Dan Jacobsen
@danjacobsen.bsky.social
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
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Abbey Murphy can’t help but aim for the far right post
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Abbey Murphy can’t help but aim for the far right post
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WB is going to demand AEW mute the chants, which are inevitable now, and they're probably not going to have a chance to refuse. And it will be no better anywhere else.
Sure is great we surrendered all media to three companies, all of whom are beholden to an insane king.
Sure is great we surrendered all media to three companies, all of whom are beholden to an insane king.
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery blocks Brody King from AEW Dynamite following "F*ck ICE" chants
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Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants
Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.
cultaholic.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
WB is going to demand AEW mute the chants, which are inevitable now, and they're probably not going to have a chance to refuse. And it will be no better anywhere else.
Sure is great we surrendered all media to three companies, all of whom are beholden to an insane king.
Sure is great we surrendered all media to three companies, all of whom are beholden to an insane king.
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If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
Napoleon dynamite
Parasite
Both expanded months later but I saw them in the limited runs.
Parasite
Both expanded months later but I saw them in the limited runs.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Napoleon dynamite
Parasite
Both expanded months later but I saw them in the limited runs.
Parasite
Both expanded months later but I saw them in the limited runs.
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If you have ever been to a Frozen Four, HS state tourney, or NCHC/WCHA conference tourney in St. Paul, you've probably been at this intersection.
The media may have a short attention span because a white person hasn't been murdered recently, but ICE is still here terrorizing us.
The media may have a short attention span because a white person hasn't been murdered recently, but ICE is still here terrorizing us.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If you have ever been to a Frozen Four, HS state tourney, or NCHC/WCHA conference tourney in St. Paul, you've probably been at this intersection.
The media may have a short attention span because a white person hasn't been murdered recently, but ICE is still here terrorizing us.
The media may have a short attention span because a white person hasn't been murdered recently, but ICE is still here terrorizing us.
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88 tickets short of a sellout is a great way to describe @biddco.bsky.social
UMD was 88 tickets short of an announced sellout last night.
Not sure we'll get there tonight with the amount of seats still open at puck drop.
Not sure we'll get there tonight with the amount of seats still open at puck drop.
Bulldogs and Hawks underway in Game 2 this weekend at Amsoil.
Tonight’s lines:
Tonight’s lines:
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
88 tickets short of a sellout is a great way to describe @biddco.bsky.social
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Elon did not “go crazy” as so many Tesla bumper stickers claim. He has always flouted safety regulations and let people die unnecessarily in his cars. Don’t buy Teslas.
Tesla driver’s devastating 911 call while stuck in fiery car revealed: ‘Help please … I am going to die’
A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
Tesla driver’s devastating 911 call while stuck in fiery car revealed: ‘Help please … I am going to die’
A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning vehicle, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
nypost.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Elon did not “go crazy” as so many Tesla bumper stickers claim. He has always flouted safety regulations and let people die unnecessarily in his cars. Don’t buy Teslas.
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"Natalia Bonanno’s family owns 200 apartment units"
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"Natalia Bonanno’s family owns 200 apartment units"
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no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"
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And we have our first Abbey Murphy dive of the Olympics. She was hit nowhere near her head, yet somehow they called it a "illegal check to the head?"
It's gross that it's rewarded and the USA gets a goal out of it. Makes it hard to cheer for USA.
It's gross that it's rewarded and the USA gets a goal out of it. Makes it hard to cheer for USA.
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
And we have our first Abbey Murphy dive of the Olympics. She was hit nowhere near her head, yet somehow they called it a "illegal check to the head?"
It's gross that it's rewarded and the USA gets a goal out of it. Makes it hard to cheer for USA.
It's gross that it's rewarded and the USA gets a goal out of it. Makes it hard to cheer for USA.
Whoa
Report: Gavin McKenna Charged With Felony Assault - https://www.collegehockeynews.com/news/2026/02/04_Report-Gavin-McKenna-Charged.php
February 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Whoa
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Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
They just blindly shot through the fucking door.
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Photographic evidence from the shooting scene of a Venezuelan man by federal agents last month in Minneapolis supports the account of witnesses there – and appears to undercut the narrative provided by federal officials." www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Just in: Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit have agreed to a multi-team deal that sends Jaden Ivey and Mike Conley Jr. to the Bulls and Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric to the Pistons, sources tell ESPN. Detroit also receives a 2026 first-round protected swap from Minnesota.
February 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Me, tired, tapping the sign
USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
February 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Me, tired, tapping the sign
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
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An unbelievable thing happened last night. 3,083 people from the @minnmax.com and @giantbomb.bsky.social community stepped up to protect the people in Minneapolis from ICE.
You can still donate to VEAP here - bit.ly/iceoutminneapolis
Here's the archive - youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
You can still donate to VEAP here - bit.ly/iceoutminneapolis
Here's the archive - youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
An unbelievable thing happened last night. 3,083 people from the @minnmax.com and @giantbomb.bsky.social community stepped up to protect the people in Minneapolis from ICE.
You can still donate to VEAP here - bit.ly/iceoutminneapolis
Here's the archive - youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
You can still donate to VEAP here - bit.ly/iceoutminneapolis
Here's the archive - youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...
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New: Tesla 4th quarter profit plunges 61% year-over-year; annual profit down 46%
the brand damage:
-1 million lost vehicle sales, per study
-Declining revenue, profits, deliveries in 1st half of '25
-Lower total production/deliveries than '24
-Lost crown as world's leading EV seller
wapo.st/3LYTef1
the brand damage:
-1 million lost vehicle sales, per study
-Declining revenue, profits, deliveries in 1st half of '25
-Lower total production/deliveries than '24
-Lost crown as world's leading EV seller
wapo.st/3LYTef1
Tesla bet big on Elon Musk. His politics continue to haunt it.
Tesla struggles to regain its footing in the electric vehicle market, hindered by Elon Musk’s political activity, impacting its stock price and performance.
wapo.st
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 PM
New: Tesla 4th quarter profit plunges 61% year-over-year; annual profit down 46%
the brand damage:
-1 million lost vehicle sales, per study
-Declining revenue, profits, deliveries in 1st half of '25
-Lower total production/deliveries than '24
-Lost crown as world's leading EV seller
wapo.st/3LYTef1
the brand damage:
-1 million lost vehicle sales, per study
-Declining revenue, profits, deliveries in 1st half of '25
-Lower total production/deliveries than '24
-Lost crown as world's leading EV seller
wapo.st/3LYTef1
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Knowing that all of Trump's accusations are admissions, this raises some questions about 2024.
Trump continues to lie and incite violence against Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I think she's a fraud ... she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her."
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Knowing that all of Trump's accusations are admissions, this raises some questions about 2024.
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
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I spent the weekend trying to process what's happening in my city of Minneapolis, Minnesota by creating this video. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I spent the weekend trying to process what's happening in my city of Minneapolis, Minnesota by creating this video. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
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TikTok is under right wing billionaire control now. Plan your exit strategy.
This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk.
Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.
Well, here’s a link:
georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.
Well, here’s a link:
georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
TikTok is under right wing billionaire control now. Plan your exit strategy.