Whey Standard
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Whey Standard
@wheystandard.bsky.social
Cornell Law ‘14. Financial regulation, law, politics, България, and now featuring fatherhood.
You see District Court judges, even in the 11th circuit you *can* use Rule 11 and get affirmed even when Trump is the sanctioned party!
Eleventh Circuit affirms $1 million sanctions award against Trump attorneys, led by Alina Habba, for frivolous "racketeering" lawsuit against Hillary Clinton (among many others): storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I’m happy to have made @thelouvreof.bsky.social Hall of Fame
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
They got chicken printers at Campbell’s?!?!
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Will be very curious to see what happens if Kelly gets recalled vis a vis Article I Section 6 Clause 2. Does the Senate have to expel him? Does he lose his seat automatically? The way the clause is written, it's the Senate membership that he'd have to lose, not the Office under the United States
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
lol
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
for literally stating the law.
PENTAGON LEAVES OPEN POSSIBILITY OF RECALLING KELLY, A RETIRED NAVY CAPTAIN, TO ACTIVE DUTY FOR COURT-MARTIAL PROCEEDINGS OR ADMINISTRATIVE MEASURES
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Everyone just now learning how joint ventures work. Meta only has a 4 year commitment to use this data center. Worry about Blue Owl, not Meta.
Meta’s data-center accounting gets the Jon Weil treatment:

It’s “financed with debt, and neither the data center nor the debt will be on its own balance sheet. That outcome looks too good to be true, and it probably is.”

@wsj.com $META
www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Damn Welsh youth and their unnatural holiday baked goods!
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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They could have ended this whole thing 3 months ago, claimed a victory of him being removed, and most Americans would have assumed yes, the admin won.

But being cruel was more important to them.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Literally no one in the thread told anyone to “look up the definition of socialism”, this person is insane.
No. You fail. You were given the opportunity to read and you failed.

One person stated that we should look up the definition of socialism, and the followup was a dipshit meme that didn't define it.

You fail, sir.

You have shown yourself to be incompetent or illiterate.

I don't care which.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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every single baby had to be
hospitalized.
The leader of the Association of Food and Drug Officials told Healthbeat that the FDA has been slow to share distribution lists for recalled ByHeart formula. “I’m not sure they recognize the sense of urgency,” he said.
FDA delays left recalled baby formula on store shelves, food safety expert says
The leader of the Association of Food and Drug Officials told Healthbeat that the FDA has been slow to share distribution lists for recalled ByHeart formula. “I’m not sure they recognize the sense of urgency,” he said.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Federalism “cares” about having separate sovereigns over the same territory. It’s not actually concerned with whether the executive of the federal government is elected by national popular vote or by some vote allocated to the constituent subnational sovereigns.
Federalism, by definition, does not care about giving votes equal weight, it cares about balancing the power among members of the federal union.

American schools *do* teach civics, but everyone flunks it now
This is the definition of the slippery slope fallacy.

Arguing that votes should be given equal weight regardless of geography does not equate to arguing that states should not exist.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Federalism “cares” about having separate sovereigns over the same territory. It’s not actually concerned with whether the executive of the federal government is elected by national popular vote or by some vote allocated to the constituent subnational sovereigns.
Federalism, by definition, does not care about giving votes equal weight, it cares about balancing the power among members of the federal union.

American schools *do* teach civics, but everyone flunks it now
This is the definition of the slippery slope fallacy.

Arguing that votes should be given equal weight regardless of geography does not equate to arguing that states should not exist.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I think there are a lot of reasons Mamdani can go to the White House and stand with Trump grinning for photos without much pushback while a lot of other Dems could never: he’s exceptionally charismatic, he does it without giving an inch, but the biggest one is simply credibility. People trust him.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
lol really wondering how Adams is feeling right now.
Trump: ‘It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City’
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Damn right he has.
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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In other words, Judge Oldham has a sock puppet account on Bluesky, and Judge Oldham definitely searches for his name on Bluesky, which means that Judge Oldham will see your posts about him on Bluesky.

So definitely don't call Judge Oldham a Trumpian hack judge on Bluesky.
No matter how too-online you are, you are nowhere near as too-online as Republican federal appointees, judicial and executive.
Judge Oldham's call for the end of certifying questions from CA5 to state Supreme Courts includes this somewhat inexplicable shot at this here website.

www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
1000% same. Beignets are good. Boudin is alright. Gumbo can slap but can be trash.

But a good oyster poboy can’t be beat.
there’s no food from Louisiana that I miss more than a proper oyster poboy
It’s oyster po’boy night, motherfuckers.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Kash Patel's personal firing of the Pride flag-displaying employee was always absurd and unconstitutional, so I'm glad David Maltinsky is suing, but, wait.

It was a flag FLOWN BY THE FBI that was given to him BY THE FBI?! Come on.

Complaint: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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"Look we've really stretched the air safety system to the breaking point so if you're going to get on a plane you should dress in the suit you want to be buried in."
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
So, the government now asserts that the Grand Jury did vote on the two count indictment itself, contradicting what the government represented to in court yesterday. Their evidence appears to be just that the Grand Jury Foreperson said so, which we already knew.
Halligan's team is now docketing hourly motions explaining that she absolutely, positively DID NOT F— UP the Comey indictment

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We've come a long way from the initial assertion by DHS that she engaged in conspiracy and assault with a deadly weapon.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That last line? Yeah.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Whatever I think of what the court will ultimately decide about how the Comey indictment return happened, this, from the government, is a hell of a thing to say when two magistrates AND THE ART III JUDGE have said that they've never seen it happen before:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM