Cristóbal Muñoz
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Cristóbal Muñoz
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👨‍🦯🦮 SoCal business owner and recovering Oakland A’s baseball fan. Be a pal and please remember to include alt text with your posted images.
@craigcalcaterra A rather gross postscript from that awful Scott Erickson car raising accident thing from a few years ago.
Text messages reveal private life of Grossman and lover
Text messages between Rebecca Grossman and Scott Erickson, revealed in a recent court filing, shed new light on the romantic relationship between the two drivers involved in the incident that led to G...
www.toacorn.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
That’s not coffee. That’s dessert. Talk about yuck.
For years, it was a daily McDonald’s trip for a cup of coffee with 10 sugars and five creams. Later, it was Starbucks caramel macchiatos with almond milk and two pumps of syrup.
Soaring coffee prices rewrite some Americans’ daily routines
Government data shows coffee prices were up nearly 20% in December from a year earlier.
www.sbsun.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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We were so inseparable as children that our parents (his mother and my father) actually worried we’d end up as one of those "primos" who get married. We didn't, of course, and we drifted apart over the last few years, but I'll forever treasure our many many moments together growing up ❤️‍🩹
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Good fucking god
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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Just a brutal and dehumanizing racist attack on families, on our dime. This is exactly the kind of story I grew up reading about from WWII
After a 16-year-old complained his zip-ties were too tight at a an ICE/FBI raid in southwest Idaho, an officer laughed and tightened them, the ACLU alleges in a new lawsuit.

He still has scars, months later.
In southwest Idaho FBI raid, officials zip-tiped teens and used aggressive force, lawsuit alleges • Idaho Capital Sun
A lawsuit by ACLU of Idaho alleges law enforcement used aggressive tactics and unjustly detained hundreds of people, including children.
idahocapitalsun.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The dog ate my hard drive.
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Coffee is life…
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY.

I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!

Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
While on the gurney all prepped for my procedure, the nurse proceeded to caress my cheek and tell me that I had beautiful skin and lovely eyes. Lady… What the fuck…
Otherwise, it was uneventful and breakfast afterwards was so delicious.
The prep isn't nearly as bad as it used to be, the surgery is the best nap you'll ever have, and the first meal after is a religious experience.
Just got a colonoscopy this week! Unlike poor Saavik here, prep was basically painless for me. Drink the goop, poop a lot, done. Really the whole thing was smooth & easy & not worth the dread lots of folks bring to it.

If you're nearing or above 50, do it!
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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So many folks who thought Born in the USA was a pro-America song are suddenly worried about not understanding lyrics.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party
White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party
WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday that longtime aide Sandra Wilton had been ...
theonion.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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JD Vance ruins everything
American star Alysa Liu overcame a delay en route to the Milano Skating Arena caused by Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade and finished second in the women’s short program at the Olympics team event.

“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
Nothing could stop the U.S. figure skating team. Not even JD Vance’s motorcade.
Alysa Liu and world champion dance team of Madison Chock and Evan Bates have the Americans leading the team event after day one.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Hold up who the fuck puts olives in ground beef tacos?
Had no choice but to pay $40 for a taxi burrito because I couldn't figure out how to decant olives
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Thank goodness
Firefox is adding a switch to turn AI features off
An AI killswitch.
www.theverge.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This just feels so wrong. A dystopian coffee future…
I don’t hate the robot barista like I thought I would
But it still doesn’t compare to a human.
www.theverge.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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New! A how to guide on writing alt text for journalists. You know you want it. And you know you need it.

#AltText #News #Reporters #Journalists

the-word.news/2026/0205/al...
How to write alt text for news - The Word
If your image disappeared, how would you describe it?
the-word.news
February 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Snakes on a train…
King cobras take the train in India
Earth's largest venomous snakes are hitching rides to places they don't belong.
www.popsci.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Federal Change expands savings options for more adults with disabilities cbs12.com/news/local/f... #a11y
Federal Change expands savings options for more adults with disabilities
A major federal change that took effect this year could open the door to greater financial independence for people with disabilities.The ABLE Age Adjustment Act
cbs12.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM