Daniel Zenon Klein
@danielzklein.bsky.social
he/him
Game designer, prev. Riot, Magnopus, Respawn. Loves dogs, pretzels, absurd humor, and magnesium. Shader truther. Reads too many TTRPGs, starts too many creative projects, never finishes anyt
Game designer, prev. Riot, Magnopus, Respawn. Loves dogs, pretzels, absurd humor, and magnesium. Shader truther. Reads too many TTRPGs, starts too many creative projects, never finishes anyt
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Hello, friend, and welcome to the Palintíri help and support system, provided by the Eldar, Eru's first born, to you, men, Eru's second born, free of charge and with a minimum of condescension.
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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im sorry. this is so stupid. Avatár
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
im sorry. this is so stupid. Avatár
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Here's tonight's sunset for you.
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Here's tonight's sunset for you.
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Daddy, where do trains come from?
January 18, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Daddy, where do trains come from?
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This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
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As U.S. official #public #health policy continues its regression toward anti- #science, I’m once again wondering whether a plague doctor mask counts as business casual for the start of the semester, right as the undergrad viral onslaught begins.
I’m sure someone will have feelings about the mask.
I’m sure someone will have feelings about the mask.
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
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I DONT EAT SALAD!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I DONT EAT SALAD!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
I know everything's grim these days and you don't need additional reminders of how much we're headed the wrong direction, but this combination of headline and subhead is as complete an encapsulation of the shit we're in and the shit we've BEEN in as I've seen.
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I know everything's grim these days and you don't need additional reminders of how much we're headed the wrong direction, but this combination of headline and subhead is as complete an encapsulation of the shit we're in and the shit we've BEEN in as I've seen.
The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed. -- @greatdismal.bsky.social
NEW: China is testing a megawatt-scale airborne wind system that captures stronger high-altitude winds, potentially producing up to 10× more energy with 40% less material and 30% lower costs. It could also be quickly deployed to supply emergency power after disasters.
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 AM
The future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed. -- @greatdismal.bsky.social
Gentle reminder if you haven't seen Murderbot, go see it. I loved season 1 and my absolute favorite character from the books isn't even in it yet (a certain research / transport ship)
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Gentle reminder if you haven't seen Murderbot, go see it. I loved season 1 and my absolute favorite character from the books isn't even in it yet (a certain research / transport ship)
do not go gentle into that black plastic sack
January 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
do not go gentle into that black plastic sack
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Why do Americans continue to shun the beautiful simplicity of a duvet in favour of a 1000 thin sheets and quilts that are tucked under a mattress so tightly as to make you feel like you’re in a straight jacket each time you go to sleep?
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Why do Americans continue to shun the beautiful simplicity of a duvet in favour of a 1000 thin sheets and quilts that are tucked under a mattress so tightly as to make you feel like you’re in a straight jacket each time you go to sleep?
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
I think at the core of my sharp dislike for Clair Obscure 33 lies the fact that there are at least two very different types of media we call "video games" and many people like one but not the other. This is gonna be a thread, sorry not sorry
January 10, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I think at the core of my sharp dislike for Clair Obscure 33 lies the fact that there are at least two very different types of media we call "video games" and many people like one but not the other. This is gonna be a thread, sorry not sorry
Clair Obscure 33 isn't a very good game? Like I made it two hours in before a combination of frustration and boredom made me quit out. I don't see how this swept those silly awards
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Clair Obscure 33 isn't a very good game? Like I made it two hours in before a combination of frustration and boredom made me quit out. I don't see how this swept those silly awards
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Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in: