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kennylogins.bsky.social
The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social "We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that October 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
patrick @partnardy.bsky.social inscrutable social media drama about strangers used to be like "Pissfucker11 sent the DM a pic of a potato covered in cum and said his wife jacked his shit off. his wife died 20 years ago" now it's "PolyFrank gained Dark Clout via backchannels in Accountability Chat so we've updated the Harm Matrix" August 30, 2023 at 2:14 AM
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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fleerultra.bsky.social
I asked my dietician and she said it was totally cool to eat leftover General Tso's chicken for lunch and dinner. "Don't even heat it up, it's healthier that way" she told me
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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radiodeadair.com
My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now?

Make something.

Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.

It' s like flushing the brain toilet.
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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fussybabybit.ch
YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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deardean22.bsky.social
The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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gwenckatz.bsky.social
🔲 Deactivate from torment nexus
✅ Reduce frequency to 1 torment episode/week
October 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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retr0.id
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October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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poisonjr.bsky.social
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
August 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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trans-swamp-witch.bsky.social
Friend drew a Worm comic for my top surgery
Girl getting a top surgery from Bonesaw and her boobs from Jack slash
August 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
cpericardium.bsky.social
Etsy witch hexes are about to see some major inflation. For more information, google Etsy witch inflation hex
freyafaust.bsky.social Freya Faust @freyafaust.bsky.social · Sep 11
Etsy witches do not fuck around. 2-3 business days or your money back.
"We Paid some Etsy wishes to curse Charlie Kirk" headline from jezebel
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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wigglewood.bsky.social
The image that inspired my most popular comic.
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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aaronrosspowell.com
I've discovered I can join my kids' "jams" on Spotify and then switch it so they're listening to episodes of my podcast.
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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verityholloway.bsky.social
Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.
Screenshot of a tweet: British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak... [Photo of a book page] "The dash of British cavalry officers was never greater than at the opening of the Crimean campaign in the spring of 1854. These aristocratic horsemen were, in the idiom of the day, "plungers," "tremendous swells." They affected elegant boredom, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy," and interlarded sentences with loud and meaningless exclamations of "Haw, haw." Their sweeping whiskers, languid voices, tiny waists, laced in by corsets, and their large cigars were irresistible, frantically admired, and as frantically envied. Magnificently mounted, horses were their passion; they rode like the devil himself, and their confidence in their ability to defeat any enemy single-handed was com-plete. Cavalry officers were saying in London drawing-rooms that to take infantry on the campaign was superfluous; the infantry would merely be a drag on them, and had better be left at home."
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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catacalypto.bsky.social
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
cpericardium.bsky.social
#art #myart #wormfanart #wormwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #lisawilbourn #tattletale
July 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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clairewillett.bsky.social
*nodding politely and pretending to listen while I discreetly signal the waiter to hurry up with the check* yeah no totally
@hbomax With the return of the iconic HBO name the updated logo positions the HBO brand prominently, ensuring it is the primary visual read with emphasis on the iconic core, which is embedded in the counter of the "O." This deliberate hierarchy reinforces that the platform's core value proposition remains anchored in HBO's legacy and reputation for excellence. The "Max" portion of the logo complements this hierarchy in various technical ways. The "Max" mark has been carefully adjusted to a lighter stroke weight compared to its previous iteration. Moreover, the characteristic of the counter "core," previously embedded within the letter "a" of "Max," has been intentionally omitted. This nuanced adjustment respects the visual ownership of the core form as a distinct hallmark of the HBO logo, maintaining clarity and brand integrity. The "m"'s stems and shoulders were slightly modified while maintaining the balance of the aperture of the letterform. The "a" was completely hand-drawn, with the counter space slightly adjusted toward the stem to give the bowl form and character. The "x"'s diagonal strokes, slightly bowed and tapered to the center axis, creates a flared nuance. Additionally, the width of "Max" has been subtly reduced relative to "HBO," with the overhang of the “O" letterform visually balancing and aligning with the "x," a calculated choice. Overall, the kerning was meticulously calibrated to balance the open spaces between and within the letterforms to ensure a quick read. To further distinguish the brand within the streaming market, the logo identity features a carefully crafted iridescent treatment; subtle warm and cool tones add depth and perpetual motion. This distinctive visual effect metaphorically embodies the platform's extensive range of content - constantly evolving, vibrant, and multidimensional. This creative approach ensures the brand remains visually distinctive, resonating strongly within the competitive landscape of streaming services.
July 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
cpericardium.bsky.social
Do not fear. She's still aroace
June 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
cpericardium.bsky.social
#worm #wormfanart #fanart #wildbow #parahumans #wormwebserial #art #myart #tattletale #lisawilbourn #skitter #taylorhebert #pride #pridemonth
June 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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theoboopis.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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antlervel.vet
They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys
r/DiscoElysium 3d i tried to edit my save file and broke the damn game [Disco Elysium screenshot with five Harry icons]
April 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
cpericardium.bsky.social
#worm #wormfanart #fanart #myart #wildbow #wormwebserial #parahumans #art #grue #brianlaborn #bodyhorror
April 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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dreamcatcherad.bsky.social
If I had a dime for every single person who had this big story to tell and would gladly infodump about it when proc'd

Only for the majority of their art to just be porn
March 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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danielzklein.bsky.social
Shutting down an unresponsive computer by holding down the power button always feels like pressing a pillow down on a person's face while saying "go to sleep"
March 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM