cpgrouchy
@cpgrouchy.bsky.social
⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo?
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
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cpgrouchy
@cpgrouchy.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Tell your friends you love them.
Make it weird if you have to
Make it weird if you have to
... the correct Christian response to injustice is not to pat somebody on the head and be polite.
The correct Christian response to injustice is anger.
The correct Christian response to injustice is anger.
So if we're paying attention, for Aquinas (and Aristotle) anger is the *correct* response to injustice, provided that anger matches the "magnitude" of the harm, and provided its vindication is also oriented by justice.
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
... the correct Christian response to injustice is not to pat somebody on the head and be polite.
The correct Christian response to injustice is anger.
The correct Christian response to injustice is anger.
Well it's gonna be one of those mornings then... / :
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Well it's gonna be one of those mornings then... / :
Janus saw his shadow, there's six more weeks of January
Only six more weeks until February.
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Janus saw his shadow, there's six more weeks of January
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this is the longest january since januaries were invented
January 23, 2026 at 11:22 PM
this is the longest january since januaries were invented
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The fang
has escaped its cage
yes
YES
the fang is OUT
has escaped its cage
yes
YES
the fang is OUT
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 AM
The fang
has escaped its cage
yes
YES
the fang is OUT
has escaped its cage
yes
YES
the fang is OUT
... it's me
I'm the worst
I'm the worst
January 29, 2026 at 6:49 AM
... it's me
I'm the worst
I'm the worst
This was apparently last year and I can't believe I missed it!
(Cabbage and mushroom, apparently. Good choice.)
(Cabbage and mushroom, apparently. Good choice.)
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
This was apparently last year and I can't believe I missed it!
(Cabbage and mushroom, apparently. Good choice.)
(Cabbage and mushroom, apparently. Good choice.)
Stranger Things.
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Stranger Things.
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
Name a TV show that overstayed it's welcome
On another social media site I re-posted something about never getting asked your favorite dinosaur as a grown up. First time I posted that, zero replies.
Today, every time I open it there's another couple favorite dinosaurs.
It's like a nice little present every time I take a moment's break ( :
Today, every time I open it there's another couple favorite dinosaurs.
It's like a nice little present every time I take a moment's break ( :
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
On another social media site I re-posted something about never getting asked your favorite dinosaur as a grown up. First time I posted that, zero replies.
Today, every time I open it there's another couple favorite dinosaurs.
It's like a nice little present every time I take a moment's break ( :
Today, every time I open it there's another couple favorite dinosaurs.
It's like a nice little present every time I take a moment's break ( :
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Tell the people you love that you love them. Tell them every day.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Tell the people you love that you love them. Tell them every day.
Where were you, 40 years ago?
I was asleep on the couch, sick with the flu.
If I hadn't been sick, I'd have been on base at KSC, watching a launch...
I was asleep on the couch, sick with the flu.
If I hadn't been sick, I'd have been on base at KSC, watching a launch...
Forty years ago today (Jan 28 2026), the crew of Space Shuttle Challenger 51L slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God. Francis R. (Dick) Scobee, Michael J. Smith, Ronald E. McNair, Ellison S. Onizuka, Judith A. Resnik, Gregory Jarvis and Christa McAuliffe.
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Where were you, 40 years ago?
I was asleep on the couch, sick with the flu.
If I hadn't been sick, I'd have been on base at KSC, watching a launch...
I was asleep on the couch, sick with the flu.
If I hadn't been sick, I'd have been on base at KSC, watching a launch...
Huh.
That phone just rang. What to do about it ...
That phone just rang. What to do about it ...
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Huh.
That phone just rang. What to do about it ...
That phone just rang. What to do about it ...
It only Tuesday
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
It only Tuesday
Definitely a lot of "I'll make sure my perfect remains the enemy of your good" on the ol' skyline today...
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Definitely a lot of "I'll make sure my perfect remains the enemy of your good" on the ol' skyline today...
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Hank Azaria Reads Trump Quotes as Simpsons Characters 😂
YouTube video by Neal Brennan
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Melania has been nominated to win the inaugural FIFA Academy Award for Best Picture.
That gap in my resume?
Just a stray \vfil ... sorry about that
Just a stray \vfil ... sorry about that
That gap in my resume? That’s when I was a conscientious objector to technofascism.
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
That gap in my resume?
Just a stray \vfil ... sorry about that
Just a stray \vfil ... sorry about that
The people responsible for sacking the people who were sacked for writing the first tweet, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
These tweets have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
These tweets have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
January 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The people responsible for sacking the people who were sacked for writing the first tweet, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
These tweets have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
These tweets have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
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*slaps flex seal over my grip on reality*
January 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM
*slaps flex seal over my grip on reality*
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Why is the sound of Teams dinging away especially awful as you're walking back to your computer?
January 27, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Why is the sound of Teams dinging away especially awful as you're walking back to your computer?
... how come multiple people on opposite sides of the planet are posting pictures of the Royal Albert Country Roses china pattern?... d :
/I only know the name bc one of the people said it!...
//it's not a complaint! it's pretty! just... weird coincidences!
/I only know the name bc one of the people said it!...
//it's not a complaint! it's pretty! just... weird coincidences!
January 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
... how come multiple people on opposite sides of the planet are posting pictures of the Royal Albert Country Roses china pattern?... d :
/I only know the name bc one of the people said it!...
//it's not a complaint! it's pretty! just... weird coincidences!
/I only know the name bc one of the people said it!...
//it's not a complaint! it's pretty! just... weird coincidences!
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American woodcocks demonstrating some moves
YouTube video by Animals and Synthesizers
m.youtube.com
December 13, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I ate a distressing number of cookies while waiting for the jambalaya to cook
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I ate a distressing number of cookies while waiting for the jambalaya to cook