Daniel A. Hoyt
@danhoyt.bsky.social
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Fiction writer, English professor, founding editor of American Buffalo Books, Rock and Roll Reading curator at #AWP, poisonous blue frog, Novel-in-posts: @spitfirespoutrain.bsky.social
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Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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caseyreiland.bsky.social
I’m a calzone and one beer deep on the T rn and just read this short story about food and friendship and omg the end made me tear up???
livesinpages.bsky.social
I have a new story out today @maudlinhouse.bsky.social! Writing it was heavily inspired by the increasing cost of groceries and general anxieties around money and trying to live a stupid little life!
maudlinhouse.bsky.social
Tap It, Swipe It, Charge It by Christopher Gonzalez

maudlinhouse.net/tap-it-swipe...
danhoyt.bsky.social
One of you sick fucks is gonna be like, we always bathe the onion
danhoyt.bsky.social
You love your kids enough to fuck up chili for them.
Picture of a pot of simmering chili with a whole onion marinating in it.
danhoyt.bsky.social
Onion, he won’t detect the flavor, but my days of picking out the onions are over.
danhoyt.bsky.social
You love your kids enough to fuck up chili for them.
Picture of a pot of simmering chili with a whole onion marinating in it.
danhoyt.bsky.social
Oh, no, Matt, it’s awful. We’ve only had 2 fallish days.
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sophiestern.bsky.social
Anthropic stealing books and then revealing authors’ legal names is insane. I promise that every one of us who uses a pen name has a reason for doing so.
danhoyt.bsky.social
Stephen Miller costumes are gonna be hot this Halloween
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His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
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joelmathis.bsky.social
For #LFK peeps: La Prima Tazza has this Rob Blank piece. I just got to tell his story to a visitor admiring it. It’s the best thing I will do today. #preciouslove #community
Rob Blank artwork, Munch-like in chalk, with a small pink ribbon attached.
danhoyt.bsky.social
83 here. Cheers, brother.
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All I know is if you're around a self-described "deal guy" don't leave your drink unattended
danhoyt.bsky.social
This things is bonkers. Johnny Cash was the shit!
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abigailoswald.bsky.social
the new issue of @mcsweeneys.net is a TRAPPER KEEPER I am crying
an absolutely GORGEOUS PERFECT trapper keeper featuring shimmery dolphins and cute lil fish swimming through some sort of undersea ruin, labeled "McSweeney's 80"
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rpmirabella.bsky.social
A thread of my Autumn omens:
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Angry honeybees asking for cola.
Apples with one bite taken out, left in the gutter by toddlers.
A puddle of soft serve with leaves stuck in it.
The King of Mushrooms eating a tree.
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mikeingram.bsky.social
My editing & publishing class at Temple will be opening soon for submissions for a special online issue of Barrelhouse, with the theme "The Dirty Issue." Fiction & nonfiction up to 2,500 words, and up to 5 poems. Usual @barrelhouse.bsky.social contract & payment.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
This very very very bad. I cannot stress this enough. I said that they crossed the Rubicon with arresting Ras Baraka several months ago. This is very bad and portends more bad things for regular people.
royalpratt.bsky.social
The President of the United States is calling for the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois to be jailed.