for a change of pace.
February 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I'm worried that the Trump administration is leaning too hard on Kid Rock as their celebrity spokesman.
They should try to work in some other MAGA luminaries like Kevin Sorbo and Rob Schneider, just for a change of pace.
They should try to work in some other MAGA luminaries like Kevin Sorbo and Rob Schneider, just for a change of pace.
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“I’ve never seen somebody send an email like they were wearing a wire”
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February 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“I’ve never seen somebody send an email like they were wearing a wire”
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So "out of the box" that it has been classified as a crime under international law for decades.
Chris Wright on seized Venezuelan oil: "We've sold about $1 billion of oil so far. We've recently signed agreements to sell about another $5 billion in the next several months. So you're talking well north of $10 billion a year ... this is way out of the box, groundbreaking Trump diplomacy."
February 17, 2026 at 4:21 PM
So "out of the box" that it has been classified as a crime under international law for decades.
My petty ass loves this for him...of course, there's also his felony for check kiting.
'Bro Lived a Whole Double Life': Byron Donalds’ Love Story Cracks After the Internet Digs Up a Fake Accent and a Timeline That Tells Another Story
Unveiling a shocking love story! A politician's past takes a dramatic turn as a fake accent and hidden timeline come to light. #ByronDona...
atlantablackstar.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
My petty ass loves this for him...of course, there's also his felony for check kiting.
I guess Lewandowski thinks that being Kristi Noem's fuckboi bestows some authority to fire Coast Guard staff? Oh also, since he's on Team Trashy and Grifty, he's apparently selling Cameos.
New details emerge about in-flight blow-up between Corey Lewandowski and pilot
Additional details have emerged about a mid-flight showdown between Homeland Security advisor Corey Lewandowski that led to a Coast Guard pilot's firing — and immediate reinstatement.DHS Secretary Kri...
www.rawstory.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I guess Lewandowski thinks that being Kristi Noem's fuckboi bestows some authority to fire Coast Guard staff? Oh also, since he's on Team Trashy and Grifty, he's apparently selling Cameos.
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So I used to argue with Noah Rothman on Twitter. Originally he was very opposed to Trump. He even said he was writing an anti Trump book from the right. But then he saw where the money was, pivoted the book to be another Dem-bashing book and since then he’s a Trump bootlicker like all the rest.
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
So I used to argue with Noah Rothman on Twitter. Originally he was very opposed to Trump. He even said he was writing an anti Trump book from the right. But then he saw where the money was, pivoted the book to be another Dem-bashing book and since then he’s a Trump bootlicker like all the rest.
Translation: "If you make us follow the law and obey The Constitution it would be impossible for us to break the law and violate The Constitution."
Rep. Mark Alford: "If you tie a judicial warrant to what ICE is doing, it will never happen"
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Translation: "If you make us follow the law and obey The Constitution it would be impossible for us to break the law and violate The Constitution."
I love diasporic discovery and connection. A favorite diasporic memory is going to a July 4 cookout in Brixton attended almost entirely by Black folks.
February 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I love diasporic discovery and connection. A favorite diasporic memory is going to a July 4 cookout in Brixton attended almost entirely by Black folks.
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Some cool wholesomeness to start your week.
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Some cool wholesomeness to start your week.
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Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.
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They assaulted and injured a person, damaged a car, and then left. That’s not legal‼️
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
They assaulted and injured a person, damaged a car, and then left. That’s not legal‼️
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February 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch cannibalism commercial has traumatized me.
February 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch cannibalism commercial has traumatized me.
I've been seeing "A Flock of Sieg Heils" all day, but just saw "Epstein's Child" and think maybe I'm done with the internet for the day, LOL!!!!
February 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I've been seeing "A Flock of Sieg Heils" all day, but just saw "Epstein's Child" and think maybe I'm done with the internet for the day, LOL!!!!
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UTAH - Wasatch County Republican Party Chair David Johnson arrested for allegedly “waterboarding” a teen girl for not cleaning her room.
She also had bruising, and says he did it to other kids. Released on $10,000 bail.
Full: www.abc4.com/news/crimes-...
She also had bruising, and says he did it to other kids. Released on $10,000 bail.
Full: www.abc4.com/news/crimes-...
February 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
UTAH - Wasatch County Republican Party Chair David Johnson arrested for allegedly “waterboarding” a teen girl for not cleaning her room.
She also had bruising, and says he did it to other kids. Released on $10,000 bail.
Full: www.abc4.com/news/crimes-...
She also had bruising, and says he did it to other kids. Released on $10,000 bail.
Full: www.abc4.com/news/crimes-...
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WTAF??!! That check better have been CHOWNKY as hell.
Morehouse Chapel unveils portrait of Joseph Smith Jr., sparks student outrage
A Joseph Smith Jr. portrait at Morehouse College’s MLK Chapel has sparked student outrage, raising concerns about governance, legacy and representation.
maroontigermedia.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
WTAF??!! That check better have been CHOWNKY as hell.
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So in addition to hosting ICE, Hilton’s newspaper of choice…Epoch Times??!!! Jesus never thought I’d be nostalgic for USA Today
February 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
So in addition to hosting ICE, Hilton’s newspaper of choice…Epoch Times??!!! Jesus never thought I’d be nostalgic for USA Today
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I know Kevin knows this, but the explanation for this is clear: It's racism. Racism and xenophobia and misogyny.
A white native-born American, living in the parts of the country where white native-born men still hold disproportionate power, is the only fully "real" American in the eyes of many.
A white native-born American, living in the parts of the country where white native-born men still hold disproportionate power, is the only fully "real" American in the eyes of many.
It really is amazing how much of political punditry, *especially* elite outfits in NYC and Washington, still embrace this bizarre idea that rural spaces represent the "Real America" while metropolitan areas, where most (presumably real) Americans actually live, should be held in contempt.
Just going to point out again that our arbitrary political rules permit Republicans to attack urban areas with impunity but strictly forbid the faintest whiff of condescension toward rural areas by Democrats
February 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I know Kevin knows this, but the explanation for this is clear: It's racism. Racism and xenophobia and misogyny.
A white native-born American, living in the parts of the country where white native-born men still hold disproportionate power, is the only fully "real" American in the eyes of many.
A white native-born American, living in the parts of the country where white native-born men still hold disproportionate power, is the only fully "real" American in the eyes of many.