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Flash Groban
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Running away to join the circus is the work experience equivalent of going to clown college
October 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Running away to join the circus is the work experience equivalent of going to clown college
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: McDichael, Dustice, Sweemey, Gride, Archideld, Dourque, Smorin, Furcotte, McSriff, Wesrey, Mixon, Truk, McRlwain, Rortugal, Chamgerlain, Sandaele, Nogilny, Dandleton, Smehrik, Sernandez, Dugnutt and Bonzalez
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: McDichael, Dustice, Sweemey, Gride, Archideld, Dourque, Smorin, Furcotte, McSriff, Wesrey, Mixon, Truk, McRlwain, Rortugal, Chamgerlain, Sandaele, Nogilny, Dandleton, Smehrik, Sernandez, Dugnutt and Bonzalez
little kid holding up the toy he got for christmas to show Grandma
June 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
little kid holding up the toy he got for christmas to show Grandma
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CTRL-C
CTRL-V-V-V-V
CTRL-V-V-V-V
June 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
CTRL-C
CTRL-V-V-V-V
CTRL-V-V-V-V
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jordan peterson sobbing and red, recounting his experience with one of those turkish ice cream guys
August 28, 2023 at 6:34 PM
jordan peterson sobbing and red, recounting his experience with one of those turkish ice cream guys
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i have significant moral qualms with cloth mother, but we have to stop wire mother
October 25, 2024 at 7:43 PM
i have significant moral qualms with cloth mother, but we have to stop wire mother
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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memorizing Lorem Ipsum like digits of Pi
April 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
memorizing Lorem Ipsum like digits of Pi
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Illegal raw milk should be called mooshine.
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Illegal raw milk should be called mooshine.
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we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip
February 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
Restaurant that will only let you use the restroom if you are pooping food that was purchased there. They WILL check
March 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Restaurant that will only let you use the restroom if you are pooping food that was purchased there. They WILL check
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found where they’re conserving you
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jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry
January 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry
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how much should i salad bar
December 28, 2024 at 11:05 PM
how much should i salad bar
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Oh, you like Baby Jesus? Name three wise men.
December 24, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Oh, you like Baby Jesus? Name three wise men.
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