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Dan Brogan

@danbrogan.bsky.social

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Buffs/Birds/Flyers/Liverpool FC Confidently Uninformed, Technically a Lawyer Funny fact about a cage, they’re never built for just one group.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 5m

“I see you’ve joined a Zoom call, let me just switch your camera to the built in one on your closed laptop”

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2h

I remember when this video came out thinking the funniest part was that all these tough guy thugs could do is whine and threaten to call the real police.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 3h

My recollection of changing terminals at Heathrow is it involved a choice between using just the regular London underground or a bus that seemed to use city streets.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 22h

Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Of the subset of Americans who can name any Senator—including their own—I think most could name Susan Collins these days.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Correct answer. Also guilt by association with all of the worst pasta salads I’ve ever had.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

I’d be so disappointed with this algorithm result.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Is it wrong that I only want to see it when some wrongfully beloved piece of tchotchke turns out to be just that and worthless?

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Sticks to the sides of my pot like a thousand little barnacles. No thanks.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Learning that a lot of people hate penne.

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 1d

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Farfalle.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Good…morally? Or like artistically and technically?

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, I usually have the opposite experience. Anyway, I’m sure you killed.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 1d

Doesn’t help that it’s way overlong and that means the swastika on the spine is like 4 inches across.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

When zoom first became a thing it took me too long to notice that I needed to pull Rise and Fall of the Third Reich off the shelf behind my desk.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

Fetterman was a calamity for the hoodie and basketball shorts community as we seek to be taken seriously.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

Go Birds.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

“Party” in Welsh, not the fabric.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

99.9% of the time the only thing I want to see in a story about one of my cases is “We reached out to counsel for [my client] and at the time of publication had received no response.”

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

*tugs at collar* “‘Prompt parties’ of women? How come nobody told my wife!”

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

“Prompt parties,” gatherings of women over cheese and wine to chat about how ChatGPT can help them, are emerging as the next-generation of Tupperware party in San Francisco.

Wine, Cheese and ChatGPT: Ladies’ Night in San Francisco

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, it’s also not insane for a tough guy coach to think “I believe in my guys and my play call to beat those losers”. But it’s pretty obvious Campbell is analytics-informed and that Aikman doesn’t want to believe that because Troy is not a very thoughtful guy.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

That the 9th has a messed up procedure for this is not even a little surprising.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

Lucky you, because everyone on here is talking about how good Blockbuster was for discovering movies.

Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 2d

Just board him up in the ballroom.